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[Arcade Gannon]

Ultimately, Nick didn't grow as a person and only learned that he likes drugs.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

My setup is sorta beyond paranoid though. I have UBO, Privacy Badger, Popper Blocker, RTC Leak Protection, Decentraleyes, ClearURLs extensions running. I have my MAC address randomized, TCP resequencing, OS fingerprint masquerading, browser agent randomized, VPN with randomly assigned IPv4, IPv6 completely disabled, with the VPN having a centralized black hole for ad CDNs, C&C servers, malware servers, etc...

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Fun fact, the earliest writing of tentacle rape was written in Japan as far back as the 1810s.

 

[On a Journey]

Since Lipstick Alley is populated by black women, I wanted to see their opinion on eating cornstarch, clay, etc. Here is their thread about it:
https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/why-do-so-many-black-women-eat-cornstarch.3922089/
Archive of 1st page

A lot of them admit to eating starch, ice, clay, baby powder, and even baking soda, but they are aware that it’s pica and encourage each other to check their iron. Further in the thread things get really weird with women admitting that they chew rubber, toilet paper, laundry detergent, drywall, etc.

The spelling and grammar errors are from the original LSA posts.

I do have a craving for bar soap. In order to get somewhat of a fix, I constantly smell whatever bar of soap I am using. Every once in a while, when I have a very strong craving, I will lick the bar also.

Everybody eating ice and cornstarch while I’m over here eating bar soap….fml

I used to eat baby powder. Then they changed the recipe…

What is pica??

Oh my days!!

I used to eat the matches 24/7 when I was a kid. I would also leak coins and eat ice cubes for hours!! I needed to have that feeling of ice going trough my throat a certain way to be satisfied.

I ate sand. My fam thought I was crazy. So one snowy night I took my pregnant ass to Lowe’s and bought a big ass bag of playground sand “safe to eat” and hid it in the garage.

I blame myself for eating chalk and wall cement/dry wall whilst I was pregnant with her.

You would think I was smelling the finest of foods whenever I’m around rubber. I actually go to the beauty supply store and buy pack of the rubber hair bands solely to chew on.

One night, I came in the house tipsy and saw my bottle of biotin and just went crazy grabbing handfuls of pills and chewing them, then spraying my mouth out over the kitchen sink!

My Pica cravings are for *takes deep breath* sewing thread and polyester. I use to only chew on them. Then one day I swallowed and never stopped.

I like baking soda but I love laundry detergent. Tide used to be the go to but there formula changed and with that went the smell and taste I liked.. I have been on Gain original scent for about 6 years now.

When I was younger, my fav indulgence was laundry lent. I would was white towels with lots of Clorox, gain laundry detergent and dry with original Bounce fabric softener. It was a process bc I would always throw the first batch of lint out to get rid of anything on the lint collector and then indulge in the 2nd collection…The taste of the laundry and texture of the dry lint was amazing.

While pregnant I would eat deodorant and chew on rubber bands that I would take off my daughter’s hair.

And last but certainly not least:

I been eating BAKING SODA to the point my throat is raw, I crave it like everys second of the day HELP

 

[demicolon]

Then like 100 Chapters of politcal stuff, the King isn't the real king of the nation, there are Titans in the walls..somebody gets their ballsack tazed

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

admitting openly online to shitting in trash bags on the daily isn't quite as good as signing up to kiwifarms and putting your wife's 20 year old yeast infection publicly on blast

 

[Pedophobe]

"Sparse, dry, and ultimately unfulfilling".

It's kind of like reading Lovecraft but you're making fun of fat people.

You know all those sci-fi stories where the robots decide humans must be destroyed for the greater good? This is the inciting incident.

 

[Mad_Dog]

you dress like a woman but you're a man, I can tell because you stink of semen

 

[monstrous bubo]

also don't forget about the dick warts

 

[Croaking Spider]

When there's one black dude in a car full of people and he's the only one who's not a nigger, there's a problem.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

If Russ’ moebius extends to his booty then I bet he could pull a mean goatse.

May Allah send you dark days and disaster.

 

[Gentlebastard]

What a great gift, bite sized cancer and strokes.

The man's got more teeth than brains, and we know Ol' Chewin' Side is running low on the former.

This thread has inspired me to offload some of my fountain pens that don't get much use.

What do the kids say? MASSIVE COPE.

When the solar flare hits and buttfucks your e-book-reader-thing, I'll still have my books while you have nothing but your limp dick.

No matter your sex or gender, you need to be fully clothed when someone comes to your home to fix a thing.

what the actual fuck is that. who the fuck made that shit.

Oh great, we have sissification chatbots now too. AI is so going to kill us once it attains sentience.

I very eagerly await the first reverse/double trooning.

 

[Drowningman]

I get a rash when I drink Coke

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I get a rash when I drink Coke

 

[Tablet County]

I closed the door on a woman at a 7-eleven today.

I think he got diddled by a brave mahogany sun god.

theres no such thing as schizophrenia

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Then they came for the Groypers, and I did not speak out—because the terms of my probation requires me to be at least 50 miles away from underage boys at all times.

 

[Ken Barlow]

Mate there’s nothing soft about me alright? I went to one of the toughest boarding schools in the country, one boy died after being sent to jail and the other died from a brain hemorrage, people got beaten up all the time it’s we’re got my fighting skills from. You don’t know who you be messing with player!

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't want to tell anyone else how to post, but if you visit any kiwifarms thread and find yourself asking something like why the lolcow doesn't have a septic tank, you should assume there are well documented reasons but not sensible ones.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Congratulations on joining not just a mafia, but a faggot mafia

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He might be popular in prison because he can't bite.

Double goatse all the way!

This fixation on Russhole's russhole adventures is much less sanguine.