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[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

BOOMER ZEALOT THEOCRATS

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Not being gay is a virtue.

 

[Ninon42]

I was so depressed, I even watched anime
-Null

 

[D_Tractor]

The "law of attraction" stuff is definitely mainstream white girl pseudoscience but it works.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

just assume that their autistic crotchfruit will magically get someone

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Warski said (mocking Rackets):

I love you Jim. I'll put my butthole in your vagina water and then we'll go to Uganda and we'll fly down the train.

 

[Johnny Salami]

he would need to play the clip about Judge Fischer’s vagina liquor to the court

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

That one is clearly the fake one. It's obvious from the handwriting that a policeman wrote that. I believe the part about the liver though, pigs will eat anything.

Null can't even spend money on hot pockets, I don't think he would spend it on coke.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

and of course useful idiots are falling for it because they are afraid of nipples

What's more masculine than peeing standing up? (Into your diaper)

Pooping while standing up. (Into your diaper)

Trevor already explained this using cats forever ago.

You can't get AIDS from japanese lady armpit

The funhouse mirror version of Michfest.

Listen, spooky tide meddling Jews. If your schizophrenic puppet ever tries to do this shit again, just bring your wave machine and have a laugh. Bonus points if you knock a semi truck off while you do it.

"this is what happens when you have a society that allows animated porn of tentacle monsters raping schoolgirls and they only censor the tentacles".

It was just a predacon ploy to take out Optimus Primal.

Hell I'd hang a "no faggots, pedos, or anarchists - respectable niggers welcome" sign on the door of the HQ.

Sometimes I dream about cheese.

They’ll never know the pleasure of sticking one’s penis into a woman.

I'd say that all 20 year olds deserve death, but there may be flawed thinking in there somewhere.

5% ceramic here AND I can pick my nose in peace.

 

[Rotollo 2]

And the state has a mighty big Balldo, and are too cheap to waste taxpayer money on lube.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

The portal to CWCville on the property adds value.

@Null we need a new reaction sticker for stuff like this. It needs "Lovecraftian Portal to Hell". "Islamic Content" just seems insufficient to the task.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Most 20 year olds don't eat shit, groom kids, steal close to seven grand and destroy their friend's credit score either Ryan Ciliberti.

I am a woman. I don’t take anything up the ass. I am a lesbian woman
I have no testosterone in my body since 2021

I am trawling through /x/'s archives right now for further information on this wretched caca-demon

I choose to believe that this nigger is not one person but an embodiment of all of us who through some source of cosmic power have it coming sooner or later.

Oh. So you just worry about your pension, and want an economically stable future? Well that’s very nazi of you Sophie.

That's assuming Colton ever leaves his house. He probably is just clopping and dilating all day.

MY NAME IS NOT COLTON AND I DO NOT HAVE TESTOSTERONE

there's something magical about this sentence coming from a man desperately trying to convince himself he's a woman.

Are you going to stab his eye out with your pointy adams apple when he turns around?

All I know is that, whether God/Satan are real or false, a surgeon-made rot pocket isn't a vagina

If I saw that fucking uncanny valley weird creature on the road I would try to hit it with my car.

With the fursuit s it's pretty obvious how a person fits in them without dying usually.

You randos doxxed me first and yeah I called the popo and they showed up n dont care which is typical

Is 'popo' what comes out of your front bottom?

"I'd really prefer if you'd sit and watch from the corner."

Do you wants innocent rats filled chemicals that turn them Gay and schizophrenic?

Dogs are great pets but you shouldn’t want to become one.

You got multiple people with Hitler and swastika tattoos eating ass and cabbage between Chinese torture sessions and you want me to save Ukraine?

lmao you really did critically fail this PA request if the cops are coming to *your* house, brother.

What horrors await us in the depths of Colton's amhole?

@Assistant Manajerk seems like an okay guy and i hope the next time he goes to a brony con he gets mad cartoon horse pussy #slayking

Speaking as a huge anti semite this just sounds like dumb poor's being dumb poors

OP sounds mad this person rejected his offer of bussy

Like I said OP is mad this person does not even remember their crush fetish roleplay in the hotel at a con

Sir this is a Wendy's.
I'm going to need you to stop jacking off to horse porn.

I mean he has a car and a job, which is more than we can say for you. You basically spend all day gooning on welfare.

Sir I'm going to need you to kill yourself

Nah there are mexicans outside and i hate those fucks

Nobody's tax dollars should be spent to let you unproductively clop and dilate all day.

Answer my questions, you mutilated freak!

I do plenty of things I want like going to concerts
I am not a freak or a mexican

At this point I'm starting to think Colton chorded his keyboard so now he just needs to press Fn+Win+F or something and it types out "I AM A FEMALE" for him.

If aliens came to earth in a 11' human suit with corpse hair and plastic hands, everyone would freak out

English where? Did you shit and piss yourself whilst sitting in one place again, faggot?

Real women are like sugar, and you're like Sweet N' Low - gross, bad-tasting, and known to cause cancer in mice.

Why won’t kiwifarms, the troll website I thought would viciously attack someone just for being fat, acknowledge my special gender identity and believe everything I say? Maybe they’ll believe me if I repeat myself again.

"I-I AM A WOMAN MR KIWIFARMS" " I-I AM A WOMAN"

Perhaps the surplus of retards account for the seventy two virgins each Muslim martyr earns in heaven?

Your name is Colton and your "vagina" is made of man's colon.
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

The best part you of oozed down your mother's ass crack.

psychopathy is an evolutionary cul de sac

He culled the sack, it's just a matter of time for that to kick in

You have a belly button where your dick used to be.

It IS A VAGINA

Then why can't you get any lesbos to eat it

Never give a psychic vampire permission to cross the boundry into your home.

My only profile comments include a gif of a shitting rhinoceros and this from @Cats

Ah yes, the victim complex shows up. This artifical cunt needs a tranny bingo card.

Good idea, you want to make all the cat troons have kids? They want that too.

The bad retards that rape and kill people with their retard strength go to retard heaven, which is an endless empty room with no trains, no game consoles and no dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

can a person carry a demon with them and be entirely unaffected, operating only as a vessel for it's delivery elsewhere?

Hey, Colton. Are we doing a good job bullying your personal deathfat? Are we doing it right?

Well excuuuuuse me, sir. I am a biological male, a neckbeard, a virgin, an incel, a rapist, a retard, fat, a horsefucker and a homosexual batfucker; you heckin’ transphobic hater. I eat dicks for day and I harass and rape women because I have no life and I soil my pants, eats poop and huff farts like a real gentleman, hater!

If they sequenced your DNA they'd find a Y chromosome, moid

I am not a lolcow. My name isn't Colon. I do not jerk it to brony porn. I am not fat. I am not a convicted criminal. I am not trans.

So you’re saying we’re putting everything in the hands of robots with autism?

what a fucking nightmare, i get anxiety thinking about things hitting my balls, you signed papers to have them go in with a scalpel, remove your balls, and make it so that it heals back wrong looking sorta kinda like a vagina but not really, and since you didnt come equipped with the plumbing, i cannot wrap my head around this
how did you not shit your pants and detransition immediately after they showed you some diagrams?

I AM NOT FAT OR A VIRGIN

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@spaztocate9000

the percussive explosion of just the tip would unzip me like a stepped on banana before I turned into a plasma in a few nanoseconds

but to be sure I'd need to see a pic of said penis to run the appropriate calculations

@PlasticOwls

@Black Man Underwear, between the war in Kanto, and the space demon babies floating in space, sinofacism can take a backseat

 

[Drip Torch]

Shut up, fatass. The adults are speaking.

 

[Big Nasty]

His arsehole would ache if he didn't wank at least once a day. It's a serious medical condition.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

When you and your bestie get matching outfits parental rights

 

[OvercookedBacon]

They are turning the frogs gay and giving the cows beano wtf toilet world are we living in?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Yes, sticking your peepee in a lady who loves you is the best thing ever, until that lady gets fat for some reason and eventually shits out someone even better than both of you. That person is the highest achievement you can hope for.

 

[Axiom.]

I AM NOT A MEXICAN OR A MAN

Courtesy from @JustaBatto95

 

[56 others]

So autists look like chimps?