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[Rembrandt]

To conclude this document; I want to use an analogy from Spongebob.

Wubby is Plankton, and the slander is his buckets.

 

[Judd]

Pretty sure that's regular daytime television in Japan.

I'm interested in it for the plot.

I'm pretty sure those are men, so no.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's not a fetish!
It was a fetieh.
Fucking freaks every time.

I’m so jealous you get to read the thread with fresh eyes and experience 2K pages of autism unchecked.

I swear I could smell the unwashed stench through my screen at points.

In a fair world, a trio of cackling gremlins would live in a mouse hole in Pat's living room, only to come out and start singing War Pigs acapella whenever he starts xeeting about armed conflicts. This is something Pat needs to experience at least daily.

back in my day, you bought your own hooker. you just walked up to that hooker with a firm handshake and demand the STDs

I'm gonna be honest: I'm socially retarded. I have no idea what the hell I'm doing, and I'm lucky to have the few long-distance friends I do now.

I can see the guy's there collecting specially crafted waifus like trading cards.

It was pretty melodramatic, I admit. It didn't help that I was flourishing a red magician's cape as I said it.

"I don't like cock" shouldn't be a controversial statement, ever.

We got an update! It gets more insane from here!

wow that is exactly as bad as I expected it to be impressive

 

[Kiislova]

@Gentlebastard I knew that post would end up here. I just knew it.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

The cosmopolitan crossdressing coomer cries out in pain as he jizzes at us.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

We live in a world where Dynastia is Jesus and we're a bunch of fucking fools.

And yes, it is about time I grew up and started using the shift key

You are under investigation for several puzzle related felonies.

“Dear lord… my allies are retards!”

 

[MrJokerRager]

Fuck you and die you disingenuous boomer niggercattle.

Straight to thinking about black dick with you, are you certain you aren't American?

I aint having shit. A dying evil empire run by israel first commissars commanding an army of mystery meat niggerfaggots and trannies can have all the wars with Russia and China they want over the next couple decades. Me and mine will have no part of it.

Stop using fucking .webp you fucking faggots!

 

[BirdUp]

Tits. I like tits. Big bouncing jiggly tits. The more the better.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I guess it would seem strange to Americans - clean, everyone behaving like humans, no niggers stealing without repercussions. Yeah, totally weird.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Ben Shapiro is white. with blue eyes. from east europe. his last name is SHAPIRO ffs. hes not a jew. the white europeans that pretend to be jews, like Shapiro or Hitler are working at the behest of Islam and/or other cults

 

[Spud]

I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

There is not a single person that actually hates the Kiwi Farms.

 

[greasyArchivist]

I drowned my underage catboys in the bathtub I use to make DIY hormones

— Keffals

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

People don't hate shit because because it's brown. They hate shit because it's shit. If my turds were paisley, I wouldn't suddenly put them on my mantle. Maybe this sheeny faggot should actually look at the ideologies of these fucking leaches who happen to be identifiably brown?

Stop being retarded in public or I'm gonna piss of the jannies by starting a slapfight with you.
MEDS. NOW.

 

[Judd]

gonna name my son Bossman due to how inspirational BMJ is. instead of working 40+ hours a week, im gonna gamble all my money away.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Guy is a globohomo war hawk piece of shit and now that his family is slightly inconvenienced by a bunch of randos with their little buckets of fake blood I am supposed to feel sorry for him

"B-b-b-but what if the positions were reversed!?"
I don't fucking care anymore.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Some of you have oddly specific insight on the inner workings of the fujoshi mind. Kinda sus.

After seeing the crack apple gif, I believe the apple he used was Golden Delicious.

Seems some MN members call us clitoris farms now because our logo look like one (the whole not just the visible tip). It's hilarious and I love it
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"Is all this desire to rename it Clitoris Farms just because so many people have trouble finding it?"

EDIT: NaL: “you know the columbine shooting, right?”
Cobes: “…yah, I’m aware of it…”

This is a dark day for people spanking it to Dwarven women all over the world

Now, I am going to prefix this by saying you should never do it a mass shooting (sorry if some find that controversial)

The Kiwi Farms and The Mystery Of The Shooter's Crotch

local meth aristocracy

Yeah fuck KiwiFarms.net. They were a bunch of racist losers.

Now KiwiFarms.st is ok because they’re African. They get an n-word pass.

Focus on the dead Nigger. Please.

 

[Tablet County]

sucks to be evil, couldn't be me!

Hold your horses, it's alright - there's still racial bias in police beatings.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

STOP DISCUSSING YOUR MOTHER'S VULVA ON THE INTERNET YOU STUPID CREEPY SOW