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[Snusmumriken]

“If I physically could, I would be smiling really wide right now.” —Russ Greer

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Fucking globalists coming for my alliums.

forced to live in the amhole slime, surrounded by the ghosts of a 1000 alpacas

It's the ghost of Pepe, and it's come back for the rape.

Not in Minecraft either. In Colorado, where I can laugh at it.

Edit: pipe bombs not pimp bombs lol

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Years ago I entered a dick measuring contest. I wont say my size as that's TMI, but lets just say the person measuring was amazed. They put the tape up and their jaw literally dropped. Everyone stood up and clapped. The person measuring's name was... Albert Einstein.

Anyways that's how I ended up getting my gold medal for world's smallest dick.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

sauce

Like, game set and match my guy, fruit farmers win again.

 

[ForTheHoard]

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I'm not transphobic I just don't know the Greek suffix for disgust

 

[Brain Power]

I've exceeded my slur usage for the day but I would still kindly like to ask you to kill yourself. Thank you.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Alright, Mike's legit. Just remember, this place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

This is the most perfect description of the farms I’ve read, and the full is worth quoting.

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

 

[Table Country]

"Men who pretend to be women" is a much better term for these scum.

I prefer "eunuchs in dresses", if only for the sake of brevity.

I saw the phrase either here or on twitter but I like, "cosplaying as female".

I like "cock in a frock"

The problem is trannies aren't killing themselves fast enough

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Liberals are actually rather philistine..The notion of the cultured urbane liberal is often utter bullshit.

These are the same people who regularly cite Marvel as if it were the Iliad.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't remember anything about the Far Cry stories other than there being some vaguely Communist gang that I wished I could slaughter. There was also a weird homo in a pink suit.

 

[FuckedUpDeer]

Porn, broadly speaking, is the greatest threat to civilization

 

[Zero Day Defense]

God damn dyslexic fucks, theyre GINGERS not NIGGERS.

 

[Law]

Why don't YOU crawl back into whatever edgelord shithole you came from you faggot nigger.

Look at this beautiful sentence. It could be the site mascot.

 

[Local Fed]

Don't like trannies? Join the club at kiwifarms.net.

See Libertarians, this is your future. Your son is Elliot Rodger and your daughter is a vtuber.

This is the conversation America needs to have, and I'm proud Null's site is a front in the battle against the behavioral browning of America.

 

[Table Country]

They never should've built those child rape stalls.

How is it trolling to think that child rape is worse than weakened bones?

Getting a zoomer woman into bed and finding her vagina takes a 6 month training plan.

 

[Sprate Header]

Wow. I can finally understand why doctors used to lobotomize people.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

If your major contributions to society are promoting illegal cyber-attacks AND fart porn...you might be a lolcow

In 20 years people will ask:
“Where were you during the great internet fat woman cat heist of 2023?”

I'm a simple man. You say racist thing, I like you more.

Did you just call the author of Dilbert a 'false prophet '?

Lmao

Is that a consent accident if you inject a dog hair into your body?

Suicide by pavement ape is a nasty way to go

You've got opinions, we've got opinions. We can hug it out.

Anyway the point I'm getting at is I don't think niggers ever read Dilbert

This is literally a gossip forum. Why is everyone’s brain so broken.

In the war between troons and... uh... simulated child sexual abuse cartoon streamers, nobody wins except us kiwis.

First they came for the Farms, and I did not speak out, because I was not autistic.

Then they came for the boomercons, and I did not speak out, because I was not a pensioner.

Next they came for the TERFS, and I did not speak out, because I was not a foid.

And then they came for my 2D, and there was no one left to speak for me.

What if it's actually a FED. What if were sitting here, unwittingly telling THE FEDERAL RESERVE all the juicy gossip about Boogie?

 

[Spud]

You want tradition? Go hunting, or at least have the good dignity to rape and pillage your local supermarket.

I haven't been to a grocery store since I got out of prison, and I ain't going back to either. A cart is just baby prison anyways, so all y'all just toddlers in the hole.

Trannies make me happy to have my period monthly

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

After heavy consideration, and with a heavy heart, I must announce, that now, I too, am in favor of Mass Rape.

 

[My Name is Ed]

They all look like raging homosexuals! I bet they are spreading AIDS by sodomy!