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[Gentlebastard]

I've said it before but at least swingers and oldschool open relationship types didn't try to cloak their degeneracy in any lofty political-sexual shit

Obviously I hope he continues ramming raw grease down his throat

If this all blows up legally we might get discovery and dispositions. It would be a Kiwi Christmas miracle.

Now I want to fucking fedpost.

My guess is that impresses fellow jizz moppers at costco

To be honest, you have to be a complete retard to not be able to tell the person you're fucking is a man.

These people are demons. Since we can't kill real demons, I'll enjoy it while they kill each-other. And eventually, themselves.

If you ever want to experience what the doomers mean when they say this world is fucked beyond repair, just scroll through the reddit frontpage.

One cup of tea for $45 shouldn't be just okay. It should be so good you have a psychotic break.

You WILL accept the reddit approved janny or else.

Watch this if you want to lose faith in humanity.

It has to be satire, r-right?

In their addled brains they think it’s all trashy clothes, sleepovers, and flaunting their sexiness to adult males. Lolita, meet Humbert Humbert wearing your clothes.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

You wanna ask a group of mentally ill armed sideshow country carnies what happened to their animals???

TRAN-NY WA-CO, TRAN-NY WA-CO, TRAN-NY WA-CO, let's gooooooooooo

"Noooo your honor my trans rights mean more than their trans rights... nooo Twitter I'm not a landlord it's totally different I'm queer and neurodivergent too.... nooo officer they left Nutter Butters wrappers and Qtips and mannequins on the floor, I just let cats and dogs piss on the floor and helped bury the alpacas you smell decaying carried on the cold winter's breeze...."

You will never be a woman and you will NEVER get out of debt.

There's a line between "haha this guy is really dumb" to "haha this guy is severely mentally ill" and we passed it about 10 miles back

Now I want to fucking fedpost.

The troon cries in pain as it curbstomps you.

As a licensed medical practitioner in Canada your behavior is indicative of severe retardation and I deem you a perfect candidate for MAID

If Hitler gassed people who didn’t return their carts he’d have statues today.

This whole thread is autism condensed into text form. That includes me. I'm also autistic. If you're reading this, you're autistic. Wanna stim together sometime? My case worker isn't here after 7, provided you're a girl

"Oh no, the kiwis know who I am! It was fine when I was spending all day as a man nearing my late 20s stalking Vtubers, streaming to nobody as a cartoon character, hanging out on discord with children, and posting porn on Twitter all day, but now I'll practice some restraint and reconsider my lifestyle!"

Idk where the rest of the quotes went

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Microdosing Hitler particles

 

[vomitusdeux]

I would trade the lives of the Alpacaschwitz victims for those of every tranny on earth.

Posting the words "futa cock" in BP is the key to being neg repped in BP, or being banned in the chat rooms of BP

IM AUTISTIC FOR LIFE, NO AMOUNT OF ESTROGEN AND SPIRO WILL DESTROY THE AUTISM IN MY VEINS

They could bond over their attraction to sweet, sweet Barb pussy.

Its like a surprise visit from a dancing monkey that wears a different hat everytime it shows up. You never know when he's gonna appear. He's like Batman.
Or Scatman I guess, considering the fetish shit.

girl's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

thick in the head. tragic, really.

 

[CansOfCant]

IM AUTISTIC FOR LIFE, NO AMOUNT OF ESTROGEN AND SPIRO WILL DESTROY THE AUTISM IN MY VEINS

Here to second this one.

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

Sir I wish to report a faggot. His name is Patrick S. Tomlinson and he lives in Milwaukee, WI. He is in felony possession of bitch tits and a level of obesity that constitutes a national security threat.

Wait until she opens a thread about you about how you don't flush the toilet, clean the room enough and spend EVEN more time than her on Kiwifarms.

I'm not giving attention to actual prostitutes unless it's to nail them to a cross.

 

[Got Milk!]

"...she's in my league. She has a backpack full of tampons and throws up in a drawer. She would fuck me."

-Joshua Connor Moon on 3/3/23 mati stream

 

[scathefire]

That video is really horrible and gave me a jump scare. Her face is red as Satan's flaming anus. Her mannerisms and demeanor are demonic. She needs an exorcism.

 

[Ken Barlow]

it’s my freedom of internet expression and say what I want, get bent dude.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

All KF does is hold up a mirror. It's not our fault if the histrionic narcissist hates what they see.

Sovereign citizens of all stripes have three things in common: first, they hate authority figures; second, they're stubborn and vicious in employing "paper terrorism" against their enemies; and third, they're astonishingly stupid.

Please pardon my sperging for a moment:

THESE FUCKING RETARDED TRANNY FUCKING LUNATIC SEX PESTS THINK THEY KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR SOCIETY AND THEY CANT EVEN BALANCE THEIR OWN FUCKING CHECKBOOK OR KEEP A HOUSE FROM BEING DESTROYED.

know anyone with ground scanning radar who will work for beer?

I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes straight at the copy of Adam Sandler’s “Click” just sitting in the corner and I don’t know why.

Moral of the story:

Never let trannies into your home

As long as Penny’s parents are safely out of the way, I do hope that a drunken Bonnie wee Paul shows up to confront them, and it results in a bizarre shootout between drunk and high men in dresses.

"Hey ma check out this fahkin' Prussian history, they're wicked badass but they were led by a fag it's fahkin insane"

So this is how the tranch dies, not with a shootout, but a single pitiful amhole queef and some vandalism.

If someone left a drying mountain of sawdust next to a fireplace in my house I would be forced to jackknife powerbomb them through a fucking table placed over a piranha moat, no questions asked.

trannies build shitholes like beavers build dams, it's just their nature to do.

Any vehicle that's designed so that it's passengers are intended to dismount and lift it out of an obstruction is cool. Doesn't need doors, and roll cages are for fannies.

I literally finally registered after 8 years just to reply to this comment.

Oh no, I've been called a faggot on the internet; now I have no choice but to 40% myself. What a terrible day to be a faggot.

Counter-revolutionaries working from within have endeavored to undermine our project, but next time we will do communism for real, guys.

Are you high? Have you forgotten where you are posting?

"Please NoReturn, show us more like this."

Dear diary, today OP delivered and delivered and delivered

I am Penelope Logue, and I'm here to ask you a question: are a commune of woma'ams not entitled to a regular burrito night? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the wealthy.' 'No!' says the man in the facists, 'It belongs to the cis!"' 'No!' says the parent in your house, 'It belongs to me.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Tenacious, a city where the activist would not fear the censor, where the deviant would not be bound by petty morality, Where the lazy would not be constrained by the productive! And with the donation of rent money or weed, Tenacious can become your ranch as well.

you can dress a monkey in silk and a monkey it will remain. I guess in this case, you can dress a human toilet in Cartier but everyone will still know she ate feces for it.

I’ve been helping a family member navigate a medical issue and I genuinely can’t understand how healthcare staff and/or patients aren’t shooting up a lot more hospitals and doctors’ offices.

I wouldn't mind trying the type of tea- as in the beverage- that costs $40 a cup. For that amount of money I expect at least two contactless orgasms.

Now you get morality policing by these shell of a humans, getting down on their knees and deepthroating the girlcock and worshipping niggers. Absolutely pathetic showing. If you still have hope out for these people, it's on you

"It's in my nature" replied the scorpion.

He's admitted burying dozens of animals that he starved to death, he's admitted stealing drugs from people he was working for, he's written about fucking his girlfriend in the ass, and she in turn has posted shots of the inside of her anus. I'm not sure what he's got left to hide here.

This confirms the theory that Brazilians can't shoot each other until they get within range of some plastic garden furniture.

Boner's bitching though is like if a guard at Auschwitz claimed to be a victim because he had repetitive stress injuries from shoving Jews into ovens.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Honestly, it’s kind of funny you mention those guys because I think that what Null is doing is compiling a dossier filled with all the reasons certain people are going to Hell.

Somebody has a Nazi fetish.

This is why we should legalize super soaker open carry.

Stand and take a full god damn shower instead of pissing in bath tubs till the water turns cold

In short, I need to invest in selling bidets to poop wounds.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Do you not have a mirror in the house that is not jizz-stained, or what?

Praise be to the return of [obj]

The only "AdViCe" those people need is to forget this retarded abbreviation POC and use nigga write people as people for fuck's sake.

In other words his bitchiness has gone up and this is the new normal?

If any POC writers out there needs to experience racism, please PM me and I will give you the full experience. I promise I am a fully trained and insured Racism Consultant.

The serial killer dead eyed stare is so feminine

I can't remember what it's called, some degenerate will know.

I can understand it but it's still subhuman wigger behavior.

is like if a guard at Auschwitz claimed to be a victim because he had repetitive stress injuries from shoving Jews into ovens.

It will never cease to be a source of amusement to me that the instant a male troon gets a single whiff of even the nastiest stankest real pussy, attached to the ugliest, most filthy and absolutely insane whore, the troon shit goes right out of the window.

 

[Mothra1988]

The sanctity of the act of confession is bigger than a diddled kid.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

You must be so miserable, doing such degenerate things.

Bitch, I have been told to kill myself every day since I was 12yo and I don't cry about it because it doesn't matter and it's just the internet.

Grow the fuck up.

Tbh I kind of respect the hustle. Grifting off weirdo perverts has a redeeming quality to it.

 

[Table Country]

I don't have genitals I had them replaced with a computer that only plays chuzzle deluxe

O mine eyes have seen Agenda Poster sperging in this thread
He'll keep sperging and shitposting until every Russian's dead
He wants a military budget that will keep orphans unfed
NAFO goes marching on!

I’m not afraid to look at my penis if necessary

 

[Meat Target]

Oh you know, alpha-nigger MRA type; complete with renting expensive cars, bragging about criminal behavior, possibly human trafficking and prostitution ring leader. You'd love him.

Somehow all of this started with a twitter slapfight with Greta Thunberg.

 

[Cyborg Braphog]

Seeing as you're seething about stickers, let me actually explain something. I wasn't negrating you because I'm a child rapist

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

@wry wrangler

 

[Table Country]

If you were around when /b/ was good, you'd know /b/ was never good.

Please be patient, I have brain damage.

im joining the war on transphobia on the side of transphobia

Shut up, cockless Tranny. A dog ate your dick for its dinner after the doctor threw it away and I am laughing at you because of it. Your festering wound will never heal.

First they sexually assaulted women, and I did not speak out - because I was not a woman.
Then they groomed children, and I did not speak out - because I did not have children.
Then they came for my video games and anime waifus, and I showed them no mercy.

 

[big cum]

"KNOCK IT OFF, SCOTT
YOU DISGRUNTLED LESBIAN"
- Liz Lansing