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[Aunt Carol]

Somewhere between a camel toe and a moose knuckle lies the truth.

p sure this is from the intro to The Twilight Zone

 

[JustSomeDong]

Just how many penises do you have? Actually, never mind. Don't answer that; this the wrong thread for it.

 

[Rotollo 2]

GET HIM JEW, GET HIM SQUASH THAT ROACH.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

i am proudly retarded, i dont want them to delete anything

 

[Rotollo 2]

Hasan: "I CAN'T INVENT RAPES"

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Jesus, son of the Lord our God would not react; nor wouldeth he - Ney, he would with mercy onto us, his flock only dispeseth and s, with generous abandon: for he is wise and righteous."
-Joshua, 9:11.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Why the fuck would you piss on your computer like that? What the hell is wrong with you?

you never pissed on your computer?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

How are you able to type when you have Hasans cock and balls in your mouth obstructing your view

ETHAN WHO WOULD WIN 29 ANNE FRANKS OR THE USS LIBERTY?!

 

[Rotollo 2]

LOLOLOLOLOL Ethan: "It's 5 o' clock, and I have a family and wife to go home too. You got your race car bed"

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

She's going in the jar.

 

[Lokenstien]

apparently me not wanting to call a 5 year old a nigger makes me a nazi

 

[30+GameOvers]

soul-eating stare with the teeth of a demon's
Par for the course for a Jew.

 

[Tablet County]

Are you the guy I constantly argue with who calls me a jeet because I have a nice PC, and swears white men are on 560Tis?

Or are you the one who calls me a jew for spending money, while you're the gentile who invented copper wire by fighting with another gentile over a penny?

The raped man in the wrong thread can make all the lulz in the world.

HEIL, LION OF JUDAH.

THE LION RAPES THE SMALL-HEADED DOG.

 

[Harm]

Imagine losing so hard that not only did you lose, and get completely assraped, and the judge in your case openly fucking loathed you, to the point even the people who used to support you immediately abandoned you and went to eat wings at the restaurant of the guy who assraped you, and the guy who sells the hot sauce went viral.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I guess it's almost like a superpower that he looks SO turbo-jewy that nobody can so much as show his picture without Jonathan Greenblatt getting involved.

 

[Tablet County]

Every take I’ve ever seen from this guy on Twitter has been both against my will and absolute dogshit.

What if Anne Frank was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the hyperbolic gas chamber for 10000 years?

This is why you don't get a gay muslim communist to do a straight white nazi's job.

Ethan what if tiny little clones of Anne Frank and Nelson Mandela went to Australia.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Jeff parted my bussy and as he thrust into me, bottoming out on first try, my body quaking with need, he leaned in, wrapping his fingers around my throat to pull my ear to his mouth where he whispered "The Louisiana Purchase was the acquisition of territory by the United States from France in 1803."

 

[Overly Serious]

Science matches data, as new data comes in, it changes. A better map doesn't change the land it just shows you what was already there, better

 

[Big Nasty]

shits himself and doesn't give a shit

 

[Rotollo 2]

It seemed all but impossible until Anne Frank entered the conversation