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[Gentlebastard]

Can we get back to making fun of dumb bimbos who let guys record them getting fucked in the ass?

Good intentions truly do pave the roads to hell.

european porn is out there, they're easily a few decades ahead of the US in terms of degeneracy

"I just can't stop listening to sissy hypno and this is negatively impacting my psyche, fellow internet friends."

If you don't believe me invite a bunch of people to watch you fuck and see how good you are at it.

You got MK Ultra'd into becoming a faggot, son. I hope you're proud.

And to think, Junji Ito believed he was making an over the top horror manga since obviously nobody would ever sit around chugging oil straight out of the bottle. Here he was portraying normal life for fat black tiktokers.

Well if some troon has a sperg out while operating the drone and accidently bombs Mark Miley's house I'll call it Mission Acomplished.

It’s not confidence, it’s being horny. Never underestimate how deluded a horny dude can be. Once the dick starts doing the thinking, nothing is off-limits.

(also I agree with your well-reasoned response to my inflammatory, low-effort post)

Thanks for that page. I don’t think I’m strong enough to handle a book full of that drek.

Please don’t. There’s a transgender space crab. That’s enough.

I didn't see, nor could I even conceive of what a lady's gaping anus looked like until I saw one on a 1998 euroVHS and spent the rest of the day deeply disturbed by it.

That sad, drooping, unclosable ladymeat was indeed the face of globalism, and it was coming for us all. Ross Perot's "that giant sucking sound" writ large.

We have drunk the milk and become immortal; we have attained the lols; the Gods discovered.
Now what may a Fatman's malice do to sue us? What, O Immortal, Fat Rick's deceptions?

I wish this was bait but it's reddit.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

For the millionth time, it's not about the fart video.

 

[Johnny Salami]

if banks fail to process your paycheck & then charge you overdraft fees, you need to use your "2nd Amendment right" to address it.

 

[Titty Figurine]

Jesus. People are really serious about their charcuterie on this forum.

He's oppositional defiant disordered this whole website back onto clearnet, he's not going to cave on the cheese question.

As far as gay sex perverts go they're exceptionally and genuinely pretty

I thought the term "whipping shitties" referred to disciplining your child slaves.

I like this guy, but why does he always look like he just got pepper sprayed?

Don't make me post the AIDS bareback party pozcumentary again

 

[Margo Martindale]

"Client smells like he has not taken a bath in a long time. Hygiene will be a sensitive topic that will have to be discussed at some point".

 

[Pedophobe]

If this is the only way I can see Jon Arbuckle pregnant with an alien baby then so be it

It's all so fucking tiresome.

She's definitely one of those people who you can tell takes zoloft just by looking at her.

Just the right mixture of malice and incompetence that makes for premium comedy.

That nigga got the feetie alkie syndies.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

That is dystopian as fuck. "Ok everyone time to stop and take another mandated selfie! Remember you can only BeReal when your mobile device tells you to stop and take a selfie in the time limit!" Now imagine a social credit ding/increased scrutiny for not complying in time or refusing.

Also the developer is "Not another social network."

A big part of me wants to install this and just start furiously masturbating all day.

 

[Meat Target]

If only it were socially acceptable to yell "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!!" in public.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

As a Swede i have no cultural connection to American radio but i found the Opie and Anthony show a couple years ago and it is perfect to listen to while trying to sleep. When they discuss movies and King Kong in general make me chuckle under my quilt.

@deeman

 

[William Tyndale]

Surprise Suprise
Caden's fans are defending his shit fetish
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And that shreds wolf guy is the biggest simp I've ever seen for someone with a literal shit fetish
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And I'm not shocked coming from a guy who posts selfies like these
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And ends up looking this

Spoiler: "She/Her"

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“If you can’t see why normalizing shit fetishes isn’t bad for society you’re already too far gone.” (It’s in the tweet thread)

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

nothing could mask the taste of plastic and coconut cum

Bro she must have permanent diarrhea.

the cure for depression and alcoholism is always hard opiates.

EDIT: Mournful breasts....

Let this serve as a lesson to never trust a man that grows a ZZ Tops beard.

One of Idubbbz' hobby is visiting different Denny's and rating their green drink

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Can't believe I'm saying this but if you, dear reader, ever harbour the urge to kill this "man" for eons, now I've got good and bad news; all you have to do is... take a shit and lace it with rat poison.

 

[Skitarii]

kill the femcel
kill the pooner
kill the coalburner

 

[Aunt Carol]

I hate modern toaster ovens, they're cramped and tiny. I got a Delonghi from the 1980's as my daily, and a fat fucking black and decker for pizzas.

 

[Pedophobe]

No meme is left a dream in the age of THE MERGE

Keep on swinging, you beautiful pendulum.

No matter how much you hate journalists it's not enough.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Ladies, my genetics are fantastic and aside from potentially Spanish nobility, completely white.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

The last time we said that here, he went and fucked his mom

 

[Gentlebastard]

Like you, I am a tool-using ape.

nice little factoids to know, glad i found out about this person from a tranny sex pest

I want posts of pooners crying that they can't open jars.

The site was clearly made for phones and not for desktop browsers. A sad age we live in.

I genuinely thought one of you faggots made this as a meme. Cannot even fucking fathom that they posted that themselves.

Clown World is so strange. Lusting after women is an unforgivable sin, yet we're supposed to cheer the girlbosses on when they open an OnlyFans or do triple anal pornography.

Speaking as a real woman isn't it ridiculous that I've got to my 40s, and zero medical professionals even mentioned prostate cancer.

If I let the intrusive thoughts win I'd start deliberately tightening jars in stores as I go around getting my stuff.

All right, so the Fatmarillion is a bust. But she'll be able to slap together one hell of a volume for Unfinished Tweets.

The honks of clown world sometimes work in mysterious ways.

My only regret is that I have but one Horrifying rating for that picture.

Under a microscope you can see that unvaxxed sperm cells are lifting iron molecules with their tails and getting jacked as fuck. The vaxxed sperm can be seen synthesizing soy proteins and buttfucking each other.

Nice try succubi but no child of mine will be raised fatherless. You can figuratively suck my dick.

YAA-HAW! THERE'S GOLD IN THEM THERE BALLS!

You're telling me tolerating self-destructive behavior doesn't work?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

pumpkin spice fentanyl just came out

Yeah, I know google is only a tab away, but sometimes I like trying to come up with my own definition of these weird neologisms this sort vomit out. The fact that over time my guesses have become more accurate may or may not be a good thing.

there are times where i forget being capable of reason and speech does not make humans intelligent

All the tranny and woke shit that we've had to put up with for the last decade makes this sort of insanity seem wholesome by comparison.

It's a huge amount of drink in the end but i still think the bottle of Everclear is too much. People are gonna get mad fucked up on this. Like "I battered my father in law and it needed four cops to hold me down at Saturday's cook-out" fucked up.

There's nothing I can say to make these funnier than they are

Sometimes I read this thread just for the otherworldly sensation of feeling like I've completely lost my entire grasp of the English language.

Why are leftists so bad at insulting people? "Pissbaby", "shitlord", "chud", none of them have any punch to them.

How dare you question my real identity! It took me years of playing as Big Boss in MGS to realize I’ve always been "The Greatest Warrior of the 20th Century.” As soon as I get my 6th fistula surgery I’ll definitely be lifting my way to Special Forces.

Fuck the algorithm for recommending this to me. I'm sure this thread will get some entertainment out of it, though.

You could make a game out of terminology like this - "Incel slur or a TRA talking about biological women?".

Both answers are correct every time

Ew, I'm getting a lot of gross nasty images. Things I've seen on the early fucking Internet. Things 4chan would ban. Just weird fucking things man.

"I WANT TO HAVE SEX BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SHOWER AND LEAVE THE HOUSE FUCK YOU I JUST KNOW ALL THESE WHORES THAT ACTIVELY HATE ME BUT ALSO DON'T KNOW I EXIST ARE SUCKING BLACK DICKS BILLIONS MUST DIE NO I WON'T GET A JOB THAT'S WHAT THE KIKES WANT ME TO DO."

50/50 on her being a tumblr fujo that wants to become the man so she can rape her own child with a rotdog (horrifying)

"sometimes my boyfriend lets me hold his dick while he pees so I can pretend its mine lol. I am not interested in bottom surgery for a variety of reasons but I do have penis envy and I do love penises haha"

Frankly, almost any sentence from this mess:

I feel so embarrassed but I am so obsessed with cock. I want to know EVERYTHING about it. I want to know how it feels when it's soft, what it's like to hold it while you piss, i want someone to describe to me in detail what penetrating different objects feels like. I could stare at male nude paintings and pics for hours. Cut, uncut, big, small, hairy, shaved, soft, hard.

I can't stop thinking about cock. I wish desperately that I had one of my own. I can't stop looking up realistic dildos, hoping I'll find one that should be Mine if I was born with a cock, but unfortunately my standards are insane. It has to be strapless, I want it to be adjustable, and the pipe dream would be able to cum, too. It doesn't exist though. And I applaud the bravery of my brothers who can do it, but I'm just terrified of phalloplasty. I literally spent all day yesterday looking up strapless strap ons trying to find the perfect one.

I remember feeling this way as a young kid too, obviously not the sexual aspects but the raging curiosity about penises and how boys pee and why it looked different than mine.

It's honestly embarrassing how much I think about cock. Does anyone else relate?

Just like everyone in LA who watched one (1) Dave chappele special in the mid 2000s, I too tried stand up.

Sorry for being excessively MATI. I'll go somewhere else...

 

[Relinquish]

Fun fact: Zig will refuse to compile if you have an unused variable. That is Drew-level autism, since it should just emit a nasty warning and continue because it can still interpret the source properly, but no.
The compiler just HAS to say:

No, stalker, I will not. You are mentally ill, stalker. You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to delete the unused variable on line 65, column 4 of your program. This constitutes felony code uncleanliness. Your life is already over. Enjoy compilation failure.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

I remember my sister crying when she saw a video of an Asian lady crushing a cat under the weight of her body and seeing one where the cat was boiled to death
I laughed so hard at her