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[Aunt Carol]

ok i don't know what i was thinking when i posted this, this was genuinely retarded

Every time I see a goth troon I think of you now.

Fake wedding documents aren't public records.

Sam isn’t some college-age hunk, he’s a schlub with zero career prospects and a need for medicated shampoo.

 

[Tablet County]

Strap me to a rocket and launch me at anyone who wants to censor. I'm ready.

You could spend years of your life learning about different histories and cultures to better be racist against them and you'll end up getting out performed by some uneducated soy drinking libtard. They ruined racism.

*Old Man kiwi throws trash cans at Nurses to rate them dumb*

People spend billions of dollars for nitrogen fertilizer in the form of urea.... But if I piss on the floor while yelling that I'm vegan I get banned from Easter .

 

[Meat Target]

What's a little wire fraud among friends?

 

[Tablet County]

Thank God they don't allow Disastrous Mattressess

 

[Gentlebastard]

So long as its done non-consensually for the strict purposes of domination and humiliation then it aint gay no matter how much I squeal with girlish delight while rawdogging a sobbing fatrick in a mating press.

If it worked for the Romans it will work for me.

Using the site on days like these is always a treat, just like walking through a construction site.

Hell, the foreman even calls you slurs if you annoy him too much, just like real life.

Using the site on days like these is always a treat, just like walking through a construction site.

Do you have a timestamp for the botching in question, or is it just the entire video?

Edit: Oh no. I can tell a couple minutes in that it’s just the entire video

I hope the wife (the actual woman) dumps his ass and finds a real man who will wash the dishes and shag her senseless. Run, lady. Run fast, run far

This looks like one of those simulated stroke images. My wife is in the middle of cooking dinner and I'm no longer hungry after googling this for you.

There are isolated tribes that understand biology better than these fuckwits because they understand and accept “penis in vagina -> baby out of vagina nine months later,” or “two dicks touching -> no baby.”

I associate Asian women with the antagonist in horror films. I literally screamed when one came up to me at a job I had. They're so scary.

 

[Tablet County]

'Deferred parody of consent'

That has to be one of the rapiest statements i've ever heard come out of someones mouth.

EOD guys on the compound I was on for most of my deployment had beards,in western Iraq. Dudes never interacted with locals and did very little in general but they rocked beards.

I'm Commander Shepard and this is the best thread on the Citadel.

I really need to thank Karl Yobst for shiting himself

You can see it in her OF leaks. They look like ISIS hostage pics.

 

[Breadbear]

My boobs naturally divide…? As opposed to what exactly? A large monoboob structure?

 

[Meat Target]

No offense meant to the artists, but I'm a bit tired of "FAT CUNT" permanently affixed to the background.

 

[CaddestSlown]

"DO IT FOR THE VIIIIINE!"
hungry lathe noises
"YOOLOOOO"
hungry lathe noises

It's better than AM radio!

 

[JustSomeDong]

Oh, how many neg stickers did you give me before that? At least I didn’t cry in public about it

 

[Dr. Butt]

Did you list us in order of how attractive we are or how good we are at doxing bc either way somebody's taking offence at this.

 

[Crex Crex]

Despite the mother issues, I think Null will go to his grave before he admits that he's gay.

People spend billions of dollars for nitrogen fertilizer in the form of urea.... But if I piss on the floor while yelling that I'm vegan I get banned from Easter .

You’ll probably cure cancer before curing the male piss problem.

I think all women are equally fat and retarded

Comments like that one actually make me want to haterape one of these redditors. I would lock a redditor in a chastity cage, throw the key away and then force them to watch interracial porn, so that their cock would try to grow erect in the cage and felt excruciating pain. Then I would forcefully push a Bad Dragon horse dildo into the redditor and overwrite every ounce of their leftover masculinity, brainwashing them into a hungry anal cockslut. Then I would force the redditor to wear comically undersized female lingerie and invite a pack of sexually frustrated niggers to take out their frustrations. Then I would collect money from the satisfied niggers, put a buttplug inside the redditor and force them to attend an MRI scan. I can only hope this will happen to every one of these smug redditors.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

-Be me.
-Be mormon.
-Be fifty.
-Be fat.
-Be Welper's uncle.
-Le little rascal posts my hand on some new zealand farming website.
-Some transvestite yells at me for being a kiwinazi.
-Be excommunicated from your local mormon barn building circle.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Hey Kiwi Farms, Trash Boat is Back!

 

[Aunt Carol]

If I got my genitals blown off by a landmine or something I'd probably become a raging autist Lego or Warhammer enthusiast.

 

[neger psykolog]

 

[DickMain]

why even jerk off to fucking lego out of all things though

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

This thread has some of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen posting on the internet.

 

[SofondaCox]

@HeyRosalina

You murdered the only person who signed your yearbook?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Just speculation but: I wonder if the surgeons tell them they can "size up" over time as the skin stretches. Kind of like when people stretch earlobes. Iirc we've seen larger labia-ball implants start to reject, so I wouldn't be surprised if these butchers were like "lol yeah we'll start small, then come in and pay for another faux nutsack stretch-sesh in 6 months. We'll pop the next size of neuticles right in there, no prob." But maybe many pooners die/detrans/crotch falls off before they can ever labiamaxx to true and honest ballsack size