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[Aunt Carol]

I like the community happenings thread bc I can discover for me new cows there and sometimes it is bc someone is literally shitting in bags.

People in the countryside would dig a hole to shit in. People in the city would use chamber pots.
People have been shitting forever...

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Shouting the n-word in public does not have the broad viral appeal it used to tbqh.

 

[Seafarer]

why can't pixar make more movies about middle age women and their large asses instead of pubescent girls and their periods?
it's like they don't have any taste at all

 

[Gentlebastard]

Nothing like paying your respects to WW2 vets in cheap Kohls graphic tees.

Santa did 9/11, & that is why he is in a wheelchair

I LOVE the angy flat flace, especially when he’s out in public and there’s the slightest, most minor inconvenience. It’s so maddeningly juvenile.

I wouldn't trust a friend to doodle on me with permanent marker and these freaks are willing to walk into a plastic surgeons office and let them go to town.

One of my kids was obsessed with pretending to be Batman when he was 3. Instead of just thinking it was cute and knowing he’d grow out of it, should I have encouraged him to beat up mentally ill men in makeup ?

In retrospect, perhaps you should have.

Huh. The rap niggers lied to me.

and you're telling me you DON'T think *at least* 16% of the population are barely functional retards?

Fuck what I didn't even know it was possible to be that filthy, he's got more grime than skin.

i thought government cheese was just kiwi slang for american cheese but no, it's actually called that. does it glow?

They're both in the same vein as they're both processed cheeses. It does not glow however because the cheese is too intelligent to join the CIA.

She went from 100% rage to 110% rage, and marched away hollering like Ethan Ralph in a Xanax sleepwalking dream

You can (and should) store an entire library on a MicroSD.

 

[Pedophobe]

THANKSGIVING SEX POSITIONS

We chart the lies. We laugh at them. Of course we must be destroyed.

 

[Margo Martindale]

For three consecutive years in 2020, 2021, and 2022, I predicted the time-frame that an increased number of Gaza rockets would be fired into Israel relative to the rest of the year, all by observing the position of the planet Mars in relation to the lunar node.

source

https://old.reddit.com/r/SaturnStormCube/comments/15gf5qg/a_2023_memorandum_to_the_state_of_israel

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Your fascination with nigger culture is worrying.

Everybody feels like trash nowadays. Opossum fursonas reflect our times.

I combed through Null's twitter likes today, I was hoping to glean some insight, maybe learn something, maybe improve myself, get an edge, find some inspiration. Seems he mostly likes anthropomorphic AI pit bull art. Disgusting, confusing, heinous, I wasted that time.

You typed this with a straight face?

who the FUCK is Kalea?

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Bro had a meltdown from working 2 days a week then got diddled in the bin ahahaha

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Not if he's gonna keep that sexy skelly body of his

Imagine Kindness swinging off the dusty light fixture, blind robot baby bird saying something about seizing.

That tattoo looks like something a background character on Superjail would have

- The Squidward faced-butterflies, yes a second time because I can't stop staring at them.

Now this is a story all about how my ass got wrecked turn inside out

"Zoey Quinn fucking 5 guys for video game reviewer coverage 10 years ago caused me to hit an octogenarian with a hammer"

 

[Seafarer]

I still find it funny that anyone who wins a [Pokémon] tournament like this is a "champion".

Of what? Celibacy?

 

[Skitarii]

Zero days sober. Truly, a hero of our times.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Heckin wholesome if he starts sticking with the clown fart porn instead of molesting his nieces.

 

[Tablet County]

I can only hope that somehow, some day, I can make anonymous strangers this fucking mad over actually literally nothing whatsoever

I realize that I've never been into Cattle Decapitation

 

[Haffhart]

Not to brag or anything, but I am quite the prolific rapist.

If I ran auschwitz 2.0, these people would be the first to get a lifetime pass.

 

[Sneeds]

i knew i shouldnt have gone to
bossmanjack.com on my samsung smart fridge

 

[Pedophobe]

I like to think of us like the two hecklers in the muppet show, but we don't heckle them directly.

Your fascination with nigger culture is worrying.

This experience is not painless.

THIS ISN'T ABOUT VALIDATING MY FEELINGS, BAN IT ENTIRELY.

Tiktok is absolutely NOT a psyop designed to spread social conflict in western countries and you're a conspiracy tard if you suggest otherwise.

 

[Skitarii]

You will never be a Troon

Thats a lot of money just to be known as a faggot.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Everything liberals consider a nightmare is just the basic components of a functioning civilization.

I pray that leftists start quoting Bin Laden’s opinions on Jews in our government.

Would be the funniest shit ever.

We are getting closer and closer to zoomers reading Mein Kampf in mass unironically.

I'm a firm believer in fuck both Israel and Palestine. Let them blow each other up.

You can debate how retarded Zoomers are all day, but let’s be real here. If the young generation of your nation is reading the manifesto of a legit terrorist who wanted America razed to the ground, and that young generation responds with “ngl he makes some real good points here fr fr no cap”, you fucked up as leaders.

"OH EHM GEE T-THE HECCING KEANU CHUNGUS 100 BROWNOID SAID MURCA BAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM-IM GONNA REEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIT"

Counterpoint: you're dead, I'm not.

Terrorism is bad but you have to admit 9/11 was the most kino day.

this gross weirdo was recommended to me, so now you get to see him

I honestly feel bad for their kids. Could you imagine being half black and half Irish? Those kids are literal double niggers!

Could you faggots please not shit up the happenings thread with this retarded non news story? We are trying to discuss shit eating furries over here!

Even a libtard dementia patient is right twice a day.

"Hey, Chinese man, let me caress your hands erotically while for a while. Hmmm... those soft Chinese hands. You use a ton of Rhino penis for your skin care, I assume? Ah, so velvet and smooth. Uhghhhfff..."

HBO deserves the rope for simply removing Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

I still find it funny that anyone who wins a tournament like this is a "champion".

Of what? Celibacy?

everything is fake and gay. everything is bots. everything is a psyop.

Gina Carano is based and beautiful. I would have sex with her and let her beat me silly.

The N-word is mightier than the sword.

You can secretly molest my daughter. Convince my son he needs to take hormones and cut his dick off. You can bring pedophiles in to have access to my kids. But if i EVER hear you slouch on middleschoolers saying the word NIGGER there will be hell to pay!

"911, what is your emergency?"

"Help, someone said NIGGER on the Internet!"

Is this bitch suggesting I'm not a 500 year-old Augustinian monk?

Imagine the nerve of her saying I'm not some very fluffy shit posting cat.

I had to look this up because it sounded even more farfetched but you're actually telling the truth, what the fuck.

Pat ability to completely collapse any good will and make allies fight amongst themselves is truly magical

I want Biden to send him as an emissary to the middle east. I want to see how worse that place can get, and Patrick is the only force strong enough to make it happen.

 

[Big Nasty]

Lucas was one of those guys who won't wipe his ass properly because he thinks it'll make him gay.

 

[Aunt Carol]

No demonology in Stinkditch, please.

Anime wasn't embarrassing enough?