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[Zero Day Defense]

Nigga, fire your optician.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Zack did much of the heavy lifting himself by showing up with a haircut that made him look like someone put Richard Spencer in a microwave.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't think dinsoaurs had feathers AND IT'S THE JEWS FAULT.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

I think someone's bussy was pounded a bit too hard tonight.

 

[Big Nasty]

*Bong grumbling fades into background*

 

[Gentlebastard]

The entirety of Reddit is just one big case of Poe's Law.

Serious about-to-molest-a-kid vibes from that.

A man who dresses up as a woman is a possible deranged serial killer? Color me shocked

Niggers answering to a higher judge now anyway.

Why have I known people who just outright croaked from an untimely heart event, at a low age, despite being in good shape, and this evil motherfucking piece of shit continues to exist?

It's 2023, doesn't everyone know how to dispose of human remains?

It does all sound a bit “Anarchists Cookbook” to me, boys will be boys I guess.

the people who do try to cleverly dispose of human remains with chemicals or the like seem to get caught 90% of the time. The real pros know to just throw them down a mineshaft

Troon with a Pokémon fusion fursona. Yours is a path that has been trod before and did not lead anywhere good.

Guys, this is SERIOUS BUSINESS!

A brave young man has been hate crimes!

Yes! H-A-T-E CRIMED! With WORDS!

When my granddaughter asks me what the saddest moment of my life was I will reply: "they fucking banned /r/fatpeoplehate".

A lot of people rightfully bemoan the trans-fueled extinction of the tomboy, but a similar situation that's overlooked is the slow marching genocide of the noble neckbeard. So many of these trannies look like you shaved down Comic Book Guy and dressed him up in Xena Warrior Princess cosplay.
They have a bad reputation but I always liked neckbeards. They could talk about weird science fiction novels or niche JRPGs and there was something refreshing about their lack of social grace and complete devotion to Pathfinder builds or Zork lore or whatever bullshit.
I used to see neckbeards in public and think, "I bet that guy is awesome. I bet he practices with his katana in the backyard." Now when I see one I wince because I have to wonder if he's an ABDL with a sissy fetish who wants to be mommydommed by his male girlfriend.

 

[Path Wanderer]

why the fuck are you wearing a diaper.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If I took a day off every time a white person was killed by the 13%, I would probably never have worked a day in my life.

 

[Mothra1988]

I am a Tomahawk Cruise missile with a 1000lb warhead fired from a Ticonderoga class cruiser. I will shoot down your counter arguments with my ESSM's and Phalanxes shortly

 

[Gentlebastard]

Disney is not some poor dude who made a bad descision and has its entire life on the line because of one box office failure, its a literal global media empire that has its hand in dozens of pies. Yet this sycophant is treating Disney like a homeless guy doing magic tricks on the street for change.

I can't imagine how sad it must be to be in a parasocial relationship with a corporation.

Kiwi Farms did the media’s job better than the media did… Not again…

28 TERFS PULLING UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS. HELICOPTERS LANDED. UNICORN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE! UNDER LOCKDOWN!

even being a shit-eating sissy tranny in a poly sm troon relationship makes him still the most normal of the troon-trio

She's a munchy, they never die.

Marvel fans are actual cultists and you cannot change my mind.

It's like if a group of antifascists went back to 1930s Germany and decided to just mail Hitler boxes of horse manure instead of trying to assassinate him. What the fuck are you trying to accomplish, exactly?

a bunch of fat, lazy weirdos with mental illnesses and more fetishes than brain cells don't exactly make for hardened war-ready commandos

The ATF may shoot your dog, but the IRS will shoot your soul.

If recent training materials and the mass hiring wave are anything to go by, the IRS will shoot your dog as well.

I usually don't believe in taking pleasure in someone else's physical injury and pain and irl violence, but at that moment I laughed like hell.

Your mom is a faggot. And so are you.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I call that bullshit
I LIKE SUSHI AND BELIEVE TROONS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO EXIST!

 

[Mike Vick's Pitbull]

How did it come no one photoshoped his face on a thwomp and animate it falling on dildo?

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

An excerpt from this book:

One user revealed 61 percent European DNA, to which another replied: “I’ve prepared you a drink. It’s 61 percent pure water. The rest is potassium cyanide. I assume you have no objections to drinking it. (You might need to stir it first since anyone can see at a glance that it isn’t pure water.) Cyanide isn’t water, and YOU are not White.”

 

[vomitusdeux]

'Hi little teeeddddy'. Ugh. Sickeneen. I can never come back here, this era is turning me into a sperg.

KF : Wanna see survival against takedown attacks? here Sophie, hold my beer. No, c'mon hold it. Look, just pretend the beer is a toddler's dick.

Did you take pills and get surgery to become a dinosaur?

inb4 that kid pulls a Sephiroth and tries to destroy the world because he's the offspring of an mpreg monstrosity.

Don't forget her pussy with his cum all over it. I can't remember what it's called, some degenerate will know.

Didn't know Adolf was redpilled on this trash too.

Sorry, Her.... um, frauline, there's a problem with your frau-hole, we're gonna go again.

honestly I fucking love being white, being white is the fucking bomb

sad black women came up with “BIPOC” cause they’re so retarded they think that term means they can pretend to be Pocahontas instead of Shaniqua McChicken.

They piss and shit in the water that you drink.

I fully believe in my right to invade an autist space, I'd argue this is where I belong.

These Cyberpunk 2077 NPC looking motherfuckers should have saved the money for the marriage counseling I know they're going to need.

Can someone explain how it would take 45 minutes to find a place for a fat woman to sit on an airplane?

I would let Null date my daughter if I had one because Null is all that is good and pure in this world.

I don't care how much a man wants to fuck a yeasty fold or maybe even overfeed a woman to death because there's no way that a man who may have unspeakable desires for filthy fat women but who also loves animals could ever with Chantal.

You can save a looot of money on a wedding if you think outside the box a little more than you did with your gender.

It's a British man so basically a chick with a dick.

Juggalo weddings at least have soul to them and the white trash involved is all happy to be there.

how-
how does a blind person even become a pedophile??? like they dont even know what a kid looks like, how do they want to fuck them?????

It took me a few seconds to realize she had her tongue out and those were piercings. My brain categorized that as stitches after a pitbull mauling or something of that nature.

As a certified Hentai Historian,

If a nigger wants to see a monkey being abused, they just watch a local gang war.

There's no point pirating something that's going to be free on Monday. However this is from the show notes.

• Journalists really messed up with the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch story… Kiwi Farms did the media’s job better than the media did… Not again…
• 28 TERFS PULLING UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS. HELICOPTERS LANDED. UNICORN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE! UNDER LOCKDOWN!

After reading this thread, I believe gorillas should be armed.

Kevin's amhole trimmings would be Jen-snackies before they got to the alpacas.

Jesus fuck, she literally couldn't make it 1 min into this video without tongue-ing and poking the crusty mass of herpes bubbles on the corner of her mouth. Bitch can afford a new Kate Spade bag but can't afford a tube of Abreva. Yuck!

all schizophrenic bitches I ever fucked had hairy cunts. I mean hair going all the way back and across the asscrack. That shit is no bueno.

Why do so many people here have Ralphs sad dick saved to their computers?

I call that bullshit
I LIKE SUSHI AND BELIEVE TROONS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO EXIST!

Now I am imagining a bad Tranch sitcom in which Penny tries to enlist the help of his incompetent cohabitants to dispose of a dead field serf.

"Kevin, did you get around to ordering that barrel of lye?"

"Lye? I thought you said barrel of pie."

*womp womp noise*

But Grandpa, I thought Poonicorns were a myth...

Joan of Arc (he/him) rode a poonicorn into battle during The Trans Genocide of 2023, but TERFs will deny it.

Not surprising that 6 year old me was about as mature as a guy who can't stop buying transformers merch.

(dogs don't have that big of a dick do they)

No officer, you don't get it. We had to saw the barrel off this shotgun. It needed lifesaving gender reassignment surgery and is now a beautiful, feminine pepperbox.

Consider yourself on the list

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

The line between paid shill and genuine retard no longer exists.

 

[Law]

This whole "KF wants people to unalive themselves" idea is completely retarded. It's like saying kids go to the zoo because they want to watch the monkeys die. It doesn't make even the slightest bit of sense. Suicide isn't funny (usually).

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I imagined it was like a confessional booth combined with a glory hole.

When everyone's special, no one is. And when no one's special, things will apparently spiral out of control in the pursuit of special.

I have consulted an expert on the subject of female attractiveness, my penis.

Good idea, write on the money "you're being abused young boy, call 911".

I came to this thread to make a Pajeet joke and got beaten so bad I feel like I need a shelter.

You can't rhetorically "obliterate" these people any more than you can rhetorically obliterate a rhesus monkey. The monkey's never going to get it and then it'll try to gouge out your eyes.

I feel like I am going down the rabbit hole of crazy.

I came to post this. As opposed to the masochists, who came to this post.

"Nobody would ever stick something up his ass that might hurt him," said the people who just discovered the internet today.

Children are the future and the future is looking fucky

jerking off to men with a tail stuffed up their ass does not make one a wolf expert

There is hardly any argument, saith the journalisth, it was for fucking, click, click, click, buy whatever the fuck we're selling.

Thread has been interesting, I agree it was probably some bored, horny Roman whittling but who knows. Maybe it was a dildo. Degraded the culture a little bit. Sold some soap.

CHINA NUMBA ONE AT NUMBA 2
INDIA NOW NUMBA 2 SUPERPOOER
CHINA NUMBA 1 AT POO!

Not yet. I'm sure we can explain to it what a "retard" is and prevent extinction. We're done on the slavery front, but after ingesting Twitter it's going to be hard to defend letting humanity keep the reins.

“tremendously violent” and “tantamount to murder”

 

[Snusmumriken]

I don't know about anybody else but I'm creating a coffee table book of eceleb dicks

A fat man asks you to show him your penis. What do you do?

I volunteer to be Josh’s champion in this battle.
I have been jelqing for fifteen years, waiting for such an opportunity.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

I am a trans pup play enthusiast who is in a position of authority in the US government? Better wear a one of a kind dress I stole while being photographed!

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

If it wasn't for misinformation Wikipedia would be 3 pages consisting of Pokemon, Yaoi, and "proper" editing policies.

Are you an e-hooker?

But I'm not a chicken getting fucked by a gross hillbilly

European nannies used to jerk off their young male charges to get them to go to sleep.

Nothing is more comforting than when the DMT machine elves say "Look, the nigger's back!"

It's like being greeted by old friends you haven't seen in a long time.

Don't mess with the obsessions of an autist.

I might be ten kilos overweight but I'm strong as fuck AND my dick works great.

I don’t know, is it weird to use your penis if necessary?

I'll pray for you to get good hwyte wives for your sons but God might send you Mexicans, I'm not in charge.

This is a lot of pictures of shirtless men for a thread about Asian women's legs. I'm highly disappointed OP. Stay away from bussy. It always ends in shit.

I’m pretty sure the Nintendo games never had Mario hopping on a bunch of penis.

I agree, if history remembers anything, it will be the words spoken by "Beak Thing II" on page 25 of an arbitrary KiwiFarms thread.

Before I decide how to rate your post, is your hair up or down?

It's interesting to think that generations of rich white babies grew up sucking on big black tiddies.

Now I am hungry.

and they look at you like you have a dick growing out of your forehead.

The Beauty Parlor is well past due for a penis inspection day

Stop, stop... my girldick can only get so erect.

Only in 2023 would people be wondering about the gender of their warez source.

All it took was a god damned video game about wizards

This thread is basically a gigantic gangbang, only everyone involved has down syndrome.

how will your gay ethnostate survive

Go to a Sonic fan forum. There you'll be expected to love eating out bats.

I didn't know you can get lung cancer from sucking cock

I too have hand cancer and the only cure is to touch Katy Perry's tits.

I know she is 20 but I'd consider anyone who calls Greta a woman a pedophile