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[Slideshow Bill]

He died how he lived. Pure cancer.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I, for one, am enjoying a cup of cafe bustelo right now, brewed strong, with a pinch of sea salt, and blacker than Old Coalie's ass.

Clickbaiting faggots deserve to be raped by packs of feral niggers

Half of us are retards and the other half are autistic. Please explain for those of us who can't be arsed to parse legalese.

Please read the fucking room, I'm begging you.

Half of you niggas clearly don't know how to think like a criminal and it shows.

No. I'd rather fuck an electrical socket.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Tampons are not just for women. They are also for regular guys.... like me. And for the record I don't like to have sex with other men, but there would totally be nothing wrong with it if I did."

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

best known for his obsession with children's underwear

 

[cherrysour]

I now drive a Toyota, and people flip me off for Pearl Harbor. And anime.

"My retarded kids are why I have to do shit, and if it weren't for that I'd be able to sit on my ass playing Skyrim 14 hours a day buck naked."

a man wearing a ridiculous frilly dress is funny

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

That girl who flashed her tits in that teen comedy movie died? Well that's going to be a guilty fap from now on..

Do you like your lolis with or without arms? Because there is a right answer.

 

[Gog & Magog]

When I was five years old, I accidentally killed my sister’s fish by flushing it down the toilet. She told me that because I flushed it, it would turn into a mutant creature that would come back to eat me. I was so scared that I avoided the bathroom for days.
My dad got mad at my sister for saying that, so she later came to me and said that she went to find it and killed it for me.

I don't know if this counts as believable. But someone once told me when I was a kid that Colonel Sanders was a Colonel in the Civil War.

On the side of the Confederacy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Instead, you made it your retarded crusade to go after a fat, cheese-loving man because his funny bird website made your buddies look bad.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

If you do it to me, I'll send the White Army to your house nigger, try me!

 

[CallmeCicada]

Reddit supports the continue harassment of innocent child predators LGTV+ people

 

[Spud]

Still, until I can fit my home with automated popup 20mm autocannons we won't truly be free.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I love gaslighting people about trivial stuff you could easily look up, because most people never look it up and will just spread dumb shit just because they were told it was true, and I find that hilarious.

you should be absolutely sure (then you would know you're wrong)

Holy moly, never mind keep getting that bread king*.
*Unless you groom kids that ain't cool dawg.

This guy really needs to log off the internet, or life. His choice.

He would've make a funny school shooter. Possibly not a successful one, but sure as hell funny.

Maybe some third-rate content creator will even make a video delving into you as a part of the "mysteries of the internet" type of format, thus allowing the future generations to marvel at your retardation while they eat their meals, use the bathroom, go on their commutes, or just out of sheer boredom on a slow day.

I bought all my stocks early on this nigger, and I'm not letting go until I see his face on a Turkey Tom thumbnail.

imagine if dsp outlives farms

 

[LiquidKid]

Reddit is laughing at us right now, I just know it.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

It's nice to know my extremely bigoted beliefs about BPD women are correct, even if they're just from personal experience. Informative!

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/639977

Holy shit. I am tired of accidentally thinking I am you

 

[Oliver Onions]

Give me normal ratings instead of throwing hats and trashcans at me.

(Context: User is quoting a lolcow's off-site manifesto)

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"She hogen on my dorp til all her arms and legs fall off."

 

[The Spoils of War]

In the comments there's a guy with Sailor Moon in front of the Confederate flag for their avatar.

Off topic slightly but a friend of mine at school used to tell people he would “beat the shit into them”.

 

[Gentlebastard]

That's not what I meant. But, thanks, that's horrifying.

Her opinion is informed by gay manhwa, shota anime and Stray Kids fanfiction therefore she says the truth.

 

[NoReturn]

Destiny can probably gish gallop and out argue us all on a condensed live streamed debate. But I am not a degenerate coomer, nor am I stupid enough to film people without consent and share it with a twitter thot promoting an Onlyfans.

 

[Crex Crex]

Women writing male gay sex smut is always the perfect rebuttal to every feminist who chides men for not knowing the intricacies of how many different holes women have in their genitals.

At least men don't think gay assholes get dripping wet like pussies

New fetish genre: Swamp Ass

Thanks women

Today might be a good day to kill myself.