random_text.txt

[quaawaa]

Do you know how difficult it can be for women (with those chest appendages) to use a laptop on one's lap?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Scientists have carefully measured America's national cocksucking rate and the numbers are stable.

 

[Tablet County]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, I'm seriously gonna fuck a dude.

I will not eat the bugs I will not live in the pod I will not fuck a guy

I want to critique his choice of rope for when he steps off the stool. His choice in gun for suck starting. His terrible aim with a razor. His poor choice in pills to swallow. The car he hooks the garden hose to. I know he's going to fuck it up somehow, I'm tired of the suspense.

 

[glass_houses]

Falco suffers from dropsy and heart failure, she drops on her ass and doesn't have the heart to get back up.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

He's a piñata of hot takes, and his autism is like candy, to be enjoyed by us all. Let the smashing continue.

I am married to another man and somehow you are still a bigger faggot than I will ever be

I feel like I was rushed into taking a decision that I wasn’t really that informed about and now I’ve had no time to properly grieve the loss of my nips

Elizabeth is a straight woman. She has never faceplanted into a vagina in her life

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I hate to disappoint, but I am not JKR.

 

[Meat Target]

You're supposed to eat it, not fuck it. /obligatory

 

[Pedophobe]

(I have taken some liberties with Dante's text, though I think he would approve and regard me as his spiritual heir)

A gay op is probably coming.

I am constantly surprised by the community of knowledge and expertise shown here. Or maybe it is just the autism..

Remember to never give a Canadian the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The very idea that there is avocado toast somewhere they can’t get to scars them.

There's so much more but I didn't want to curse my computer more than I already have.

What do you do when you're having a bad day at work?
Think about your family?
Dream about retirement?
How about ranting to a customer that you're alone while transitioning, and deciding that you want to be a prostitute?

The composition of this picture is genuinely amazing. The hairless gorilla in the ill-fitting dress positioned on that bench like a dainty gorl in such a way that it accentuates his gut and moobs. The fact his wife has to stand so she's level with his sitting form, which emphazises how much smaller her head is. The natal woman's tiny little hand on the ogre's enormous front paw, highlighting the massive size difference even more. I couldn't make a less flattering picture of this dude if I tried. This should be framed.

I'd give Patrick credit for coining a new boneheaded hysterical political term, but I am sure he stole it from someone else.

I only look at this thread because I am hoping she will cry again.

The visible chest hair really says "woman"

In other words, scientists have carefully measured America's national cocksucking rate and the numbers are stable.

Elizabeth is a straight woman. She has never faceplanted into a vagina in her life

Is Jack unable to take a single picture of himself where he doesn't look like he is in various stages of sucking a dick?

I do not know a single normal, mentally balanced woman who would wear such a shirt; it'd be like a guy wearing a shirt that says 'RAPIST'.

tits in the apocalypse are just an inconvenience

These fucking texts have me giggling like a fucking idiot.

God I love these

 

[Rotollo 2]

If the bussy theory ends up being true I want to congratulate Mark for fighting against stereotypes by being a scot addicted to man ass instead of heroin.

 

[not william stenchever]

only for him to try to compensate you with some coked out homewrecker strange.

 

[Meat Target]

I am once again asking that the vtuber thread be burned to the fucking ground.

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Salmonella's no big deal you fags are just being precious.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

sucking fag dick for cock

 

[KittyGremlin]

"I don't want any drama" and other lies women tell themselves

Guys... I think we all have had someone tell this to us more times than we can count.

 

[Poonocchio]

Another rapper has fallen victim to the glock of Damocles and has been sent to the farm upstate.

 

[Tablet County]

Please don't touch my Starcraft 2 Account. I just hit Gold.

Technically by killing the giga fag or you inherit his position as head fag

Also now that my tempban from the Salon is up I can finally post these quotes:

Regarding that second clip i find it extremely hilarious that her haircut was fucked up even back then. Looks alright on first glance but nah, she and hair styling have been enemies since ancient times.

they failed to escape the cycle of TranSara and assumed the lack of tits on their revolting presence was the problem.

Laughing at incels and liking titties are not mutually exclusive lol

The male loneliness epidemic has an easy solution: Kill yourself.

Greetings,
I am a youtuber best known for saying niggerfaggot and eating vomit.

Would you like to come on my channel and explain why your beloved family member yeeted themselves into a plane turbine?

Tfw overdosing on fentanyl (blackpill retardation) in clownworld normgroid society (people going about their day)

 

[DumbDude43]

I was the youngest boy with mostly girls. They used the girls to abuse me but at the time to be honest I liked the abuse because it felt good.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

That would be pretty fucked up to troll about being abused. I mean damn! 100% truth.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Don't get your hopes up. This is a study about attaching vibrators to lab mice.

 

[Tablet County]

The fuck, leave mice dicks alone you pervs.