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[Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus]

God loves us, and wants us to laugh. That's why he's turned control over our country, politics, and society to clowns.

 

[Tablet County]

1,300 page follow-up, Paulyfrog is not married. Paulyfrog will never get married, as he is a coward's coward. Paulyfrog can only brown-nose, quit, scream, and has no spine. Paulyfrog was slain by Ethan Ralph; he is intersex and has a pussy.

Never ask an online white supremacist what color his girlfriend is.

joke's on you, idiot, I'm renouncing my American citizenship and moving to the PONYDOME

fucking ban opinion articles ive never wanted to hear ur opinion

 

[internet friend]

Twitch is probably fine with executing Destiny, they just don't want his screams of agony to be aired on their platform

 

[Croaking Spider]

Wait, there's actually a place in China called "chong ching?"

Lmao

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I loved the N64, and I am a Real American.

 

[The Ugly One]

the thought of not being a post-op troon whose crotch is rotting away lifted my spirit a bit

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Our new "No-Kill Homeless Shelter" has lots of people asking questions that the sign already answers.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I just want an Office of Hobo Sorting.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This delivered so much more than I ever could have imagined and I hope he continues to do whatever the fuck this is.

 

[Tablet County]

He didn't just tempt fate, he waved his bare ass in front of it, calling it a faggot.

Rekieta did, in fact, get his snake worked on.

Please stop using those words in that order, it makes me feel ill.

 

[Sillyclown]

changed fans are the root of all evil and must be exterminated without mercy

 

[Gentlebastard]

I learned a lot about corncrete, Chinese building techniques and ground infiltration.

Wait, there's actually a place in China called "chong ching?"

Lmao

They're great at shooting themselves in the foot, we don't need to waste our own nice bullets

No matter how retarded I think he is he finds a way to double down.

F is for fistula inside your piss tube,
U is for urinary tract infection,
N is for necrosis at anytime at all!!!

when you're a post op trannie!♫

I haven’t combed through the whole thing, but there are some really retarded takes here.

It does not matter how innocuous a subreddit sounds, it withholds manmade horrors.

Yes, I did drug and rape that man... but did you ever consider what I was going through when I did it???

I've been around a few porn-adjacent communities and I can see how a kissless straight dude ends up riding plastic horse dicks in stockings

Slight PL but I would like to clarify that I was a fan of the band in the time before clown world and I don't have HIV.

I don't think he's autistic, just a stupid asshole.

Instructions unclear, I sunk a boat full of refugees

Thank god she didn’t say the common English idiom of, Kill yourself faggot, that would have led to a horrible misunderstanding!

The moral of the story is don't let insane people define the language.

Jack needs two kitchens so he can eat before he eats, STUPID.

Imagine being this miserable with your life because you're a gay faggot who takes it up the ass because your brain is rotted by politics.

Unfortunately I think we are dealing with an actual retard here.

the answer to "what the fuck is wrong with the old thing" is simply that it's not new enough for the fuckwit who has too much control over your endeavor.

This is the most ill-judged TikTok I’ve ever seen, and I’m including the ones where someone falls off a cliff.

Crippled and blinded by gluttony so his only option is to watch Chicom video crack all day everyday. He literally can't do anything else, he can't go out for a walk, or garden, or even mow his lawn.

Just eating whole rotisserie chickens in the middle of nowhere while waiting to die. What a life.

*Rick writes an impassioned screed about the most important election ever*: 19 likes, 3 pity shares
"Watch me put this three-headed dragon dildo up my ass. World revolution now!": 36,912 likes

“Community person” lmao. I’m going to have to hang on to that one.

Its much nicer than "village bicycle."

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

yeah spotting rape in Alien is easier than spotting the alien in Alien

enjoy your hands smelling like you just had a date with Mary Jane Rottencrotch for the next few days i guess

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Sub 5 beta male cuck subhuman fallmaxxes on the floor

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

*A dozen kiwis on X right now waiting for the next xoink*

 

[Drip Torch]

Ahm a good nigger on dis heah Kiwi Fams Plantation. Ah aluuz use thumbnails, lor' bless me if ah doan.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Unfortunately for him he's still very, very dumb.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Great, now my piece of shit phone lags on every page load because it has to render all those effects. Thank you Josh.

 

[Pedophobe]

Face-blind autists need to prove they are able to create a 3d model of a person in their mind and rotate it before being allowed to comment on who people in photos are.

 

[Archie Bunker]

"It's Joever," I told the cashier as he rang my jorts through. ($19.99, what a
deal!) "What is?" he asked. I didn't know what answer to give.”