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[Rotollo 2]

"get the fuck out with your logical views, we wanna argue"

 

[Tablet County]

Having Mr. "I was only pretending to be retarded incontinent" in your corner is not the best social position to be in.

there are definitely some people here who weirdly act like they're normalfags, they'll spend eight hours a day watching some downie drool on himself and cast magic spells then look down on people for watching anime as if it's weird and degenerate which always came off really tone deaf to me.

Mickey and Minnie are sitting in a lawyer's office.

Lawyer says "So why do you two want to divorce?"

Minnie goes "He's fucking crazy!"

Micky replies "She's fucking Goofy!"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Birds are racist.

When the solar flare hits and buttfucks your e-book-reader-thing, I'll still have my books while you have nothing but your limp dick.

This article didn't even mention Wet Ass Pussy once which is a huge oversight in discussing Judaism.

The first rule of political extremism is to have fun.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Also, I'm speaking as a borderline incel with incredibly low standards. Come to think of it, adequate vaginal ventilation is one of my few remaining requirements.

 

[JustSomeDong]

The racist ties of a watermelon.
The sexist ties of sandwiches.
The homophobic ties of peanut butter.

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PROGRESSIVE!

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Come to think of it, adequate vaginal ventilation is one of my few remaining requirements.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Now I think your therapist is shit for encouraging this fantasy, but if you're going to be a tranny, you need at least a dress and programmer socks.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Niggers are giant retarded violent children.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

look at you niggers....actually having hope......must be nice.......

 

[Gentlebastard]

Real men piss right next to each other. Shoulder to shoulder, like the spartans at Thermopylae.

I have a splitting headache today and laughing this hard only made it worse

And when standing next to your new urinal buddy, it's customary to gently place a hand on the small of his back. It's one of those little acts of acknowledgment and validation men like to do for one another.

Discussion over, farmers. The troon has spoken.

I made the mistake of opening the spoiler assuming that the micropenis would be a drawing instead of a real-life photo. I now wish I was blind, thanks.

Eunuchs were seen by many ancient societies as wise men whose opinions were sought out by kings and great men before making decisions that could affect whole nations.

It's seem standards have slipped. Eunuchs these days think castrating themselves makes them True and Honest Wahmen.

It's a good week for tranny arrest bodycam videos.

Does his hubris know no bounds? What am I saying, of course it doesn't.

He really thinks that watching star trek made him a scientist.

bet that guy's space ships don't even look like butt plugs at all, if he's actually designed any.

Wow! Look how shitty the city I live in is! Impressed? Wait until you see my hovel’s basement, child.

If he is anything in the gay “community”, he is a proper old school self loathing closeted married man ashamed of himself for cottaging and wanking in gay porn cinemas.

He might have been a degenerate faggot but his story is actually sad. He never had a chance to live in a normal environment with normal people.

 

[BirdUp]

GET HER GARETH FUCK HER UP!
KILL HER NOW!

 

[Tablet County]

You're not a true gamer until you ignore the futanari renamon with distended asshole spray while capping domes and throwing piss.

That reminds of the time when I had a place where we offered interest-free loans, an angry Ultra Orthodox looking man got in, shouted the real name of JHWH and exploded into little silver coins.

Do you hate life, fun, and joy, or are you just incapable of learning from experience?

Some random dude on Twitter with “ballslover” in their username insults you? Obviously this needs to be addressed.

he quite literally posted a video of someone calling him a fat retarded Jewish faggot and not a single person cared.

 

[Pedophobe]

I trust the power of lysol and so should you.

When it comes to e-celebs it's safe to assume they're either all faggots from the start or will eventually become faggots in one way or another as they go along

Internet's dead bro. Assume every other site is botted to hell.

Until there's evidence one way or the other I will 100% believe it because I think it's funny.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

I guess Israel needs some Naruto runners.

 

[GunCar Gary]

I don’t speak to men. I don’t work for a living

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

*eyes dart from left to right, sweats profusely, nibbles turd to retain my composure*

 

[Aunt Carol]

As gross and disturbing as a chestburster or the ballsack spiders are, they're just natural parts of the Xenomorph life cycle, they're not deliberately trying to twist nature or acting out vile fetishes for the sake of getting themselves off.

This guy is going to report his pimp to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Imagine a timeline where Donald Trump convulses while yessing too hard.

how do you lose nudist biker autist chick

Using a made up Tumblr word does not score you any IQ points.

You can only measure a man by what he builds, not what he tears down (or obliterates with airplanes).

I'm not so sure they realize that their brand of "fabulous" would be tossed off of a rooftop.

Jimmy Deans Breakfast Holes

get the local fashionista necromancer to reanimate the one guy that's clearly straight up dead

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Wow, two retards for the price of one.

 

[Tablet County]

When I have issues with historians, I ask: ‘Excuse me, mate, were you there? No? Well, shut the f*** up then.’

"Hey goy, here's why you should hate this guy: A) He's based B) He's based C) He's based D) & he's based . Hate him yet?"

Perrottet is perhaps the largest authority on Napoleon’s penis

Look at me. I wear the funny hat now.