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[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Nigger is using roblox as an offshore bank account

 

[Tablet County]

I like that the two posters above me are both cute little bug themed. I love cute little bugs.

Sorry for my Tardski hatred and seething everyone, but he blocked me on Twitter, so this is my only outlet to hate on him.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

You are completely fucking retarded if you do not understand why I want to give money to white women calling somalian rapist immigrants niggers

 

[vomitusdeux]

there are people afraid of the playstation startup sound.

That goddamn Satellite Man is making him autistic and incontinent

"I get dysphoric when my pregnancy is very noticeable because people will realize I'm actually a woman" then why the fuck did you get pregnant?

I care more about getting paid to translate loli porn than I do about my kiwifarms account

No stalker child, I did not fart in my wife's vagina, it was actually my headmate.

Another day, another shitty drawing of sonic with zipper tits.

What the heck are violent words?

Look dead serious in my eyes and tell me furries are not future of the industry

Never ask a transphobe what gender his boyfriend is.

I DO NOT DRINK DISHSOAP

Going in to your mother is def a trans experience.

I see no lol in the cow, kill yourself. now.

I enjoy watching an aging twink turn into the balding fat man he was always meant to be.

Since you and Keffals share the same air in the world there is a possibility that Keffals has inhaled your exhaled calories.

Thalmor agents glow in the dark, I run them over with my cart

My thick trans farting mommy dommy oshi…

That's what yall get talking to someone that pretends to have a pussy on the internet tbh

No, I do not count being molested as losing your virginity.

graeme is the gift that keeps on giving
please stop giving

Piss is wet, dogs bark, and brother, these retards will slup that piss instead of doing something productive,

A gay Nazi nigger? Did I miss anything? Also bipolar fish.

Silly goose, she was obviously fishing for updoots from the nurse!

No more welfare for you, waitress nigger.

she's a lesbian woman coming to the gay bathhouse to have lesbian sex.

Ummm sweetie, how am I supposed to get my hekkin validating and wholesome chungus girl boners if I remove my penis?

Today I learned a new word. That word is "Gock". Girl-cock = gock.

What gay man in the world would want those big hairy tits and womanly body? The whole deal is that they're men who like cock and butthole. These bitches probably look like the Venus of Willendorf.

“as an autistic ABDL we do not accept Andrew as part of our community”.

Who offers his hand to shake and says "Friends?" after blowing his load over your face. I can't stop rolling about that

 

[Space Police]

using roblox as an offshore bank account

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Why would you spend tons of money to revive an extinct canid that died out a paltry 12.000 years ago when skeemniggers have revived creatures from the Permian in their backyard using only dog cum?

I ate 300mg of edibles last time, and it made the music at a 4/20 event sort of tolerable, and the tacos amazing, so mission accomplished.

"Man that really sucked and I ended up in the ER last time... Oh well down it goes."

This is what jews actually believe. Though I think Orko is playing the long game to bring the whole rotten frankist edifice down. Cringer/battle cat is obviously the anglo-american golem. The Saudi royal family are crypto jews so it all plays out

And biological women.
Yes I do know they are the only kind of women there are.

 

[Spud]

as a nonhwhite myself. I do get fatigued when I see too many of them.

 

[Wright]

My interest in BLACKED is ironic though.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Niggers of any age should be beaten to death for getting too close to humans, segregation needs to make a big time comeback. Make lynching great again.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Goddamnit, I feel the need for 2000’s era flashing, glittery, 3D style letters that scroll across the screen and spell out RETARD.

 

[Overly Serious]

Went to Waitrose for lunch. I sneered at poor people when I left. It felt pretty good.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The Troon Wars have really opened my eyes to the unspeakable lengths men will go to for their fetishes.

We might be weirdos and internet malcontents but we're educated and informed weirdos and internet malcontents with wide ranging interests and knowledge.

"OMG did they neglect 200 alpacas to death while hanging out with fucking Keffals? I guess I'm lucky all I got was SA and regrets."

His earlobe has its own gunt.

I'm saddened to say I've used "these are your delusions again" in real world conversations.

I always find it funny when these people are scared of lurking here.

What are you afraid of? That merely reading our words and the actions of these people will convince you that we might be right about them? If hearing the opinions of another person can shatter the beliefs other have instilled into you, that says more about those sheltering you than it does us.

he would fall victim to the classic scam where the Thai hooker calls you a couple months after, claiming you impregnated her and trying to blackmail you. Sharper Western minds (and cocks) have fallen for that one.

This is the kind of absolute autism that glues me to this site.

I am not archiving because he does not deserve the bandwith.

Like ive said many times, Ive been wrong before and ill be wrong again.

An impressively rapey sticker.

Have you ever had to figure out the logistics of sitting on the crapper with explosive diarrhea while also vomiting in a wastebasket at the same time?

You people are suspiciously familiar with Thai ladyboys.

His home bedroom can be easily identified by the stacks of unsold books and random buckets of margarine lying around.

no amount of cock will ever fill the void in their soul

 

[Tablet County]

He also trooned out, then became an anti-troon chud, then trooned out again.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

They also encourage terrorism and mass shootings such as The September 11 Attacks and The Columbine Shootings which it's perpetrators are also involved in Proto-Lolcow culture prior to the formation of KiwiFarms which could mean 9/11 is the result of KiwiFarms.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

A lot of people said getting raped ruined their childhood. To that, I say....good. If rape was enough to ruin your childhood, I'm glad it ruined it, because, sometimes, in order to build something new, you need to knock down what's standing there already.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Then the local sex offender comes by and starts harassing her

 

[Tablet County]

If I could restart my life like a shitty phone comic protagonist, I'd live in the mountains and study whistling hares.

"I kissed a girl and I liked it, I hope Bill Clinton don't mind it".
I think I know why the fire was started...

How did she shit so fast? She must be pro with zero mental blocks.

Ever seen dogs get territorial when another dog walks by their yard, so they just fiercely stare at them while pooping?

 

[Banditotron]

I know a fag. He's retarded

 

[PhoBingas]

Ladies you need to get yourself a man who shits himself

 

[Rotollo 2]

Ethan: "As a Jewish man, are you going to tell black people to stop saying the N-word?"