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[Pissmaster]

Music is overrated. 5-10 minutes of it once a month is more than enough.

 

[Drip Torch]

DA J0000ZE STOLE MAH 4SKINZ!

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

People say that God doesn't punishes people twice, but in your case he did it four times. You're a faggot, a nigger, a retard and British. Probably fat too.

 

[Harm]

A montage of female news anchors, wearing pastel-toned jackets, utter the word "Balldo" approvingly in chorus.

Kyle from Nickelodeon orders 100,000 Balldos in the colours of the trans flag, for Gay Pride Month.

From her prison cell, Lara Croft accuses him of culturally appropriating the Balldo from the Mayans.

 

[Aunt Carol]

sorry can't hear you losers over the sound of my big beefy jade plant and its shiny ass leaves.

The community cannot be trusted to make decent hats, I would never trust them with the source code.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

By the way, has American Vito Gesualdi commented on Spanish Vito Gesualdi getting smacked around like a pleading mackerel?

 

[Law]

It's funnier this way.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

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Congrats on coming out again, Jordan!!

 

[Johnny Salami]

What the fuck is with you people insisting on posting sojak porn? It's not even the Sojak thread.

 

[TheClappening]

I think the funniest death threat I ever got was on a BBS in the '80s when someone was really mad I kept killing him on some door game. So I killed him some more.

 

[doodoocaca]

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Kiwi Farms!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Kiwi Farms!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Kiwi Farms really rocks!

Hot, hard, buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big, bulging cocks ever so hard!
Orgy in the showers at Kiwi Farms!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breed of kiwi wanting to rut!

 

[Very Honest Content]

The cow that milks twice as hard milks half as long

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

They get off to the children of their political enemies being gay because deep down they know being gay is cringe

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Nothing says you HAVE to dress her like a slut.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

Just a small update on ElephantDick

My motto has been “pain is temporary, penis is forever.” And the view looking down has made it all worth it.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Noooo stalker nigger, I will not dox myself!

I guess Stalker Child did not enjoy prison.

Trump promises Hindu Holocaust

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Freshly Baked Socks

i would wash the fish with soap to make it a chiken if i were nigger

 

[vomitusdeux]

He has even forced the officer to look at an infection on his butt, which does count as sexual harassment.

I look like this and this is how I poop.

If he can type all that out, he can change his own diapers.

Not even 3 months into 2024 and we already have "Poopsquatch" and "Foreskin Police".

Can you imagine a 1X NULL 1X KEFFALS crossbreed?

Jews are honorary ukranians

Cranking your hog to female autopsy photos is more fundamental than the need to eat, drink, or sleep.

You have long ago forfeit the ability to use that container word the moment you willingly posted about eating your own cum

Does this mean I can stream myself screaming nigger while burning rainbow flags??

I could see her back then unironically enjoying the My Immortal fanfiction.

Why are you, as a man, thinking about other men? You should be thinking about war.

Do tranny bullets go D-ACK!a D-ACK!a D-ACK!a D-ACK!a?

Yeah sure. In the right environment an Abo could be a future Nobel price winner.

Yeah I'm a little confused. I've never thought about.... the anal circumference of a rabbit. Nor do I ever want to.

Maybe his dick works when he sees a dead rabbit.

My favorite story has always been the man who sold his own toilet for crack.

Wypeepo don season Dey fire hydrants

Makes you wonder if he ended up grilling the raped corpse like he used to with used diapers

Side effects may include rectal dentata

A troon and his money are soon parted.

Assuming that his wife is between 18-35 and my mom is between 55-65. I'd be the bull since I'd be the one breeding his wife, while he'd just be using my mom as a glorified fleshlight.

Just because you are as fat as modern day Steven Segal doesn't mean you can fight like he did in those two films where he still did his own stunts.

that worm faggot prince

My dream of having vagina dentata is within my grasp!

Trips to the gynecologist will never be the same!

Procedurally generated pussy-teeth gynecology challenge level: impossible

Come for the decaying empire story, stay for the fire hydrant lore. Only on the Farms!

Either he is pooping way too much, or I'm not pooping enough.

Imagine Mario getting cucked by a nonbinary guy in Wonder 2.

This is his incontinental inn.

I mean, just having a thread this large on kiwifarms is a pretty big detriment to making friends.

I imagine that when Colton told the cops that his nudes were out there, the policeman threw up in his mouth a little.

 

[Bollywood Bulk Bogan]

"Did you hear about this guy called HHH? Died of a blood clot. Said he will live forever as an A.I.. Turns out it's just 15 Indians in a room. What a loser."