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[Meat Target]

In about a decade, you’ll be able to kill yourself by running too many Skyrim mods on yourself.

Who knew eating shit would be bad for your dental hygiene

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>black woman has baby
>transitions to male
>abandons baby

Maybe the most convincing evidence that she really is a black male. Did this tranny just change my entire world view?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I have known hundreds of women in my generous lifetime, and I can say with 100% certainty that there's no such thing as "normal" and they are all berserk, whether they have kids or not.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Who needs sex when kiwis can just see you getting fucked in AnN threads all day.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't know if people are sexually harassing Donald Duck, and I don't want to know.

I watched this thread for comic relief in between other threads but when you actually think about it, this shit is actually very depressing.

You’re explaining a lot of things I’m being rhetorical/couldn’t actually care about. Are you looking at my join date and assuming I’m new or something???

You hitched your cart to a retarded horse and now you're going for a ride.

Finally a reasonable explanation! It wasn't the cuckoldry, the satan-worshipping or the troonery at fault. It was opposing counsel's paid trolls stirring up shit that created the controversy!

I knew my blood offering was gonna work. Satanism is real after all guys.

I realize that I just made a statement a few posts up about cosplay hijinks at the hotel with the more attractive of these women, which was really a joke

I never tought I would have a blood enemy on the kiwifarms, yet here we are.

I really don't like listening to pretentious grunge music. Even reading the mock lyrics made me cringe.

unlike Twinkies, friendship really does have no expiration date.

Her whole personality is just being a gay nigger.

What an amazing twist to this macbethean drama!

Vietnam and Iraq war vets know they fought for a lie. Afghan war produced leftists and trannies.

Please let all the homeless dregs of the Rat King and Stinkditch subforums converge to create a Troonpocalypse.

Sorry grandma! That arthritis means you're just built for BBC.

gang bangers and jammed guns, name a more iconic duo.

You know you're a failure when even other troons laugh at you behind your back

 

[internet friend]

My nigga you wrote a whole essay about fridge magnets on a car you're a straight up bonehead

 

[Invincible Wheel]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/trans-muslimahs.153505/

"Replaced by wholesome halal fat girl"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It’s horrible, but it’s a slapstick, crazy kind of horrible. Like something two doctors might have thought up at Dachau after a night of schnapps and amphetamines.

In 7th-8th grade we had this principal who would be like "if you guys fundraise X amount of money for (thing), I'll dress as a lady for a whole day!!" And he did it more than once as a "reward." Looking back I think he was probably a perv

I should not laugh at “Even the walls misgender me” yet here we are

Is DoorDash support in the room with us right now?

TRAN-NY WA-CO, TRAN-NY WA-CO, TRAN-NY WA-CO, let's gooooooooooo

Wait, wait wait…

You can get PAID to misgender troons?!

Goddamn! And all this time I’ve been doing it gratis like a sucker!

Kevin is sexually aroused by the scene in the children's film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where Violet Beauregarde gets turned into a blueberry as punishment for her arrogance.

"i spend the whole period which i normally would spend playing minecraft and talking to friends crying in the fuckinh bathroom crying"

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Jokes on them, I eat out of can.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Old religions have the advantage of their dirty laundry being buried under a pile of "no one bothered to write this down" (except when they're explicitly proud of it, like Muhammad for humanely waiting till his wife was all of nine years old instead of deflowering her the instant she came out of the womb).

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Mormons have an insatiable lust for Latina poon.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

GO FUCK YOURSELF TROLL IF YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING OF ANY INPORTANT TO SAY KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

 

[Probably An Autist]

I love brutally transphobic toddlers.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Was never really a fan of the guy but pissing on his grave? Really?

Oh god oh fuck the alpacas got into the gun storage and are reclaiming the land

a known YouTuber who fell down the BreadTuber-to-Troon pipeline a few years ago

You know you're a failure when even other troons laugh at you behind your back

I can't wait for the disfigured, asymmetric soy faces to make their appearence.

Innsmouth look coming in nicely

I can't think of a more fitting punishment for a pack of deranged animal-murdering trannies than a pack of deranged maritime-truther sovereigns.

'Friends' and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Ross was r/niceguys before Reddit and that subreddit ever existed.

Some of them at least SHOULD be drowned in their own shit.

The property's condition after years long occupation by hillbilly animal hording stoner alcoholic amholed troons is what I've been looking forward to. It's real estate snuff. Give us MOAR, show me the dead appliance pile in the yard, I know you have one.

It may surprise you to know that kiwis will thrive in just about any climate

Nigga how the fuck are alpacas more clean and considerate than trannies?? lmafuckingo holy shit

Please pardon my sperging for a moment:

THESE FUCKING RETARDED TRANNY FUCKING LUNATIC SEX PESTS THINK THEY KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR SOCIETY AND THEY CANT EVEN BALANCE THEIR OWN FUCKING CHECKBOOK OR KEEP A HOUSE FROM BEING DESTROYED.

A person's interest is piqued by curious or entertaining knowledge. A person's troon-ignorant mind is peaked by horrifying and hilarious forbidden knowledge.

I'll throw in 100oz of silver, but I think the only thing that will cleanse a tranny hive is fire.

nooo officer they left Nutter Butters wrappers and Qtips and mannequins on the floor, I just let cats and dogs piss on the floor and helped bury the alpacas you smell decaying carried on the cold winter's breeze...

I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes straight at the copy of Adam Sandler’s “Click” just sitting in the corner and I don’t know why.

They can’t one up him if they are toiling for 14 hours a day, fed only gruel and hay the alpacas rejected, and sleeping in old trailers.

“Age regression” with a person who pretends that they’re a robot baby sometimes. Yes, I’m sure that’s entirely therapeutic in nature.

Is it real? Is it pasta? In this world, I'm not even sure.

(Of course I assume it's real, she's a lunatic)

>Promote Anarchocommunism
>No, not like that!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Niggatory.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I WANT TO FEDPOST SO FUCKING BAD

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Good resource to improve your racism

 

[Brain Power]

So we did get a TOTAL RETARD WAR after all. It just started elsewhere. I love how Harry Potter is causing the collapse of all areas of society.

 

[Spud]

I'm not going to fight alongside a bunch of pedos. But strangely, I would still rather see them win.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I hate vtubers. Most of them are men with voice filters anyways. Fuck trannies and fuck vtubers.

I hate current year so much