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[N1bbaN3rd]

“I babysat when I was 14.”

Cool, did you babysit for 6 months while 4 horny middle-aged crack whores were wildin’ out all over the house?

 

[KittyGremlin]

Yes. I just became a free masson. It's time I become mod to fight antisemitism at its core. I'm ready. Hamas won't know what's coming.

I love those brief periods of time when a new schizoposter joins or gets briefly unbanned.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Troon hugboxes are all online. "We're with you!" No, they're not. You're u/BatshitLesbian_6969 and if you 41%'ed yourself one day, nobody would even notice. Why would they? There are plenty of other eggs to crack and kids to groom.

 

[Tablet County]

EXCLUSIVE: Shit no one cares about.

Every time a Republican loses, everything was rigged.

Drumpf has terrible taste in whores, bigly terrible.

Plan: Trusted
Patriots: In Control
Swamp: Drained

So what happens now?

Nothing ever happens

 

[doodoocaca]

As he waltzes through the door of the hotel, he knows what he must do. Freshly out of his court proceedings, Trump is lonely and frustrated. He punches the numbers into the elevator, his eyes determined. The stride through the hotel hallway continues until Trump comes on a door. He brings the card up to the door. As soon as he opens door a young man stands at attention. "Doodoocaca," Trump frowns "you know what you have to do". The clothes fly off, a blur of hormones and pheromones. Trump puts his member to Doodoocaca's yearning hole. "Here comes my glans penis!" Trump yells, as he penetrates the young mans cavernous opening.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

The world is run by pedophiles who openly discuss how they want to reduce the population so it's easier to control, there's micro-plastic in our balls, Nick neglected his kids, and Chris-chan fucked his mom.

Lady Rackets is basically mama jf? A potato who breeds children?

Damn nigga your mom didn't love you enough to bathe you until you were 6 or 7?

There were supposedly 2 women in this house and no meals were being cooked, and no laundry getting done? And where was KiwiFarms? Not one of you in this thread did a spec of laundry or prepared one meal. If you're so outraged why did you not step in and intervene?

Personally, I made my son start cooking for himself before he was even out of the womb went in there and clamped that umbilical cord and moved in a microwave.

This isn't hard to figure out, but might be if you routinely snack on paint chips and are retarded.

Solidarity; I was “cast” as a maple leaf once.

some people fear the gay satanic public school system

You suffer from a terminal case of being a bottom.

I just love how they stuck with the line that "no one is above the law" when they decided Biden's dementia made him above the law.

I'm trying to think of something clever but all my mind is revolving around is good ol' Jeffrey Epstein's client list.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES

It's funnier this way.

In the past I voted for Trump because he was funny. This is hilarious, so I guess I'll vote for him again.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

I put up with more inane bullshit from retards than literally any other person I have ever known.

 

[Tablet County]

Biden is literally too retarded to stand trial, per special council.

Checkmate Trumptards.

"Hold it right there Mr President, you're under arrest on a felony count of your retard son is a crackhead who lost his penis selfie laptop."

>get in trouble
>use money to try and cover it up
>that's worse
>lengthy trial, goes badly
>the verdict is: pay more money

"LOCK HER UP!"

Hillary : "Lock who up?"

Why do all these Balldo Washers look like bad guys from the Home Alone franchise

 

[Abimelech]

Looking forward to see you defend child marriage and golden tablet/traveling on a horse to Heaven at night cause criticizing that lunacy is "malding".
BTW, what's with the Twitch low IQ imported terminology?

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

If Marx was right about anything, it's that all of these rich old faggots are full of shit and should be put in a giant blender.

Yes? How did I not address your point? Are you illiterate?

Null, can you just ban this faggot already?

 

[Computer Guardian]

(Taken From)

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Look at his eyes. He was a cunthair from being born a full blown Downy. What a gross, pasty ass motherfucker. It's called sunlight-you should try it sometime, faggot.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Can confirm this is 100% real and he does actually have a poop wound and he calls his dilator "the rod of pain"

Can confirm this is 100% real and he does actually have a poop wound and he calls his dilator "the rod of pain"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"What if Wind Waker was woke, ugly, and gay" isn't a game I ever thought I wanted. And now that I know about it, I really don't want it.

 

[Tablet County]

The USA is Ralph and the rest of the world is Gator.

He had have sexual relations with that women

Someone take the fucking Caps Lock key away from him.

I hope sonichu transforms his children into cocaine and then rekieta snorts them up his nose so I don't have to read about them anymore.

Farmagia looks like it's going to be Rune Factory but with waifus that don't look like children so I'm interested.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I swear if some ween tipped this shit I'm going to hunt you down and make you eat Indian food.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Dear Minnesota cops: if you identify yourself to a mod and verify your identity, you can be given a special badge that lets us know who you are officially, instead of as a random new thread tourist. Don't be afraid to ask your friendly neighborhood Kiwis for help or information!

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

This is my first post on this stupid website and I'm making it to tell you to shut the fuck up, nigger.

>Signs up to KF
>"You're all being retarded"
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

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On school hours, stripping down butt naked bending over and showing everything on the video and all you could see was cellulite hanging and pubic hair, this is a disgrace and a shame.