random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Chris has always had the propensity to be violent and unhinged just like that evil doodle sponge Bob drew

This whole saga feels like pink flamingos playing out irl

 

[LurkTrawl]

Fuck around and find out. I am a professional bodybuilder/MMA fighter. Come at me bro. My address: 25 SW 8th Cy, Delray Beach, FL USA.

Let me know when you get close. I will go outside. Let's sort it out like men.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Just a reminder that despite looking like an ten year old with fetal alchohol syndrome this thing is eighteen so you could fuck it if you wanted to.

Ah, he's a comedian, I understand why I didn't laugh.

I wear men skirts so that little kids can reach up and shake hands with Mr Throbby.

I'm not a pedo though

Cut off your own dick and fuck yourself with it .

You have only been excluded if you consider your sexual habits your entire identity.

I’ll continue to consume my bacon wrapped steak, medium rare

There’s a place for all of gods creatures… right next to the mashed potatoes

Hell yeah! Put all the niggers in nigger classes.

 

[Just A Butt]

OH BY THE WAY should he see this post. That would make him wish to use pull with the federal government and well I would love to start the hostile takeover now.

 

[Mr. 305]

Fuck it I'm going to die on this hill; Twitter is worse for society than trench warfare.

 

[Enoby Way]

Japanese will defend their right to commit seppuku to death.

Imagine being the worst person in all Chris Chan sagas. That's like being the fattest person on Honey Boo Boo.

I can't tell if I'm too retarded to follow this story or if this story is too retarded to follow.

Let this be an example of flying too close to the autistic sun with wax wings, my young, retarded Icaruses.

you seem cool, sorry for asking you about analingus

I am never admitting to anybody that I have an account here. I love you guys but I have a family and a business.

If I had a friend, I wouldn't ruin it by telling them I'm a Kiwi Farms user.

Fuck it I'm going to die on this hill; Twitter is worse for society than trench warfare.

I think I'd actually rather kill myself than ask someone if they want to sign up to the farms, lol.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Looks like he's jizzing on the dog, as one does on the weekend

 

[Meat Target]

I've never played a Blizzard game before, how is them getting sued supposed to stop me from being the autistic mongoloid I usually am in games?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Blacks 38% These unvaxxed negro MAGA mud people can't keep getting away with it!!

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

To clarify what I was saying-- I wish John Lennon had died in the holocaust.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Lol no Fungi

 

[Meat Target]

So this is where all the juggalos went.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Ninjaed, fuck

Proper grammar broke the site.

Bullshit! I call bullshit! Everybody knows you can't flush any of that stuff!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The Special Underwear gnomes have to be up to something in that temple of theirs and I doubt it's baking cookies and singing.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

I had a roommate in College who cited Bug's Life & Shark Tale as her "Communist awakening"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

So what you are saying is...the Khazar milkers are probably lactating

 

[Fart]

 

[The Last Stand]

https://kiwifarms.st/members/the-last-stand.26874/#profile-post-342930

A boomer who doesn't understand the beauty of melee, smh

 

[NyQuilninja]

This bitch wrote a fucking thesis about how she masturbates to fictional characters.

The moon has been up there for billions of years. It saw the primordial slime form the first lifeforms. It saw the dinosaurs die in the hell unleashed by the chicxlub asteroid. It doesn't care if some stupid monkeys point at it and chant gibberish.

After a certain amount of money in the bank, you just stop being human.

 

[wanddumpster]