random_text.txt

[Markass the Worst]

Keep my name out of your mouth you filthy, inbred, low IQ degenerate. Fuck you and your little circlejerk ragtag group of people.

 

[DumbDude43]

please tell me how liking sapient Equines in the MLP:FiM's show style, ones that are CLEARLY NOT related to IRL Earth horses, ones that can clearly speak English, have jobs, have a lifestyle, is the exact same as zoophilia. I'm giving you the opportunity to tell me how exactly that equates to zoophilia. Do I need to bring out the Harkness Test?

 

[Rotollo 2]

Markus, in his private life couldn’t give up the sweet stench of bussy and kept going out for it.

 

[Tablet County]

Your bounty hunter contact would go on a tirade about how he watched somebody's suit rupture in zero G and have their intestines pulled out their asshole in a disgusting display of space sodomy and all the faggots on Twitter would have a heart attack.

 

[DumbDude43]

You are gay, presumably french (therefore double-gay) and apparently arguing with someone you mistakenly believe to be a cuckold.

It's okay, Markus. It's neither gay nor french to cry.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

This is so outlandish I need someone with a BIG wrinkled brain to tell me if it's true and honest or just a work

Can you faggots just give the metrics in nigger cocks? My fellow amerimutts are getting confused

Nick, Kayla, and Drexel all come from generational Satanic families.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Women soldiers could be very useful against the likes of Isis as biological smart bombs

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Fucking niggers is disgusting and a thread full of nigger fucking makes everyone reading it a nigger faggot.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They're cute in design, sure, but what makes a man want to actually masturbate to that?

 

[Positron]

 

[Point 707]

I mean I've technically eaten road kill, but only deer that have been hit within hours añd haven't even gotten cold.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

That's an old joke and the answer is 'wipe your dick on her teddy bear'.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Billy Hatcher is such a huge faggot. He has got to have donated tens of thousands of dollars to Coomalot.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I'm sure these conversations will create many fond memories that you can look back on in the future

Who the fuck says "Birthday day"

 

[BirdUp]

You and I are both zoophiles, motherfucker, stop playing coy and admit it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This dude has worms or something (best case scenario)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I like a thick booty, what can I say?

 

[Pedophobe]

I have the power of God, anime AND horsepussy on my side.

 

[DumbDude43]

She also manages to seduce the minotaur more effectively thanks to her knowledge of horoscopes.

 

[shameful existence]

I'm going to wait for her to lean back and relax... We just need to figure out how many microphones she is across.