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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The mountain calls for him, let him be consumed by it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen any other lolcow have as much violent ideations against their perceived enemies

I've really only seen one. But writing her name will summon her and it's too nice a day for that.

I don't have a grandad to ask because he's fucking dead but if I swirled his ashes around in the bottom of a cup of tea it'd give better advice.

"Maybe one of my favorite things to revisit as I'm finishing editing is Brianna talking about how she experienced ego death in a medical Ketamine hole, and in her spirit journey her inner self apparently said she'd never be a woman."

Does this nigger think breaking the terms of service is a crime?

Currently, they're pretending to be retarded

They're not pretending

Oh, my tattoo that says "KILL ALL COMMUNISTS"? That means kill all communists. I hate communists.

Imagine being so fucking fat even a Tommy Bahama fat guy shirt can't hide how fat you are.

 

[Magicat]

>sees the little mermaid
>troons out

lmao

Click for context

 

[Haloperidol]

It's true I just walked out of a gas station and a 7'5" Barron Trump walked up to me in gold trimmed Hugo Boss and slapped my freshly bought fried catfish out of my hand before swallowing a 4'8" latino man whole in front of me. Then he injected boiling milk into my eyes.

he was a Body Type 1
she was a Body Type 2
can i make it any more obvious?

 

[Law]

Found the sequel to "eat hot chip and lie"

There are women out there who want to be single, on drugs, don't need a religion, and who have never felt a maternal instinct in their life. They like to take acid and shoot guns with those guys who can't stop telling disgusting stories from the time they got car-kidnpped in Afghanistan. They are always single because other lesbians want to settle down and/or have a savings account. They are the ones still living as hipsters in their 40s in the year 2025 in some kind of drill-music illegal boarding house owned by a Cambodian drug runner.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

She was aptly named the Vroom-Vroom lady and I still have no idea what the hell she did at the school

. So, blocking access to about 6 kinds of vegetables was a huge lard ass on a store scooter

I've also delivered pizza to a skeletor which was also shocking, but irrelevant

people look at me like I'm wearing rat shit as a wig when I try to explain why giant steel toe boots are more comfy than than sneakers because this is such a counter-intuitive thing

If a chick muff dives once it doesn't matter if she goes on to marry the straightest man in the world and loses her gold star. She can pick the pubes out of her teeth but she can never pick the pubes out of her heart

Yes, the IDF are killing Gazans with forced Windows 11 upgrades.

I'd rather deal with our own home-grown retards than deal with both our home-grown retards and their home-grown retards and their second-hand retards

Ethan Ralph is a three tidded Eldritch God of Alpha Male energy. He is no mere Alpha Male, he is the Ralphamale! You will venerate his Guntalicious majesty, how dare lowly mortal creatures compare themselves to the Ragehog!

As someone currently eating eggs

Analingus is the most popular reddit sex act because it assumes that any two people could do it to each other. No actual genitalia are used in the act. So it's the most kweer friendly and egalitarian form of sex because it has nothing to do with a man's manhood or a woman's womanhood. An asexual alien race out there somewhere probably reproduces with this procedure

HES GONNA BE A FUTA!!! O:

Sir, step away from the eggplant. Thats a non-dilation eggplant

Drink water, retard.

for the purposes of wetting it doesn't count

 

[Dr. Butt]

no

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Holy shit Moses parted his fucking hair

 

[Warai Otoko]

No, this is not a free speech website.

 

[Gog & Magog]

"Since being confronted by an investigator I have matured and no longer masturbate or view pornographic material outside of my own house."

 

[Gog & Magog]

Wait; ramen... raw-men....
I'm feeling sick bros. How could the nips do this to us.

 

[Faggitory]

Clint Eastwood says 'cunny' at least one time in Unforgiven.

 

[Tablet County]

Big love you always know I down to represent the sixth house I was just out here trying to spit some facts to these little N'wahs though I guess they have to learn the hard way.

I WAS THERE MAN
I WAS THERE WHEN CHAT FORCED HIM TO GET THE NETHER SAUCE

There's some rat bastards on Kiwifarms that simply refuse to forget about the cookies. The botched cookies are screaming out to her like the telltale heart, and she simply CANNOT keep her silence on the matter.

 

[Homocull]

Imagine calling yourself a Christian with the username "@Big Fat Niggers" and a profile picture of a black man defacating on a toilet

Every time a toilet clogs all I can do is shake my head and think about is how badly women have damaged the world.

 

[Pedophobe]

Great, now I’m racist as well as transphobic. Damn you, Kiwi Farms!

 

[Beardless Lenin]

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"Jackass tried to run me down with his car. Stood my ground with my blade readied. I don't cower, even against overwhelming prejudice. Given he yelled "faggot" (I'm hetero) tells me all i need to know about him. Trump supporters are cowards. (Bad photo of his car)"

 

[Oliver Onions]

Can't decide the best way to format this but I'll try.

AaronCostanza 11:16 PM
so what if im fat? big is beautifal

ThePeople.exe 11:16 PM
big and un rapeable

AaronCostanza 11:16 PM
omg
staff

 

[Premium Gonzo]

"When the water identifies as boiling, it is boiling."

 

[monstrous bubo]

I got threadbanned for a few days for posting a crude line drawing of a horse over a particularly sad male specimen.

 

[Banditotron]

I don't give a fuck about your gay little anime watermelon sucking on pacifiers.

its honestly crazy how you've made a hobby out of "owning" people on this dogshit website. 2k+ messages god you need to fucking kill yourself

The Anus sphere truly fucks anyone who gets within its orbit ain't it?