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[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Joey Ice Cream isn't the don, he's a simpleton fooled again and again by his troubled son that he loves so much. You know his son Beau. The one that died liberating the slaves on the moon from the East Korean ultra mega MAGA communists

So yeah, he humidifies the hoo-has of hybristophile housewives.

 

[Meat Target]

"AHM NOT FAIVE TOO BISH!"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

A highlight so far is this graffiti about penises written by a man on the walls of a toilet cubicle presumably intended for the use of women.
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I have never before encountered bathroom graffiti of all things that made me feel so safe and welcomed

 

[Blackhole]

what you guys dont shove the entire wiener out when your using the wiener flap to be a chad and own the small dick cowokers in the office? they arent impressed by your chad 6 inch cock?

Is KiwiFarms secretly a piss fetishist forum?

RIP Coachredpill, you died as you lived: retarded

 

[Meat Target]

As an owner of "big tits", those are not, in fact, big tits.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

he hasn't seen Orthodox Jewish families. Cocks being used plenty, there!

NATO training does not cover fighting in an environment with weeds and shrubs.

 

[Meat Target]

You're the poster child of what King Solomon had in mind when he wrote proverbs related to not sticking your dick in crazy bitches.

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is called the argument from privilege. It doesn't affect me, therefore it isn't a problem.

Neil has a young daughter. Let's say a troon walks into the women's bathroom or locker room where your daughter is and leers at her while stroking his oh-so-feminine penis. Do you care now, Neil?

Canada isn't sending their best.

This could have been avoided but you just had to go for that Darwin award

Did the monorail yell "This is MAGA country" before it killed the nigger?

I think I am going to start carrying around a cheap phone with the SRS thread loaded up on it and just start shoving that in front of people who do not see why this shit has to be stopped.

Hmmm, black faggot vs Muslim minor. White supremacy strikes again!

Don't mind me, I'm just unwinding after chasing the neighborhood kids off my lawn.

He died doing what he loved: Being penetrated by guys behind gas stations at 11pm.

When someone with main character syndrome finds out they weren't the main character after all. Plot armour don't exist IRL, dude.

What do you get when you have 1 million starving Africans?

Five million starving Africans.

He's become so swole that he wishes for nothing but problems so that he can personally solve all of them with violence.

They used to have leper colonies, just do one with trannies.

Find a large island, drop em all there, and then once a week fly in a few pallets of junk food, tendies, knee socks and copies of current trendy Product to Consoom.

If your game isn't fun you have failed as a game developer.
If your food doesn't taste good you have failed as a chef.
If your lolcow isn't funny you have failed as a KiwiFarms poster.

well nowadays they synthesize and use vanillan made from like tree bark and shit*. we have progressed past the need for beaver booty glands

*not that kind of shit, scat fetishists.

I can't believe you people would, here on the Kiwi Farms of all places, literally genocide me by denying the importance of everything I like being cosmically important and tied to the very intrinsic meaning of the universe. What's next, denying that my grilled cheese was a detailed message from the natural forces of Gender as to what should be my life's work? (Trying to "life hack" cis lesbians into having sex with me. My DMs are open if you'd like to help the universe, girls.)

He's too busy spamming Quora with "I don't know"

I don't know why people post these things on social media.

I get it, we can tell funny anecdotes among our friends over a couple of beers and that's a mostly harmless activity but you are blasting your intimate details to thousands of people. It literally will only ever end up right here, right on this thread, where people will mock you for your lack of candor.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

“In this clip, you can see Pipkin Pippa manipulating her Japanese co-worker into thinking that KiwiFarms is a 'good place' (when in reality, it's actually a Alt-Right/Far-Right/Neo-Nazi honeypot, and a cyberbully honeypot), calling them her ‘Kiwi Bros’”

 

[Black Man Underwear]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/irelan...ng-to-rape-female-staff.169069/#post-16587370

An extremely dangerous transgender inmate has been hastily moved out of the women’s wing of Limerick Prison after repeat threats to rape and injure female staff.

“If I got into [my mother’s] house I would run towards her and put the knife into her body; I would want to prolong my mum’s suffering for as long as possible… I would stab her, but not in her heart or neck, I’d want to put her through lots of torture, fear and humiliation.”

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

That's the first time I've heard someone invoke their constitutional right to get AIDS.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Learn to tune a carb for alcohol, faggot

Please pass the eye bleach. I did not need to see that much bad lesbo Final Fantasy 7 fanart in my quest to find bulge. I also didn't need the quest to find bulge.

I genuinely wish the glowniggers uploading this doomer shit would just kill themselves already instead of being pussies with this attention seeking bullshit.

If life is really that bad then do it faggot. Wait you won’t because you’re full of shit as always.

i love stairs

That means you have the incel mindset and therefore I laugh.

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

If Jim Jones had survived Jonestown, would he also have been considered a viable presidential candidate?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Russell would never fuck a woman

Bless you for not being disabled

The heroic and uplifting story of the elite concubine who overcame having her face blowed off to become fap material for a bunch of dudes with retard dog avatars.

it seems kind of mean to pitch to an island of 725 people that they just become Kiwi Farms Island.

instantly recognized that art style, what a fucking chad

I didn't know Playboy still put women on the cover

 

[Meat Target]

Let's be honest, he looks more like a reject Garbage Pail kid that was put out of its misery for being too hideous and then unceremoniously dumped in a ditch and left to bloat in the sun

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Oh my god he actually is 5'7''

You have a way with words, implying that he doesn't already look like a swollen cabbage patch doll

He really needed a lesson taught to him here and he didn't get it. The taxpayers were screwed. We paid for that beating he didn't get!

Let's be honest, he looks more like a reject Garbage Pail kid

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is oldschool faggotry

On the one hand we have those who would like to see a 500 pound bomb dropped on her from a great height, and on the other we have people who wish for a 1000 pound bomb to be dropped on her from a great height.

I find myself agreeing equally with both options.

Listen if we're a gang, I want my cut, cause I've been doing this shit for free.

"Live in squalor, own nothing, and die for Israel and fat niggers goy" isn't a compelling message?

Well gee, who would have thought?

Look at it. He's at about ahead shorter than all of them. How threatened can you be by a lispy pigman with noodle arms?

This is BY FAR the best Pig-Human Hybrid news segment we've seen so far.

We're not the Internet Batman. We're the Internet Statler and Waldorf.

Which would be a funny mental image if we didn't have this poor sod to look at.

Under your rules, Chris-Chans art could be defended under
U JUST DON'T GET IT!!!!!
And should be put in the louvre.

Even amidst the enormously harrowing sneed withdrawals, it still took me (and other avid farmers) far too long to figure out the simplicity of the Tor window on Brave

 

[demicolon]

With a cover like that, you'd think some weirdo online somewhere would have duct taped that cartridge to a Yoda doll strapped to his bed where he then proceeded to fuck it and snap a picture to gross people out, but I've never seen one. Therefore, Turok 3 is a psyop and isn't real.

 

[Flexo]

I think it's funny, but also sad, that that would get me labeled a "kiwifarmer." People are very quick to label nowadays. I am no one's guy but my own.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If your game isn't fun you have failed as a game developer.
If your food doesn't taste good you have failed as a chef.
If your lolcow isn't funny you have failed as a KiwiFarms poster.
Luckily these lolcows are pretty funny.