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[KiwiFuzz2]

I envy her, I too wish to stick crocodilians up my pants but alas I enjoy my dick too much.

Well, as far as bulges on women's pants go, alligator is one of the better things to find.

might be controversial, but don't randomly fight people

The unconventional democracy of taking stranger cock up your ass in a filthy park bathroom. I don't like it either, but it's the only way to save America.

Anyway I’m 5% more racist after reading this article.

I’ll open my ass for Trump right fucking now.

There are far more people who fantasize about violent buttfucking than are willing to admit it.

Nothing in the rules says a dog can't play basketball.

SPIDERS WHO ARE ALSO MEN

 

[Harm]

Super sus this was done by a janny...a janny who has posted multiple "community happening" posts about some boring family man who doesnt even cook his own crack...

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

traumatize law enforcement for fun and profit

 

[Drip Torch]

It is a narcissist so it refuses to admit to anything being wrong with it and also needs the last word! We could bat this little bitch around forever.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@WeWuzFinns

Huffing tree sperm gives some people here the sniffles

@plgfarts

sniffin up some tree nut

 

[BirdUp]

you cum guzzling gutter slut's Is that better BITCH!.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

The fact is all politics is retarded in decaying late stage empires and thus all people who would rather fight about culture than economics and hard policy are the useful idiots keeping the public distracted from the horrors unleashed by their fully bipartisan elite.

 

[RealMuthaForYa]

KFarmers have more cheek than a nigger with a trumpet.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She looks like a fortune-telling pedophile.

She looks like she'd sell you a mogwai in some underground chingchong opium brothel while secretly dosing you with Bromo-dragonFLY.

She looks like she got in a car crash with an interior decorator and a truck full of hair removal cream.

She looks like she was tortured and molested by a 1970s cult and part of her torture was to dress up like the guru.

She looks like the shady character giving you lip injections and the TV in the background of the hair salon is playing the news station and they're like DANGEROUS MUTANT RAPIST and it's her face on the screen.

She looks like a Mad Max reject because the casting director is like "we're going for post-apocalyptic, not Borat's brother, the coke dealing Amway shill."

She looks like if you rubbed an empty bottle of lube found in a crime scene, this would be the genie that comes out. But instead of 3 wishes you get Kaposi's sarcoma.

 

[Asian tech support]

Probably not smart to admit you have cravings for "Lady" Rackets' used up hole. It's had bottles, ballsacks and God knows what else up it. Hell, after you pull out, your dick might be liable to get arrested for possession.

 

[JustSomeDong]

i'm autistic. i'm proud. i'm... done.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

@Krayt Dragon

It could be that he's just running defense for Hasbro, as Equestria Daily has been proven to be in the pocket of Hasbro before.

 

[Harm]

its "she" not "he"

just kidding british people aren't human

 

[Gentlebastard]

It’s @Null ‘s turn to get pregnant.

It took me so long to see the trumpet. At first, I could only see a large weirdly shaped penis.

Now that he's eating thousands of calories of meat, grease, and salt it'll be any day now before all the damage from his multiple strokes will be cured.

She should join Islam, btw. And instead of a burka, she should wear a fully adapted hazmat suit forever. She'd be happier that way and she would leave us alone (temporary at least).

Do you think he'd also appreciate "jigaboo" as a master class racism? It has that nice old-timey sing-song quality and definitely feels racist even if you aren't familiar with it.

I wish the new owners the best of luck. Imagine owning a piece of lolcow history.

I hope people in the future look back at this generation and be like... what the fuck is wrong with people back then?

Josh is fantastic, and so is a Gouda grilled cheese. Or Groyer.

She's a nasty hefty bag of spite and amusement.

He looks like a standard issue street junkie.

 

[Drip Torch]

Skirt go spinny spinny, but grass don't get cutty-wutty or weeds get plucky-wucky.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Yeah okay. Enjoy the nu women, lesbian lol

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

If there's testosterone it's Louisiana flavoured

These past few years have been awful for mangaka. I think Araki is killing them to harvest their blood

Fun (non-penis related) fact about giraffes - they fucking LOVE romaine lettuce

if we’re forced at dildo-point to consume bugs then the first ones I’m eating are your roaches

 

[JustSomeDong]

Brown technically isn't a color if you look at color as visible light reflections. It's a shade of orange, so scientifically Trump is the same color as Ghandi and Mandela and therefore he can say nigger. Only science deniers will disagree.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A Sonic OC with severe autism?

Is this post pro-pedo or anti-pedo?

Staypuft was stolen like 7 toad generations ago, even if he's miraculously still alive his cum is many versions out of date.

I genuinely cannot comprehend paying 5k for inbred dog cum.

I get that jerking off that creature is probably unpleasant

Going from being a paralyzed fuck to being able to post nigger on basket weaving forums is a superpower

Why is consenting adults having sex a problem?

You need some pussy man. And that's coming from a porn addict reprobate such as myself

please keep your deviant furry fantasies out of the conversation when we’re talking about my penis. it offends him

Just like keeping your penis in your pants, its a good idea to keep it out of conversations too.

Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with no d.

Are you just gonna start sandwich shamming all sandwiches now?

Is a Poptart a Ravioli?

He was an ok Hitler in it and Scarjo was good

The Hitler fandom is one of the few where not knowing canon is necessary.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

My upstairs neighbor is a black dude, and a few days ago I heard his smoke alarm start chirping. I started to feel a creeping sense of dread, wondering how long it would go on for, but after a minute I heard him dragging a chair and then the chirping stopped. I was so proud of him. Breaking generational curses!

A child murderer has my sympathy before Alex Jones ever will. There is nothing that could be done to him that I would not take with popcorn and watch for hours of enjoyment at his pain and suffering.