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[Rotollo 2]

and yes, it's better with IFUNNY.CO so fuck off

 

[Pedophobe]

There's something going on with midgets, they know something they aren't telling us.

if people find a guy who's stuck in a wheelchair and kick his shins it probably won't affect his long-term prospects greatly, even if it is a dick move.

It's simultaneously the least and most valid trigger warning I've ever seen.

she’s a hands free butt bulimic or she would have eaten herself to death by suffocation on fat by now.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Children that were raped are whores?

 

[Harm]

He's a piñata of hot takes, and his autism is like candy, to be enjoyed by us all. Let the smashing continue.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Null and Nigger both start with the same letter

1488 really means the fourteenth letter, N, for Null. The eight-eight is code for Null being an alleged fat person, eight = ate.

does 1488 mean that Null is a fat nigger?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

it’s a good example of why it’s important to get enthusiastic consent before sucking someone’s nose.

 

[Poonocchio]

TERF Island, where are the death squads made up of middle aged lesbians I was promised?

 

[Neko GF]

 

[Pedophobe]

This shouldn't need to be said, but DO. NOT. SEDUCE. THE. COW.

Don't let everyone shitting on you for being a creepy degenerate simp get you down.

I don't believe he has a heat addiction.

 

[Rotollo 2]

We can sense lolcow meltdown much the same way buzzards sense death.

 

[Gog & Magog]

maybe I'm just a delusional retard

 

[Xarpho's Return]

FWIW I‘ve put it up multiple ppls asses without them having an enema (heat of the moment kinda thing) and it never really went badly, but you never know. It’s basically Russian roulette if you’re not properly prepped.

What was the context again

 

[Gentlebastard]

the guy in the used $20000 porsche cayman is at least getting some ass, you know how many chicks are impressed by your bing-bing wahoo collection? less than zero, and no trannies don't count.

I can't make heads or tails of it but wish the best of luck to any who try

I’m going to take a nicotine pouch and get some coffee and I’m going to use as much brain power as I can to understand this. I will learn troonspeak to crack this code

Remember when you actually had to be literate to call yourself a writer?

if you actually read LotR you realize that so many of the explicit themes, let along the underlying deeper works, are exceptionally powerfully anti-fat faggots with bitch tits

So I tried the AI image to gif generator fatrick was sneering about on the classic dicksuckin-lips image of the pig and....im not sure that was a wise move


EDIT: HAHAHAHGHAHAAHBNAHAHHAZHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH I JUST FUCKIN REALISED IT AUTOMATICALLY GENERATED BITCHTITS ON HIM HOLY JESUS I CANT SNEED

My sides are officially split and I literally can't even.

This is a good development, actually (good as in going from "drowning in shit" to "swimming in shit")

>i went to the buttsex bar and ended up getting buttsex!
>how could this happen to meeeeee?

If you post more than 10 times about another man's physical body that means you want to fuck him.

Well I have not exactly been fucking coy about it have I?

This fat retard is such a fat fucking retard, holy shit

I’ve seen some seriously fucked up shit on this website but these have unnerved me in a way that language is not capable of expressing.

Oh god not another British tranny. TERF Island, where are the death squads made up of middle aged lesbians I was promised?

Just throw paint filled water balloons at the periscope. That will disable the nuclear subs ICBMs.

"So..." Ian recrosses his legs twice while adding bubbles to his bubble pipe. The mid-tier guest is visibly uncomfortable. "What is the Jewish question anyways? No one will tell me."

Now there's a triumph of transhumanism. From man to Superman to cheap lookin' blow up sex doll. Much improvement on the human condition goin' on there.

 

[frozen_runner]

Someone explain to me why this is the fault of the Jews and justifies the Holocaust which never actually happened.

Do you really think a vagina is as sanitary as an anus?

We are reaching 1930s levels of Goyim Knowing.

Shut the hell up you mcnuggets-eating, diet coke-sipping, sportsball-worshipping, negress ass-kissing, couch-surfing, bar-crawling, honda-driving, 5G booster shot, city-slicking, rangers-supporting, clam chowder-guzzling, yank bastard nigger yank crypto-jew faggot new englander faggot nigger yank.

Don't you dare slander fried rattlesnake ever again, you uncultured philosemite.

I will not get in the pod
I will not eat the bugs
I will not drive an EV

... I might eat the snake.

No new banjo game announced(as expected)
time to get popcorn and watch the banjo subreddit seethe for a week

Well, you've heard of anti-racist baby. Now, get ready for RACIST BABY!

Do porn already you child eating, adrenochrome muncher.

Star Wars used to be shitty products aimed at boys, became shitty products aimed at minorities and women, and has ended up as shitty products aimed at loser nerds and liked by no one.

hahahhaaaaaaaaa
I am ruining starwars by not watching it and there is nothing you can do to stop me!
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I'm poor because money has a tremendous negative karmic value.

I'm not coping shut up.

Oiled and ready. Rock hard as a Flintstone. Kiwis are coming.

THIS IS SO HECKING VALID!

Don’t bring The Flintstones into your sick, twisted poonery.

Fuck that, I'll watch old.youtube.jizz and all the instances when the nitter-technology comes out, in 240p and garbled audio. It's gonna get fiendish, but I WILL GET MY DOPAMINE.

wait this black mans name is sarah?

Start fucking males.

Nigger bitchs in government are a recipe for disaster and tyranny

I hate this gay nigger country.

Looks like A&N (autists and niggers) are enjoying their day.

Why do you pretend to hate shitskins here and then go kissing up to that muslim gamedev in the off-topics game subforum? Fakeass racists like you give all us real racists a bad name.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

And there is not going to be any gang rape.

Explain why you're okay with real life rapefugees.

 

[BirdUp]

Nigger, PLEASE kill yourself.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

When it comes to fucking over the consumer they are honorary Jew-in-the-loos.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I didn't know Spain employed an Ancient Roman as a governor during the 90s.

I had a biopsy — they injected local anaesthetic into the tip of my penis and took a small sample of tissue for analysis. The procedure took about 20 minutes and was as awful as it sounds.

My favorite part is, after the biopsy showing it was an "aggressive, fast-growing cancer," the UK medical system scheduled his dick surgery for a month later.

anyway... wear barefoot shoes. align your spine, decompress your cervical column, clear your sinuses, escape the underpinning ideological constriction

Is it because I've drawn My Little Pony stuff? Is it because I've drawn anthro animals? Is it because I have a fursona? Is it because I like Barney? I haven't even watched Barney! Is it because I have a Reddit account with posts on it? Is it because I posted bait on uh... Let's see, r/transadorable and r/trans on my Reddit account? Is it because I drew a nazi cat? Is it because I depicted racial stereotypes of black people? Is it because I drew blackface?

I'm sure our Britbong kiwis will be delighted to learn that, nasty comments about "TERF Island" notwithstanding, Kevin's actually been an enthusiastic little Anglophile all this time.

I'm not a pedophile or a groomer. I am not trying to make any of you think you are transgender or gay. What generation are you from? I am generation Z since I was born in 2005. Yeah okay so maybe I masturbate sometimes, (not that I've posted about it) and that's not something I'm proud of but y'know if there's anything I take from you so far I'll remember to not masturbate.

So, are you Pro-Life, because the alternative is pro-death?

I don't think Norks ever pretended to not be racist

Go smoke more nigga. It gives you the power to fight with HHH

e're here to talk about lolcows. There's no way for you to make yourself the center of attention here without also becoming a l

Animals are the best people

 

[Sundae]

Josh wants to hot glue the Animal Crossing dog and she has been around for over a decade.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Presumably, there are plentiful areas scattered throughout your locale where Thoroughly Modern Millie does not blare from inaccessible speakers.