Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Terfmaster9000]

It's kinda similar to Miley Cyrus' tattoos that are just all these individual squiggles on her arms with no cohesiveness or artistry whatsoever. It looks so much worse than just getting one big one or a whole sleeve.
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I try not to be shitty about other tattoo styles because I have a lot of them, but this isn't even a style. It's a lack of style. It's a deliberate lack of skill.

What Miley has, and what Pink Cig here is talking about is a style. It's called patchwork where I live and it's a style a lot of people are going for. You don't have to like it, but it's not any less a style than a full sleeve or a blackout or whatever. /End tattoo sperg

I notice that every time she talks about falling in love it is SUDDEN and WILD and CRAZY and idk, just forced and fake. Does every single relationship have to start the same way? It just comes off as fake and/or mental illness. And yes, I know Ellen is/has both.

 

[Girahira]

It's called patchwork where I live and it's a style a lot of people are going for.

this is the mindset that got Jackson Pollock swimming in cash for rainbow-jizzing over a canvas.

Spoiler: Tattoo sperg extended edition

A collective group of people doing something does not make it a style. What it lacks for a style is purpose, ‘boredom’ or quirkiness is not a purpose. Sometimes its just zoomer retardation and their BPD decisions shouldn’t be respected in any discussion about art.
I respect the cutting wristscars of 2010s emos as body art more than I do some napkin scribbles. One may just be a genuine expression of oneself, the other‘s a lack thereof

 

[Terfmaster9000]

this is the mindset that got Jackson Pollock swimming in cash for rainbow-jizzing over a canvas.

Spoiler: Tattoo sperg extended edition

A collective group of people doing something does not make it a style. What it lacks for a style is purpose, ‘boredom’ or quirkiness is not a purpose. Sometimes its just zoomer retardation and their BPD decisions shouldn’t be respected in any discussion about art.
I respect the cutting wristscars of 2010s emos as body art more than I do some napkin scribbles. One may just be a genuine expression of oneself, the other‘s a lack thereof

It's a visual style, whether or not you see a purpose in it or not. The people who have it tattooed on them clearly see some purpose in it, and they like it. Tattoos are art, and art is subjective. I don't like patchwork (I don't think it's the worst style ever, but it's kinda close) same way as I don't like or respect most "modern art", but it's silly and pointless to insist it's not a style or art just because we don't like it...

To bring it back on point: are you going to argue Ellen's book is not a book just because it is vapid, badly written, and boring? It's all that, and less, and yet it's still a book.

 

[Girahira]

The people who have it tattooed on them clearly see some purpose in it, and they like it.

I see what you mean. But besides lack of purpose, and it needn’t matter what they themselves pretend to see in it, we’re on a tread discussing a woman that sees herself as a midget man and her own belief in it doesn’t make it true-it’s also a lack of uniformity. That’s why I compare it to a school bathroomwall or whatever you’d scribble down while bored.

Spoiler: Art sperg DLC

I myself don’t like American traditional art because of how ‘patchy’ it feels to me, but it’s clearly got a purpose, it’s clearly uniform and got guidelines to follow as a style. None of such applies to ‘’patchwork’’.

Edit:It is a book only by the fact it’s a collection of paper with front and back cover. That’s all that means. I could give a prosaic description of my morning shit on the last two sheets of toilet paper, glue them to a cardboard wedge and I’d have as much a book as Ellen. If not more engaging

 

[pink cigarettes]

My bad, I'm talking about how it is regarded by the majority of skilled professional tattooists and collectors, not some relativist art student theory where "some ppl like looking as though a methed out scratcher went to town on them uWu so it's vAliD" lol

 

[Marc]

It's a visual style, whether or not you see a purpose in it or not. The people who have it tattooed on them clearly see some purpose in it, and they like it. Tattoos are art, and art is subjective. I don't like patchwork (I don't think it's the worst style ever, but it's kinda close) same way as I don't like or respect most "modern art", but it's silly and pointless to insist it's not a style or art just because we don't like it...

Which tattoo do you regret the least?

 

[Surfin Terf]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0LVj0yo308&t=51s

Umbrella Academy final season

Holy shit, did they seriously make her sit in another character's lap so she wouldn't be distractingly short?

 

[batteredpancakes]

Holy shit, did they seriously make her sit in another character's lap so she wouldn't be distractingly short?

The empty seat is in the middle back so if she sat there she'd been completely obscured by the woman in front.
This is the only camera angle we get in the van.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Which tattoo do you regret the least?

I actually don't have any, I just think some look neat. Not a gotcha you were going for, I know.

 

[Constellationzero]

The people who have it tattooed on them clearly see some purpose in it, and they like it. Tattoos are art, and art is subjective.

This description covers the (almost ALWAYS women) who get tattoos, decide that, "lol, I'm pritty shurre da ink is jus' fer mee!", rock on up to someone for (friendship, group photos, dating/sex) and when they are told either to stay out of the photo, or "no, nice ladies don't have tattoos.", suddenly tattoos is now a RACIAL characteristic, and we're all hateful bigots for not being impressed by some woman's 7th grade notebook retard scribbles she put DELIBERATELY on her body without thinking.

So...
It's great that "tattoos are art," and "I got that ink just for me, not you."

But keep that in mind that, conversely, you ARE, in fact, inflicting it on a minute by minute basis on the other person, should you find yourself in the following situations:

1. You want to be regular acquaintances or friends with another person
2. There is a group photo (like a wedding photo for example), and they either ask you to step out of the picture, or they photoshop your ass out of it because they don't want to deal with the inevitable female pee pants toddler fit they tend to have because someone had the temerity to not want that person to shit up their photo with their immature ink.
3. Dating or sex. By having it anywhere (including where clothing covers), you ARE actually shoving that up in someone's face. Kind of like all the troons who INSIST on making the rest of us participate actively in their fetishes/paraphilias/mental illnesses. Newp. I thought consent was sexy. Let's keep it that way.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

This description covers the (almost ALWAYS women) who get tattoos, decide that, "lol, I'm pritty shurre da ink is jus' fer mee!", rock on up to someone for (friendship, group photos, dating/sex) and when they are told either to stay out of the photo, or "no, nice ladies don't have tattoos.", suddenly tattoos is now a RACIAL characteristic, and we're all hateful bigots for not being impressed by some woman's 7th grade notebook retard scribbles she put DELIBERATELY on her body without thinking.

So...
It's great that "tattoos are art," and "I got that ink just for me, not you."

But keep that in mind that, conversely, you ARE, in fact, inflicting it on a minute by minute basis on the other person, should you find yourself in the following situations:

1. You want to be regular acquaintances or friends with another person
2. There is a group photo (like a wedding photo for example), and they either ask you to step out of the picture, or they photoshop your ass out of it because they don't want to deal with the inevitable female pee pants toddler fit they tend to have because someone had the temerity to not want that person to shit up their photo with their immature ink.
3. Dating or sex. By having it anywhere (including where clothing covers), you ARE actually shoving that up in someone's face. Kind of like all the troons who INSIST on making the rest of us participate actively in their fetishes/paraphilias/mental illnesses. Newp. I thought consent was sexy. Let's keep it that way.

I don't have any tattoos but I have also never witnessed someone be asked to not be in a photo because they had tattoos. And I never considered myself being "inflicted tattoos upon"... I definitely did not avoid a friendship based on tattoos. Do you live somewhere super conservative? People not wanting to date peope based on tattoos I can see, and I don't see the issue. Personally, I would never date someone with those gross ear piercings that stretch your earlobe open, I find it disgusting. I am sure people who wear those don't give a fuck what I think about their style, though, because someone else out there will be into it. But to equate tattoos and troons... I think that's a bit much, lol. Besides, you seem to have some issues with women in general so... Idk, it's kinda weird. Anyway, I don't want to derail anymore. Ellen doesn't even have enough tattoos for it to be considered a patchwork.

 

[catsandsoup]

What is that scene of her hitting another character? I've seen that show, I can't imagine her successfully pummeling any character, even Five or the pre-teen kid from Euphoria.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0LVj0yo308&t=51s

Umbrella Academy final season

 

[pink cigarettes]

Dude I had to put them on ignore long ago. Constellation has been chimping out here for years about tattoos being as bad as walking around with your dick out and how if people don't like them they get thrown in a gulag for racism. Also fat = "Sally Shine" for the 300th time. It's tiresome af

 

[Slideshow Bill]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0LVj0yo308&t=51s

Umbrella Academy final season

What's in store for her after this? 41%?
I didn't finish Season 3 so I have no idea what's going on. Is anyone going to bother watching this?

 

[Terfmaster9000]

What's in store for her after this? 41%?
I didn't finish Season 3 so I have no idea what's going on. Is anyone going to bother watching this?

I might give it a shot but it's kind of sad seeing Ellen like this. She is now as off-putting as the half-monkey character, which kind of makes my stomach turn whenever he is shirtless, lol. At least there is still Five and the hipster druggy as far as fun characters go. Oh and the ghost boy. Funny how even in a super hero show Ellen is the most boring and bland of the characters. The black girl was stealing the show from Ellen in S3, and she spent half of it mute if I remember right. The stete of it all..

Dude I had to put them on ignore long ago. Constellation has been chimping out here for years about tattoos being as bad as walking around with your dick out and how if people don't like them they get thrown in a gulag for racism. Also fat = "Sally Shine" for the 300th time. It's tiresome af

I had no idea. I am a bit of a fresh meat and besides that don't pay attention to names of posters too much. Thanks for the info!

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I might give it a shot but it's kind of sad seeing Ellen like this. She is now as off-putting as the half-monkey character, which kind of makes my stomach turn whenever he is shirtless, lol. At least there is still Five and the hipster druggy as far as fun characters go. Oh and the ghost boy. Funny how even in a super hero show Ellen is the most boring and bland of the characters. The black girl was stealing the show from Ellen in S3, and she spent half of it mute if I remember right. The stete of it all..

Vanya was more interesting in the comics, despite how poorly the comics were written. Her bitterness and resentment cause her to join an orchestra that's also a doomsday cult as their leader against her family. But Five gives her a bullet lobotomy and she spends the rest of the comics as a pseudo vegetable relearning how to function with Allison at her side. But in the show, Vanya is one of the least interesting characters. Her powers only cause problems and she's better as an antagonist. Despite how powerful she is, she frequently gets her ass beat. In Season 3, Allison goes off the rails and becomes some power tripping god and gave her the Talia al Ghul treatment. I saw a clip where she tells Vanya to shut the hell up because Vanya keeps ruining her life by continuously starting the apocalypse and destroying the world because she can't keep her emotions in check
There's a disturbing amount of incest and pseudo incest in this show. They're all half siblings and the product of alien sperm or whatever but you shouldn't be lusting after anyone at your family reunion, alien sperm or not.


Edit: unnecessary autism

 

[Poonocchio]

Dude I had to put them on ignore long ago. Constellation has been chimping out here for years about tattoos being as bad as walking around with your dick out and how if people don't like them they get thrown in a gulag for racism. Also fat = "Sally Shine" for the 300th time. It's tiresome af

That's the first time I've ever heard someone compare tattoos to troons pushing their fetish in people's faces though. That's wild.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I saw a clip where she tells Vanya to shut the hell up because Vanya keeps ruining her life by continuously starting the apocalypse and destroying the world because she can't keep her emotions in check

Holy fuck, how poetically fitting.

Speaking of, unless I missed it, she hasn’t written about B:TS yet in her book, right? That was actually the first time I’ve really seen any of her work (beforehand I’d just hear her name thrown around the same way you hear every actor’s name) so I’m immensely curious about that part of her life.

Whether she’s OTT over her sexual assault or not, being a rape victim is the most believable part of her memoir. If you somehow find it inconceivable to believe a young budding actress wouldn’t be molested in Hollywood, you’re retarded.
Anyway, I have a feeling this role probably ended up sending her into a spiral, or at the very least we’ll see some very dramatic writing in whatever chapter it’s in.
Having a detailed, readily available 3D model in her complete likeness was essentially handing coomer gamers the resources to mass produce porn on a silver fucking platter. Who’s betting she’s gonna rewrite history to claim this totally triggered gender dysphoria or something?

Also as an aside, if I remember right the main character’s supernatural ghost twin brother who only exists in her head is actually named Aiden. Talk about foreshadowing on a cosmic scale.

Spoiler: Bobr tax: did you know this is what the babies sound like?

 

[batteredpancakes]

New instagram post. Looks like she's gonna be on Drew Barrymore's show.

This film has a trailer. Page isn't acting in this but Evan Rachael Wood is in it. It's about a lesbian cheerleader.

Spoiler: Video

Getty uploaded some more images too. These are for the "Close To You" premiere. Which she both produced and acted in. it has a 44% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

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She looks like she's about to break down in tears from being forced to smile and act like she's never been happier.