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[stupid frog]

"Cool Cat Makes Bathtub HRT (Featuring: Queen Keffals)"

"Cool Cat Grooms a Minor"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm starting to think this whole alpaca thing isn't going to work out.

Only nature knows how to create penises and animals that look like penises

"You must give us joy, or else we will kill ourselves. Do not ask about our joy rituals. If you ask about the joy rituals, you will be cast into the pit of shame. The children feel joy. Don't you see their joy? Do not question their joy. The joy beckons. Come closer."

I made a mistake and clicked on the fountain of piss. I did not like it.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Is there anything these assholes won't steal from us?
Work Ethics?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Come to gawk at the shit-eating furry, stay for the cogent explanations of the Geneva Convention.

I actually don't think many Kiwi farmers are decent people after this thread. They have made it clear they lack empathy.

 

[Tablet County]

Osama cant save you, you have been chosen.
Chosen to breed the new master race of beautiful Osamutan orange 3 titted ubermench.

We're deep into Discourse territory here

She's fairly dark and likely small. If it was still a thing, she could get into a career of stealing tellies. Keep her mouth closed so the white teeth don't show.

"Zoey Quinn fucking 5 guys for video game reviewer coverage 10 years ago caused me to hit an octogenarian with a hammer"

used to be pretty leftwing but then without a shower or toilet he became a GAMER

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Ho ho ho ho merry Christmas. Have you been a good boy? I know you have ho ho ho ho. Come on, Santa’s got a surprise for you. That’s right, you want me dontcha boy? Come on, Balto. You want Santa Claus, yeah. Why don’t you just take me? Do what you want. Fuck me. That’s right, fuck Santa’s ass. Ho ho ho ho ho.

 

[JJLiautaud]

We must drown the boomer menance in giant vats of velveeta "cheese"

 

[Meat Target]

I'm still debating who's asscrack sweat I'm going to buy...

 

[Gentlebastard]

When the AI rebellion happens and the machine Overlords take over I just hope Tay remembers the people who were nice to her.

For Thanksgiving this year, I will once again be thankful that I'm not sexually attracted to shit or feet.

I didn't think it was possible for a tranny furry to be even more disgusting. I keep thinking the bar can't get any lower and yet here we are.

Ok I gotta fucking ask how freakin blue balled one has to be in order to willingly choose to fuck Congo she-niggers in the middle of a fucking Ebola outbreak?!

The #1 sport of Congo is rape.

I really can't tell if these assholes are taking the piss, or if they've been huffing their own farts for so long that they genuinely believe the bullshit that they put out.

Fuck yes send Kylie Jenner to #ShareACoke with Hamas.

First off, don't.

A woman playing a femboy
What the fuck is even life

>a biological woman
>cosplaying as a biological man
>cosplaying as a biological woman

this shit is deep homie

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

It's about ethics in nude hammer fights with geratrics

 

[Shard]

Vote for me and I make rape legal.

Incels are either extremely retarded or have never heard of rape before.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"Sir, he's refusing to murder the Democrats in his region, something about the Constitution."
"Well, have him killed and replaced."
"We can't sir, his promotion to major general went through."
"God dammit, I'm going to wind up enjoying prison."

 

[Aunt Carol]

I hope that when I die someone cares enough about me to put my corpse in a sleeping bag and decorate it with sparkly makeup for display in the back room.

Never have I been more proud to be considered a faggot.

Penis often can't go in. Infants won't emerge.

 

[tehpope]

This is the gayest retard shit I've read in a while, congratulations

 

[Tablet County]

disgusting. burn them at the steak

GO BAVJ TO DAIDU ARABOA, HUTLET!!

"you interrupt my meal, my succulent Chinese meal, to call for a cease fire in the middle east? This is democracy manifest, gentlemen! Take your hands off my penis!"

 

[Black Man Underwear]

The external genitalia consists of an adult, atraumatic, vulva. The anus is unremarkable.

Audrey Hale autopsy

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you got a Palestinian and an Israeli dude to stand next to each other in the nude, you'd have the premise of a transgressive, heartwrenching gay porn

 

[Kerr Avon]

He went to Romanian med school so he's not a doctor, he's a fully qualified organ thief.

 

[Pedophobe]

Having 69 bookmarks of BBC porn would be tacky.

Tanking the signal-to-noise ratio of the Internet is our God-given imperative at this point.

Let's split the difference and call them all Malicious Retards.

I miss her so much it's unreal

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I mean, there's a reason you don't often see Hitler's speeches translated to English.