At the dawn of time, cavemen sat around in their cave villages, horny as hell, but unable to do anything about it. After all, "what Grug do when Gruggette no here?" One day, Schlomo, of the hooknose tribe, showed up to the cave village. Sensing the frustration of the village males, and an opportunity to make phat stacks of what cave society considered money, he made paint out of berries, and began to paint nude females on the walls of the caves. Illuminated by the first fires man had ever sparked, Schlomo, in exchange for a set quantity of fish and meat, allowed Grug and his companions access to the caves, to view the paintings for one cycle of the sun. Eventually, Grug and his companions grew weary of the cave paintings, so Schlomo hired Grugette, and other village females, to pose nude in the caves, and would cut them in on his profits of fish and meat. And thus, the world's first titty club was born. As technology advanced, so did the abilities of the hooknose tribe to grow their lust-fuelled empire throughout the world, leading to the pornscape we know today
