random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MediocreMilt]

Might as well jack off to Tim Pool.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

(And I didn't take your post as shitting on Garfield - and even if I did, I'm not going to defend fucking Garfield.)

To clarify what I was saying-- I wish John Lennon had died in the holocaust.

 

[Particle Bored]

"I dont know why I keep having issues with pus pockets but I'm sick of it lol"

Spoiler: NSFW

From a tranny frankendong victim.

 

[thismanlies]

Those close to Greer have determined that Moon must be mentally ill (and that his users are miserable people)

And most importantly: Did the firm bother to do ANY research on defendants?

And most importantly: Did the firm bother to do ANY research on defendants?

It is hoped that maybe when Moon actually faces legal consequences with this case; that when he starts feeling the same stress and despair that his victims have faces, that maybe a light will turn on in his head.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Boxed wine and its consequences have been a disaster for the female sex.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

“was until she had ABORTIONED our kid”

She done ABORTIONED it!

 

[Hitman One]

I'm gonna pull a Russ and say that you guys are going to fucking love what he just filed.

Edit: Horrible formatting kept intact, here is... whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. I don't even know what to say about this. Skordas, the tweets, it's just... how is this real. It's like he's trying to prove the adage about pro se representation.

He decides to admit- unprompted and in an unnecessary court filing- to abusing the legal system in his previous suit against Taylor Swift- and then complains that Skordas is the REAL bully by absolutely destroying Russ (legally) again and again.
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This representation is a slap in the face to Greer and a slap in the face to every victim of Kiwi Farms (both dead and alive)

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Why does he need help undressing and bathing but is perfectly capable of assblasting himself to oblivion?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I wonder if "may your womb be barren" constitutes a threat?

 

[Meat Target]

Utah Chainsaw Massacre vibe.

The phone clearly discriminated against him by not doing it for him automatically

 

[Local Fed]

Everyone's ultimately afraid of having their retardation exposed to the world, documented, catalogued, and commented extensively on with copious use of the word "Nigger".

This warrants a lethal response.

Someone start a thread on Putin.

I was hoping this stuff would never come to Kiwi Farms but the autism of the MBTI community is simply to strong.

Men like long flowing hair. They just do. WEAR A WIG.

It is not obligatory for an autist to be a repulsive, self-indulgent, disgusting creature that rapes its mom and has never done anything beneficial for anyone.

 

[Meat Target]

You can almost picture him typing this document, when he gets to the reeeee parts he’d be smashing his laptop like he does his piano keys, visibly seething, spittle flying, the trauma lumps pounding on his tightening skull. It’s a joy to think about, seeing as how miserable and mentally ill we all are.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

All these witches and not a one of them gets naked in the woods at midnight to howl at the moon. So weak.

Imagine the variants that will emerge after gestating in their am-holes.

Swine in industrial farming operations have a better appearance.

We’re replacing mythology — stories born out of the genuine spirit of a people — with entertaining but ultimately empty stories told by Hollywood hebrews, designed with the primary intention of extracting as many shekels as possible, and the secondary intention of engineering new social values. What will this mean for us?

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

the real reason for her vaginal boogers is because she's jerking off to gore porn with her fungus and cat shit encrusted fingers and has given herself such a monsterous yeast infection that she could open her own bakery

 

[NyQuilninja]

Stereotypes are a real time saver.

I thought this was going to be the regular stupid "what x says about y" articles that these sites shit out but oh no, this is advanced stupid.

 

[Particle Bored]

"You really should consider having sex with my electrical semen."

OC steel donut by @GleamingTheQ-Bert

 

[ñññ]

"Me encanta ser blanco"

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Drops of Jupiter. I don't care if it's about his dead mother, its melody is what stepping in warm piss feels like.

 

[LurkTrawl]

My dad used to chain me to the waterheater in a dark closet for hours on end when i was a kid and beat the shit out of me when he was drunk and lost money gambling. Took me 20 years to get over that shit. Lots of couch therapy.

Have you ever picked a snotter out your nose and it was so long it makes your eyes twitch? Brain ticklers I call them. Think she get them with the "vagina boogers" and they tickle all the right places on the way out?

He *gave a man a handy for a ride to a brothel*. I think he’s shed Mormonism.

 

[Real Gay Autist]

I believe that homosexuality is the result of a toxoplasma type parasite or virus which is why so many homosexuals rape children.