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[LurkTrawl]

I want to believe in aliens, but the government says they're real.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Hide thot articles, ignore simp posts, do not reply to ho grifters.

That is the thousand yard stare of a man who knows exactly how bad things really are.

The thing is, short women make your dick look bigger. Let’s do some autistic math here. A 6” dilz (mine is much bigger of course) is 10% of the height of a 5’ woman. A 6’ woman? Uh oh, you’re in the 8.3% range.

Beating niggers with sticks transcends age, sex, race, religion and politics.

It's a truly universal joy.

The arrogance is palpable, so the comeuppance is joyous.

That was a glorious third-world ass whupping.

You do not hate corporate journalists enough.

You think you do, but you do not.

Never give up on your dreams of being tthe #1 lolcow, kids: if you can dream it, you can do it!

So, yes, it's a women, and my assessment is wrong. I bow to your superior trans spotting powers.

by the infant baby child Jesus H. Christ, this is the funniest shit I've heard all year

Nobody cares if you're gay or black, fellow faggot.
Just don't be a tranny or a nigger.

I believe the technical term for what happened here is Death By Nigga Moment.

maybe dancing naked in front of the Muslims at gas stations at 11 PM is not the very best idea in general

memes are made to be stolen

Just because she's sucked plenty of dicks doesn't mean she understand masculinity.

Holy shit, that's the gayest thing I've read today and that's saying a lot in the farms.

even as a coomer, i would kill myself it half my recommendation was even close to this

there's a gif of him shooting a rifle that is super kino, to the point that this is the first time I've ever used the word kino because there's no other word to describe it. He's awkwardly balled up and every time he fires his tricep jiggles like a fat girl on a trampoline

I never thought I'd ever say this, but the way he holds it in the first picture makes holding a pistol look gay.

The way [he] holds that gun is gayer than if he were jerking off two dicks with each hand.

Where I live we say "gayer than two dudes fucking three dudes", but your point stands - it is incredibly homosexual.

Black people commit 100% of all crime. Sometimes even more. That is a statistical fact.

Things can be funny and retarded at the same time. This whole website is a testament to that.

• Carthage 146 BC: Scipio Africanus burns the jewel of the Mediterranean, and Punic civilisation along with it.
• Rome 410 AD: The Eternal City, the center of the world itself, falls to Alaric, King of the Goths.
• Jerusalem 1099 AD: Godfrey of Bouillon enters the City of God, and claims the Holy Land in Christ's name.
• Constantinople 1453 AD: Mehmed the Conqueror brings low the Theodasion Walls with cannons that cracked the heavens.
• New York, 2023 AD: Some nigger promised a load of other niggers some PS5's, and upon failure to deliver they chimped the fuck out, shot some shit up (including in one case, themselves), and then proceeded to fight each other cause that just be how niggas be fr fr.

Fuck me even our city sackings have become gay.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Russia protected by the Knights who say Ni.

When has fake women stopped lonely permavirgins from whacking their meat? Has the author never heard of anime?

Something tells me a lot of these comments go something like "good morning beautiful i fly you to kolkata pls".

I hate middle-aged middle-class women so much it's unreal. Love from Tajikistan.

Wow, I've never seen a picture that encapsulates the kind of person ruining America more than this very one. Impressive, OP.

I suppose ‘queen bee’ is the term I’m looking for, only the 2023 Africanised killer version of it, with TikTok.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I hate to break it to you but my father has these models. This isn't the 1950s anymore. Every Christian priest in America has a naked model of the queen (Volydymyr Zelensky) in their asshole (literally).

I don't even know who queen Volydymyr Zelensky is or if it even exists

 

[Seafarer]

It's like the plot of Mean Girls, except the women are ugly, fat, and retarded

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That troon has the misshapen skull of an achondroplagic midget but I think is a regular sized person.

 

[Rotollo 2]

This is not a "gay gene" debate thread.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Ain't no real artist if he ain't jammed pencil up his urethra, which is the style in fine art community.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Are any of these content creators actually friends with one another? They're disingenuous opportunistic parasites that feed off one another for Patreon bucks.

 

[SenutiSolidus]

"You radicalized my little brother. Now he has Nazi tattoos and watches MLP porn."

 

[BirdUp]

 

[MrJokerRager]

This is the immigration policy I want to enact for my own country.

So these retarded island Niggers can kill foreigners invading their country, but if I do it I get charged with a hate crime?

Sounds like we're the retards, not them.

Good God that nigger whipping was so satisfying I had to have a cigarette after watching it.

How fortunate John was to have been born into the one, true religion. I encourage all his brethren and sisters in Christ to follow his saintly example in sharing their testimony with these unsaved savages, one at a time. Heaven awaits.

 

[Meat Target]

Sorry to say this, but you're no longer the target demographic. Time to start drinking hard liquor.

Anyone whose age doesn't have "teen" at the end of it who wears a baseball cap backwards on top of his head needs a bullet in it.

 

[Polentic]

He just made the mistake of being black

Spoiler: Source

 

[Gentlebastard]

There are three futures for your son:
1: NatSoc trannie
2: Islamic Giga Hitler
3: Chris Chan

I'm only willing to suffer for my art in cool visible ways. Pain with a pencil doesn't allow me to speak as a victim online.

Ain't no real artist if he ain't jammed pencil up his urethra, which is the style in fine art community.

people make up the most insane schizo theories about why it’s down. It’s always “someone leaked nuclear secrets” or “the site is being shut down by the feds”. Some janny probably just microwaved their hot pocket for too long.

Are manlets even capable of withstanding normal person sized aggressions?

The tlr: Kiwi Farms was right about fucking everything.

Chris is basically a Lovecraft protagonist as it is: tormented by eldritch horrors from beyond the stars (Sonichu), and driven mad as a result. The Dimensional Merge is terrifyingly real.

Broken clock right twice a day blah blah blah, but in this case it's a fat moron being a fat moron still that I'd rather not be on the same side of a debate, because I don't want to be stupid by association.

I'M MAD ALL I WANNA DO IS SUCK COCK AND GUZZLE CUM LIKE A THIRSTY WHORE BUT NOBODY IN THIS STATE WEARS A GODDAMNED MASK

EVERY DAY

EVERY DAY I GO ON GRINDR AND HAVE TO LOOK AT JUICY COCK THAT'S BEGGING FOR ME

"why can't these homo men on the Gay Hookup site specifically for no strings homo sex just stop thinking about sex and be more into romantic relationships?"

It's easy to wax conspiratorial about 4chan's outages in spite of its long-term survival but the hard reality is the site is built off of several incredibly fucked iterations of a fork of a reverse-engineered interpretation of the back-end for an old Japanese website before they had any concept of "competent IT" or "streamlined coding" as interpreted by a 15 year old nerd who liked jerking off to tentacle porn.

When your dick falls off in the bathroom and you don't notice till you get home. #JustGirlyThings

The sugar content is so high, Boogie2988 registered 5 accounts to subscribe to its OnlyFans.

 

[Blackhole]

Truly men being addicted to pornography and jerking off to women being degraded 24/7 to the point of developing autogynephilia is all women's fault if you really think about it. If only it wasn't for evil women then there would be no men in dresses installing cameras above baby changing stations.

 

[Poonocchio]

HARRO HULLICANE ERECTRIC CENSUR KILI FLAMS PREEZ
HULLY UP I GOING BRIND

 

[Johnny Salami]

There are three futures for your son:
1: NatSoc trannie
2: Islamic Giga Hitler
3: Chris Chan

 

[doodoocaca]

Troons are a very special kind of retard. The kind that's just barely smart enough to spend countless hours and lines upon lines of text to justify why they aren't retarded.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@henstepl

I fuck with cops and have a grand old time doing it

The sheriff at the probate office is under strict orders STEPHEN DOES NOT MEET JUDGE DAVENPORT and it's fun to watch him shudderingly balance himself around it

@AStupidMonkey, based and powerful men; anytime you can outpower a powerful man (I often do) you should feel good about yourself

Combination schizophrenia + schizoid BPD; substantial elements of catatonia, insomnia, and migraine.

@Lion of Yehuda

i want to play PPP's tummy like a drum

@round robin

Are schizophrenics legally allowed to rape each other?