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[Pube Dandruff]

you shouldn't be lusting after anyone at your family reunion, alien sperm or not.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

you shouldn't be lusting after anyone at your family reunion, alien sperm or not.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Here is a tranny:

 

[ADN_VIII]

Where does "“I'm sorry, people, if I yell, but this guy really hurt my feelings with this disgusting lie of his about me being stupid and not bright!“" originate?

 

[Drip Torch]

Invest in some kneepads. You can just use something soft to kneel on until you can afford them.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Hold on a minute - the Balldo was developed by the FUCKING BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY?

>without speaking about my case

He's totally gonna talk about the case.

snacks: 3000$
bodycam footage: 3000$

Stars must be telling us something...

"My kids are important to me
(THIS IS A JOKE AND NOT A LEGAL STATEMENT) "

We are in a timeline where someone actually said making fun of a cuck is equal to the nazis throwing jews into gas chambers.

back in my day we had weeks-long symposiums on Christian theology and the utility of butter dishes.

For example, real woman Brianna Wu loves her Porsches.

 

[Tablet County]

I now support Orange Hitler, his Jewish family, his Jewish employees, his Jewish lawyers, his Jewish cabinet, and his numerous Slavic whores.

Rule 0 of the internet: all women are fake until proven gay

 

[Pube Dandruff]

you shouldn't be lusting after anyone at your family reunion, alien sperm or not.

 

[Tablet County]

@Pube Dandruff Stahp

 

[Pube Dandruff]

@Tablet County How embarrassing.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

”Inessential frivolity is the point of civilization.”

 

[BirdUp]

One glance at grift wars and its clear what this place is

@NinjaSniffer

 

[Merchmongler]

Imagine an entire generation growing up to hate the Internet because their parents couldn't stop being retarded on the Internet?

 

[Tablet County]

"You're copyright system is racist"

Also in B4 this thread gets shitted up with people complaining about Spic and Pajeet food and lamenting the old days of ketchup and how this is a Jewish conspiracy against trad wypipo foods.

 

[Gentlebastard]

What a responsible man with solid impulse control.

Ah, of course, the lil peepee comment. Certified classic

Big Nigga Hitler

"I'm at a crossroads. Should I save up my money for a car or should I continue to spend all of my money on cartoon fetish porn? Life is full of choices with no clear answer."

I cropped out almost all the image. I hate my compulsion to prove people wrong on the internet, I'm going to drink myself silly and hope I forget the horrors I've just seen.

"What are a group of trans women called?"

This is a legitimate good question. A Terror of Trannies? A Parliament of Pooners? A Flock of Future 41%?

A bunch of dudes

A sex offender registry

Consider : what is the probability that I am Vladimir Putin?

So the entire text of StealthyPaintcan seems to be "FUCK YOU 1488 TOAST SS 卐"

I am not trying to be funny or ridiculous, at this point I really think he is this pathetic.

I read this as "Nazi Paint Chan" and have the glorious mental image of some anthropomophic paint can tormenting fatrick while denying the holocaust
"FATTY-SENPAIII! I KILLED ANOTHER JEW FOR YOU UWU!!!"

Folks, this was a McHatecrime.

"Gain a dick through kindness and understanding" is the most non male phrase Ive heard.

I can attest, the dick has a mind of its own sometimes and you need to put it on a leash like a dog through power of will.

Sir this is "niggers eating cornstarch" not "spics eating class pets"

I'd call them perfect soulmates but I don't know if they even have souls.

I love this website and you glorious bastards, God Sneed and Semper Fi.

 

[Blackstar]

It’s @Null ‘s turn to get pregnant.

 

[Tablet County]

“ van sciver have you ever sucked dick behind a pizza place? As claimed on the farms and other places online. Do you think that as you claim having to be man of the house as a teenager led you to that? Answer the question. Sir Do you suck dick behind pizza places? Did being neglected lead you to sucking dick behind a black jack pizza in New Jersey? Why did you drink and drive with your son in the car sir?”

 

[vomitusdeux]

False equivalence. Jerking off is not as gross as eating poop, thats retarded. Im pretty sure most young men jerk off.

I'm going to have a breakdown if one more person shoves their punk lesbian fetish into a kids show.

I also kind of do this. I say gross in my head whenever i see a real woman. But his perspective (the non consensual angle) is also interesting.

2D is less unrespectable because you can't abuse a drawing.

You mean you don't penetrate the cervix and use it to rub your helmet?

I have a loli pfp purely to induce cute aggression. I am not a lolicon.
Also, futa =/= tranny

you are never changing my mind that you do enjoy scat porn and the real purpose of this thread is that you are subtly trying to affirm your own views on it while using the 3d v 2d debate as mere distraction for the real deal of this thread "well if i was hypothetically jerking off to drawn scat porn then"

aside from random niggress porn popping up I got Dragon Quest 7 with no issue.

Sir this is "niggers eating cornstarch" not "spics eating class pets"

Can we stop discussing Himdea Willy-boi and focus on the cows of this thread pls?

My upstairs neighbor is a black dude, and a few days ago I heard his smoke alarm start chirping. I started to feel a creeping sense of dread, wondering how long it would go on for, but after a minute I heard him dragging a chair and then the chirping stopped. I was so proud of him. Breaking generational curses!

Good on him for unplugging the white man's ceiling bird.

White people don't season their coke

The deep blue haired true and honest woman definitely seems like somebody Chibi would be asking to put various fruits inside of after 24 hours of contact.

Can someone give this guy a time machine so he stops thirstposting fossil women from the asbestos era?

“Order now to get your leather bound volume of the Complete Works of Saint Elliot.”

Now I am not a butthole sniffer so I can't speak as to the efficacy of this solution, but hey, it could be the cure to an incel's woes.

Perhaps one of our many fine female users would be willing to offer up their anus to help combat the incel menace?

When the author urges people to watch the Alt-Right Playbook for "context", you know you're in for some verbal diarrhea.

Bro I'm not clicking that gay shit if I really want to know what a child-neglecting crackhead thinks about me I'll just ask ur mom to rate me out of ten.

Nigga, what the fuck you talking about? You got some internal dialogue going on and invited us to a part of it. Get back on the meds.

I suppose if the "natural flavor" you like is literally pig shit.

 

[Faceless Whore]

at least it doesn’t cough up fetid hairballs like a frankenvag.

none of these girls are having sex with their rotdogs. They just worry about them and pet them and watch sadly as they fall off

 

[doodoocaca]

KF is the only place on the internet where I can be a normal person from 10 years ago.