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[Markass the Worst]

It is a strange and twisted grasp that the hate of my existence holds over some people with nothing better to do.

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[KiwiFuzz]

he was really mad that day

No one is going to fuck with the guy who has a whole army of crawdads.

“Note: Aesthetic reconstruction alone to intentionally create a non-sensate “clitoris-looking” structure is not acceptable.”

You could slip this into the slides of a coastline erosion presentation and nobody would notice.

CODE WORD RONALD MAC DONALD, TAKE OUR NATION BACK

I know this one's been nominated at least twice already but this is some 10/10 #content:

"I desperately wanted my penis to be functional but also fun"

As soon as the doctor spanked you on the ass in the delivery room you might as well be screaming nigger.

It's probably a good thing they don't want to fuck chickens but that's just me.

So look, basically theres special workout compression tiddy bands for C+... To bind your Hitomi Tanakas, basically position your tiddy so the nipple is in the center and push it up on your chest and then flat. You don't just smash it down or else you get sandbags on larger chests. Ive seen pooners do this and it looks terrible. But proper tit-jutsu It is the price we must pay for having ample boobs. Just remember that for all the annoyances, it make trannies seethe that we have them so I am always grateful.

Ah, yes, it's only the evil Nazi rightwingers who want to label people based on their genitals. Because terms like "person with a uterus", "birthing person" or "person who menstruates" don't imply genitals at all because as we all know and have learned in school you can give birth through your dick and when your schlong bleeds for whatever reason it's totally the same as when a woman menstruates. I know what I am talking about bc I gave birth to kids. Through my peehole. Yes, I have dickkids. 2,5 to be precise. I love my dickkids. They are very normal and shit.

Fucking retards.

glowniggers give a bad name to the people of glowing descent

 

[Zero Day Defense]

so I decided to look him up and see if I like his stuff and THIS is the nigga y'all be fucking with? Only thing this dude is blowin' ain't up, its COCKS! what's wrong with you faggots listening to this homo music?!

 

[Spud]

Gay men want the same shit on TV as everyone else. Buff guys doing heroic stuff.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Our government displays rainbow flags and BLM banners the way the Spanish conquistadors waved around crucifixes.

 

[Gentlebastard]

„Correct me if I'm wrong.“
-> [deleted]

The big question is: did Nailin' Palin make viewers vote Republican or not.

Reddit users existences are the best argument against freedom of speech and best argument for bullying and harassment

birthing people better stop talking out of line if they know what's good for em

I can't tell you how much I wish you were wrong, but how much I know you are right.

The classic German porno intro that I remember is one where some dude with a bad haircut and a shitty suit is sitting at a desk, scribbling on some papers and acting frustated about something, random skank milf just shows up and goes

KLAUS ICH FINDE DICH SEHR ATTRAKTIV

And the race is on.

A lot of people are going to clown on her for having an unusual fetish, but I'm more taken aback by how casually she drops into conversation that she has a favourite execution method.

Regartheless, but I always said: if Hitler was alive today genocided redditors instead of jews, he would have gained a nobel prize for peace

 

[𝓡𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷]

@Amber Turd You have one play that can own me, and it aint the gender reveal you fucking degenerate and we both know that.

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[Meiwaku]

Holy shit I hope that bit with the box of syringes in the STALKER video was a joke.

>black woman has baby
>transitions to male
>abandons baby

“The flower of my phallus opened as my manly loins pushed for the rainbow ecstasy I had yearned for since boyhood”

Forced to be a janny, truly a fate worse than death.

6. Are you going away.
No, and my moderator retirement thing got a "no". Am I upset about this? Yeah, but I get the reasoning.
I will not ban anyone. I will only merge and move posts, and approve new ones. If you're banned it's someone else.

Did poor granny need redpilling or do you guys just look at gore together for bonding time?

Horny people without exception are the dumbest people on the internet in terms of their behavior.

Man some people won't even throw out chicken bones or parmesan rinds because you can still use them to make soup. Meanwhile this nigga just threw out a whole dick he was still using to have sex.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

[1] - That smile screams "I have chloroform and an erection."

[2] - No one should be British on purpose.

[3] - Just do Meth for 60 days. It’s a fun way to lose weight;

[4] - This thread is clearly controlled opposition

[5] - If you fuck your dad at least you'd be achieving dominance

[6] - Is there anything in particular in this thread that would be useful to me in filing against the government for allowing this sewer to exist at all?

 

[yydszmiteg2]

I would take her to the hotel and passionately kiss her as I insert my penis into her disintegrating vagina.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

 

[Sneeds]

>I spread my ass cheeks for @Null
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for @Null
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please @Null
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my account with good boy points
>My dad walks in
>@Null looks him deep in the eyes and says, "@Dynastia just doxed you and your entire family tree"
>@Null leaves through my window
@Null is love, @Null is life.

you'll never get another job in showbusiness

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Wow thanks, I totally came here to jack off to anime girls.

 

[Pee Cola]

How the fuck so you get raped by a butter knife? Did someone just stick it up your ass and stir it around like a Nutella jar?

 

[Table Country]

fun history fact: David has a little pee-pee because he's scared.

white people are better at everything including being retarded.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

sometimes it actually makes me laugh from a retard saying context matters when you say nigger but don't make fun of my whore girlfriend.

 

[Sprate Header]

sadly you can't stream nikocado's asshole to youtube

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

Nobody is scared of a fat cockless hunchback retard.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I'll be calm when Null do the right thing and own up to his mistakes, i don't care if i get insulted, i do that to myself every day for being a stupid retard who is a waste of flesh.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

Couldn't they redrill a vag and use the old rotdog to line the neovag?

Edit: clarification

You can leave out the edit.