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[Mourning_Cloak]

In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said "juicy" or "toxic" as a way of evaluating girls.

Keith, my brother, put my penis in a vacuum in 1975, about age five.

Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass.

In Louisiana, somebody kissed a fuckin' frog, turned it into a righteous prince, that fuckin' has balls!

- Terry "the King" Davis, ( 1969 - 2018 ).

 

[Tablet County]

I like to buy stacks of Kraft singles and to eat them just by themselves. I walk right past the imports and buy loads of Kraft singles. No one can stop me.

Can we pull a Dragon Ball and collectively raise our hands to feed you the energy so you can do the actual woman hate on this thread?

What's an NLOG?

The inverse of a logarithmic function is an exponential function. I think she was calling @PaladinBoo ultra-fat.

 

[Croaking Spider]

Unvaxxed Sperm is the new bitcoin.

 

[Asian tech support]

To be honest, I bought Skyrim off a dude that looked like a methhead in high school and hated it immediately and wrote it off. Didn't play more than 20 minutes. I think something was wrong that the graphics were all fucked, but it was also gay because it didn't have any guns.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

British men are gays who reluctantly have babies to create more gay men.

 

[easy]

the live reaction of a low iq zoosadist getting doxed by @DrNow

Don't believe everything you read on the internet kids. But thanks for attention, i have no idea what you're all on about but have fun doing whatever it is you're all into.

Tbh I'm pretty sure its my exs new bf he'd a reddit kinda guy and every couple of weeks my work gets complaints and stuff. Its whatever just annoying

>he'd a reddit kinda guy

 

[Blackhole]

She’s not just any man. She’s Null.

divorcing your wife because reddit told you to is such small penis energy

I FUCKING HATE MEN SO MUCH I SING LULLABIES TO THE CRIES OF MALE SOLDIERS BEING SLAIGHTERED I HATE MEN SO MUCH ILL SLIT ALL THEIR THROATS AND LICK THE BLOOD FROM MY KNIFE FUCKING HATE THAT USELESS SHIT TIER GENDER

- ON ALL LEVELS EXCEPT PHYSICAL,
I AM AN INDIAN.
[shits in public]

 

[ScooterL]

He just did some light necrophilia.

 

[BirdUp]

..m

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

A mythological name for his mythological gender.

We all know guys who’d fuck a yeti if it was shaved.
And we all know guys who’d fuck a yeti if it wasn’t shaved.

She looks like a busted up version of Ghislaine Maxwell. I would not let her trick me into going to a private island.

Making pipebombs in the garage is okay but forgetting a present for mothers day? That's a step too far!

Hell, give us some autopsy photos at least.

Props to the tattoo artist for combining the themes of "I Hate My Dad" and "I Was In A Russian Prison".

'But Drnow, does that not describe every monkeyfucker?'

She paid 18k for a butterfly taking a shit on her back.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Now can you fuck off and get on with your life, without bothering those of us who are trying to live ours over here in a little place called Reality?

If you went to a porno store back in the day, like 90% of the videos were just straight or lesbo videos with legit attractive women like Jenna Jameson or Asia Carrera, but the gross fetish stuff was kept to a niche subsection in the back. Nowadays you go to a mainstream porn site and see obese tranny femdom shit on the front page next to geneic blonde bimbos, surrounded in a sea of incest porn.

I am shocked to find out that the porn industry promotes degeneracy.

20 years ago, I would have never ever predicted that in the future, a significant portion of young men would neglect watching traditional lesbo porn in favor of a POV video of a fat fully-clothed woman telling you she's going to lock up your cock in a chastity cage and drain your bank account.

All we know for sure is that the guy really, really liked to masturbate... maybe too much, if such a thing is possible.

Can't wait to join so I can be where I belong: in a wartorn hellscape fighting for globohomo.

And this is how you end up with a dry-ass turkey that's like chewing on a mummy's taint.

This gives him more time to be wrong on Quora, or mad at facebook.

I'm a one cow man, if Patposting is dead I'll just have to collect all of my Piggy Poems and release them as a chapbook.

As a former 13 year old girl, I'm glad to see a man recognize this.

On occasion he still does funny shit, but the glory days of the 2019 HRT trial posting are long gone.

I'm glad that faggot has been bullied off the internet and being in public. He was a menace to everyone around him.

“You got fat, ate meatloaf, told a lot of lies, got into fights online, and drank beer to unhealthy levels. I have the copyright on that, child”.

My mother had the weirdest hot takes back in the 90s and it's been interesting to see some have held up.

I don't say this often but

You should listen to your mom

God, please grant me the confidence of a fat ugly tranny in a bikini that thinks he could be a model.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Games are made for some mythical crippled black tranny who wants to spend $400,000 on weed skins for guns.

 

[Pissmaster]

Still it's a hoot that a guy who repeatedly claimed to be a pedophile for years decided being a journalist was even more shameful.

 

[Yamamura]

If she were a real man of her age and socioeconomic status, she'd be making bad decisions while working semi-legally in construction, so she'd at least get to feel the money on its way to being converted into weed and Monster.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

This made my pussy dry up. Good OP.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You can't pray the gay away but I can fuck the tomboy in to you.

 

[Rainbow Child]

korn malo porque uso lenguaje ofensivo contra generodiversos en una canción hace 20 años, donenme a Patreon uwu

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The only time I saw something informative on Jezebel is that time they debunked the guy who claimed he had two large functioning penises.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

America has a long tradition of empowering Black Women, such as Condoleezza Rice, Kamala Harris, and Aunt Jemima.

 

[Tablet County]

Ah, yes. As the French say, " Fromage De Coque".

Goku's not a natural-born American citizen so I think Obama would win the election by default.

The nazis were dindus with German efficiency.