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I'll see if I can get a refund in that case, I live in my partners basement and they recently started charging me rent, I could barely afford the tickets to begin with
From a Discord message, but funny
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The accent and seasoning obsession makes me wonder if he was possessed by the ghost of a field slave.

:story: HE KEPT THE FUCKING FEDORA AND JUST ADDED PIGTAILS
Give this guy the Nobel prize in AGP.

When I was in geography class in high school I was really enamored with China, the pictures of the architecture and stuff in the textbook were really beautiful. I was prepared to learn more about their culture and become a Chinaboo until I heard Mandarin being spoken for the first time, and then I found it all much less appealing.

How in the hell am I going to explain to my girlfriend what I am watching?
Tell her it's interracial amputee porn. Less embarrassing than the truth.

That picture of him with the mustard drizzles is haunting me.

You wanna know how I got these jowls?

Is that a shit mark of a shoeprint on the doorframe?

This is a level of autism I never thought possible. 330 pounds. He weighs more than a GBU-39 SDB 250 pound bomb, the smallest air dropped bomb in US inventory. Absolute fucking chonker.
 
You’re the real MVP, I got halfway through the porn post yesterday and gave up.

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“Why can’t we act more like the real women?”
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I forgot to highlight the middle one but they’re so dramatic. Genocide detected!
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Almost feel bad for the ones who can keep that creepy shit to themselves.
Almost, I’m not crazy.
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I don’t self-identify as a fascist but my hate for trans women increased by over 9,000% after lurking on MTF for a while. MTF is at least 41% of the reason y’all are losing your discount titty skittles, I guarantee it.
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“No shoes, no shirt, no service”
“No thx I’d rather die”
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It doesn’t matter now, true.
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If they can’t find nasty posts on MTF they’re either a) dead inside gooners and numb to it all or b) fucking lying liars who lie. Nice to see them Reddit-lawyering their own kind.
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As cool as a trans person can be.
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Good luck guys
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Where does this “it doesn’t matter how we look or act” activism come from? It’s fucking retarded. Those are the few things you actually can control, and with everyone having a recording studio in their pockets at all times, it’s important as fuck.
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Befriend women. Respect women. Roundhouse kick women friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into a woman's mouth. Love thy neighbor. Share some food with a women. Launch women into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat women like human beings. Warn women not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with women. Watch TV and play video games with women. Invite women to parties. Report women to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop misogynistic stereotypes in half. Give up your seat for pregnant women. Free women from quicksand. Appreciate women. Create women history month. Eat with women. Dance with women with steel-toed boots. Cremate women in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify women. Equal rights for women. Collect womens garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct women with a ray gun. Help old women cross the road. Admire women. Slice misogyny with a katana.
 
when Toji was temp-banned, Zoey's salmon was on his plate, he called out; "I can't eat, I can't eat!". Human beings around the farms' broke down, why? Because when we imagine it we think that this person had to eat Zoey's salmon on his plate! And for day after day after day after minute, 7 day he is calling out! "I can't eat, I can't eat!". HOOWWW ABAAWT WHEN FOR OVER AN HOUR YOU CALL OUT "I AM HUNGRY, I AM HUNGRY! IS THERE ANYONE TO SATE MY HUNGER?"
Toji had Zoey's salmon on his plate and it hurt him, he was not able to recover. I ask you all of my dear brothers and sisters, a SALMON ON THE PLATE A ZOEY COOKING DISASTER ON THE STOVE A BATHTUB COOKING IN THE BATHROOM AN UNDERCOOKED DISH ON BOTH OF THE TABLES
OP I don't know how you did it, but you managed to make liking women gay.
 
Feels like a scene from idiocracy.

OP is like your high-school ex that ditched you for the star of the football team who was heading to the NFL but the dream died after a knee injury and they now spend their time raising two bastard children on a Workman's Comp income after gaining 85 pounds and messaging you on Facebook desperate for you to take them back.

Based or cringe? I’m going with cringe.
 
I'm sorry ma'am, but you won't be able to castrate your children for social media attention anymore -
they're not gay, they're just retarded.

"Oi, I think I wanna cut me tallywhacker off an' wear me mum's knickers."

NHS: "Yer jus' a spaz, mate."

How do you get more raped than this?

Mrs. and Mr. Jomha have entered the fuhrer bunker.

Lol, the wording implies that it would be by himself. Just the idea of this trashy sexless husband and wife with no friends photographing each other's OnlyFans in separate rooms in their own house is making brain matter shoot out from my ears.

Telling 14 year old girls to put ice cubes up their vagina really does make a mf lose 100 pounds.

Even if you're having a shit day, chin up! Remember, at least you're not one of the Jomhas.

Sources cited: gut feeling, intuition, primal instinct

Squat weight, bitch
Post cookies, bitch
CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING DISCORD, BITCH!!

OH NO! How could a pedo weeb sex pest have possibly gotten in and become a Janny? We will never know...

I love women but I do NOT want to see Anisa's butthole.

Well, if the idea of a badly married, baldly dressed, badly tattooed imbecile with hair that looks like it was cut in a meat grinder exposing herself in a sleazy public bathroom satisfies your curiosity, I can find the post of it.

Can't have shit in Detroit. Not even goofy words.

>sado-masochist
So she would've been stoned to death for being a whore and she would have loved it?

I pray to God that when Ian finally kills himself, he does it on camera. I'd pay good money to see him shit himself upon death as he stains the wall with chunks of what little brain he has and his AIDS riddled blood.

Apparently her butthole is already out there, but no one's posted it here.

Imagine having such a butthole that no one even wishes to see it despite what's out there already.

Who the fuck only makes two cookies??

When did the internet left become just a bunch of atheist Jews and atheist Muslims flinging shit at each other over a war thousands of miles away?

This would be surprising if it weren't so typical.

"You couldn't possibly expect me to sweep up Wikipedia for free without first mentioning my devotion to the great state of Kentucky, right? I simply MUST talk about Kentucky. I'm from Kentucky btw (that's where the Kentucky derby takes place!).
Did someone say chicken? How quaint. A true Kentuckian such as myself regards Kentucky Fried Chicken as a mid-tier chicken at best.
My interests, you say? I'll give you one guess."

"Milk and Cookies" is the title of this chapter in the book they'll write about the Jomhas

A Redditor who won't admit he's a Redditor VS An empty carton of eggs
What riveting drama

Ngl, Razorfist looks almost exactly like this guy I knew like 15 years ago who brought one of his female friends to this porn studio in an attempt to get into the industry but they told him his dick was too small so instead of just leaving, he threw a shitfit and had to be physically removed from the property.

Razorfist talks fast, has hyper autism and jerks off on camera. Styx talks sluggish, has slow autism and gropes people on camera

Someone please decapitate this retard

Save the planet, genocide trannies

Multiple pages with no collegiate level dissertations from Lord Imperator? We are so back.

Every new jannie phonebook is more horrifying than the last, excellent work.

still better looking than ms amhole and her neocunt full of optimus primes

Kev’s amhole isn’t full of transformer toys.

Well, I’ve run out of time to edit it, but apparently Ryan does not fuck kids.

My 👏 gender 👏 is 👏 not 👏 your 👏 costume. "Masc mode?" You need to be in take your meds mode.
 
"Hey guys don't share selfies here, we're being spied on by parasocial kiwifarms stalkers. I'm from Kentucky, by the way."

This personal lolcow of mine dated my mother for several months, so excuse me if I'm a bit vague in my details.

>Waved a Chainsaw around while screaming "Chainsaw" like he is a badass.

Doug Stanhope was in his 50s before he met his first black person. thats how lucky liberals got to be in life.

He one time told me that I stole magic out of children's lives.

And tbh I'm not too active these days since I got banned from the politics thread for daring to question Todd Howard.

I think people are reading way too much into if the Kino Casino should attack Israel or not.
 
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