random_text.txt

[Schizoid Wife]

i have done no bathtub abuse
please stop falsely accusing me of these things

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Who the Fuck is Allah?

Girl put your pussy away, this is an airport

 

[Law]

I do think BAP presents a sexy vision.

 

[Laburnum]

The fact they have developed an under caste of labour trannies who live in a schizo built favela will never not be the funniest shit ever.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I know they're raping me. I feel it in my anus and my legs

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, DO YOU WANT TO LOOK INTO MY EYES, DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A ROMANTIC DINNER WITH ME

 

[Tari]

[20:48]HolyCheeseduck: But what if I, a Stalker Child want to enjoy prison?

 

[Chandelier]

You could make a game show out of every time a pooner asks on r/topsurgery: Is Something Wrong With My Nipples? If they are black and crispy like a potato chip victimized by a flamethrower, I think it's safe to say yes.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

INTERSEXIER THAN THOU THOUGHT POLICE

 

[mindlessobserver]

That Harley Quinn fart comic came out.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

all kinds of cat paraphernalia in her office (including mugs - which she has NEVER peed in)

 

[Tablet County]

It's true, every time someone kills me with a cruise missile, I fantasize about having gay sex, which proves that the guy who called in the cruise missile is gay.

I get it man, life's like that sometimes.
(I don't get it, life isn't like that)

Beautiful stickers. Tremendous. The best stickers. You wouldn’t even believe it.

 

[DickMain]

If you're that much of a retard that you didn't recognize his art style in the porn and see him DFE when we started talking about it in the thread, that's on you.

stop Necromancing my thread

 

[Aunt Carol]

Storage containers, motherfucker. Ever heard of them?

"Well, I need to give the rest of my queer Jewish commune a week's notice before I let you come walk with me and my flat-headed baby daughter, it's really important to my wife and her husband and my wife's boyfriends."

Shit, sorry, we’re supposed to spoiler nudes.

 

[DickMain]

What a stupid fucking opinion he has

YIFF in Hell Rekieta

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but, "I wrote a suicide note" is white-girl-speak for "I am entering doggy cock withdrawal and crave big knotty cocks inside of me.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I'll take "Niggers" for five hundred, Alex.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I’ve been thinking about this... ...Do we think we’ll get unprompted tit pics?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

It's called "levelling up" Law & Order SVU did a whole episode on it

Pooner Peyronie's

I'm not the same person I was 66 seconds ago

You think your doing coke, nope it's angle dust.

 

[the rat]

Manic prostitute
Awful tattoos; no talent
The cuckold: silent

 

[Oliver Onions]

I hope we get footage of him twerking in the cabbage mines.