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[Johnny Salami]

I jerk off to legal pictures of post autopsy females out of necessity.

 

[Gog & Magog]

i didn't know a lot of those things about Temu. fair enough if you wanna rag on me for not doing my due diligence. maybe the chinese authorities will appreciate my cooperation with their glorious nation's company and give me 1 less hour in the tiger chair when i visit and it'll all be worth it in the end

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Jerking off to legal pictures of post autopsy females is pretty low on Maslow's hierarchy of needs tho.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I doubt her counselor is telling her to write rape fanfic.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Jerking off to legal pictures of post autopsy females is pretty low on Maslow's hierarchy of needs tho.

Fuck, beaten to it.

 

[Pedophobe]

bloated ego clashes with the consequences of obese stupidity

The Milk Must Flow.

I really worry about some of you. I truly do.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@TETRABAX

I think the nigglets in my neighborhood think I'm a schizo. The run away when they see me outside laughing to myself and feeding squirrels

@the rat

never doubt me ever again
even when i say things like "i'm having sex with your mother"
it's all true

@ConsentAccidentVictimNo98

I'm past the point of caring lol. I know I won't get sympathy. I know others are enjoying this, and hey I get enjoyment out of that.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

TL;DR: that one meme I can't find right now.

 

[PandaChai]

You and your testicles can talk about fancy toothpaste if you want to.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Where are all these transphobic gays hanging around, other than KF?? I want my community back.

Your mom doesn't know you like how I know you, the stranger on reddit whose never met you.

As we all know, you're not a real man unless you sprinkle repeated nonsequitous references to the fact that you're a man into casual conversation.

You know what? I'm not even mad. The faster they kill themselves with their immesurable stupidity the better.

Remember, the "Blacked" guys are straight men doing fetish material- that's three strikes on the payscale right there. Given that they're lucky to get comped for lunch, the talent is as garbage tier as you might expect. (Gay porn has a similar phenomenon, where fet material billed as interracial is typically worse than two dudes who happen to be different races. Though there's always a some seething in the comments when the white guy tops.)

How do you know this?

Based schizo, they are the best insulters. They really know how to get you.

They hurt him in his fat, fat fee-fees.

Sir, are you a Mexican nigger?

I remember seeing more than one video on efukt where it's a gangbang or bukkake shot and it's turning into a legit "WURLD STAH WURLD STAH!" nigger brawl because blacks can't act professional. Frankly ridiculous.

I gotta say though this post is a little jimmy rustling.

Took a bit of digging but I found it posted in the tranny pregnancy fetishism thread.

That guy is now a Patposter whether he likes it or not

Not sure what that dude has done in his life that would be frowned upon, but no amount of karma should result in you inheriting Fatrick's old phone number.

I love how you can quote any random sperg in this thread and someone will pipe up saying "oh yeah, I know who that is".

Ralph was a special case, he wrapped himself in the totem of Chris so it acted as a beacon to the demon.

 

[BirdUp]

im nigger

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I think (((Dr. Goldstein))) is 99% correct. He is missing a crucial part of his research, in that, it's the female asshole that is built for anal. The male ass is for poop. The female ass is round, tight and built for sucking dicks into it.

 

[DasEternalContrarian]

I'm not a professional quote maker but here's mine:

If you nutty niggers hate me so much, just damnatio memoriae me already, or keep rent freeing, the fuck I care any longer

I'm enlightened by my own autism.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Null is a cross between Hitler, Satan and Skeletor.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I find some women attractive but most women in America are so fat I'd rather have sex with men.

I don't care about Dr. Noseberg's tips for fudgepackery, I wanna know how this nigga goes about restoring assholes because I can think of a certain schizophrenic without a colon or rectum who is in a world of pain.

Quirked up kiwi boy with a little bit of tism busts down a DM sexual style, is he girlfrended with the post?

Why do you think Garfield keeps eating lasagna? He's chasing the high of that one John made with longpig

I don't view women as human tbh. I view them as inferior animals. Someone showed me a video the other day of a woman's head being blown off and I didn't feel a thing. It was no different than watching some monkey fall into a boiling pot.
I'd argue I feel more sympathy for the monkey.

Dropping poz breastmilk loads in neg babies oh yeah

Jerking off to legal pictures of post autopsy females is pretty low on Maslow's hierarchy of needs tho.

300k is gonna buy an awful lot of Transformers.

I wonder if Colton's balls were always that wonky or if it was his surgeon seasoning his stinkditch with asymmetry, as a treat?

The image was slowly loading and my expression slowly grew full of dread expecting LGBT shit. Normal niggers were a relative relief.

Why does the dad look like he's hiding deep pain?

Man, what lesbian WOULDN’T want to have sex with such a comely and shapely “woman”, with such a beautiful fauxgina? Especially those enchanting lopsided labia balls? Just like the real thing!

Mass debates is getting unironically gayer than Q&A femboy furries.

Why would you make a thread to ask about making a thread?

I'm not reading a fat Mexicans comics without a funny little amogus!

thank you for letting me know about the whereabouts of Mister Corn

But even if you think its shameful, shame / respectability is a spectrum. Some things can be more shameful than others. Jerking off to scat porn can be seen as more shameful than jerking it to normal stuff.

 

[BirdUp]

Praise Of Shadows'
no they think about it he really is a poor man's CZsWorld
contrary to popular belief people don't wanna be lectured about politics by people who make horror movie video content maybe if you stuck to just making videos about horror movies like CZsWorld
you two would have an audience
you know I would never wanna be a left wing video creator those people's audiences turn on them faster than an angry mob of cannibals

 

[Captain Manning]

Remember the "Cooking with Rackets" streams? That's alright, neither do his children.

 

[Tablet County]

DAMN (((WENDIGOON))) AND HIS PEDOPHILE CHEESE TUNNELS

It will be a cold, cold day in hell before I'm lectured on nutrition by a "man" whose body is at least 75% soymilk.

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The balldo.
You wore it, we came.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Italians aren’t real, though

Nothing short of having sex with Rekieta’s wife will get him first first place.

I read this as "Nazi Paint Chan"

 

[Pube Dandruff]

you shouldn't be lusting after anyone at your family reunion, alien sperm or not.