random_text.txt

[Sperg Spectating]

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Before that, only nerds like the Unabomber spent forever online.

Sounds like she has the classic autistic tastebuds and dislikes anything besides Kraft Dinner. If she realizes this she could save a lot of money.

 

[Laburnum]

"INB4 "just don't cum on your switch" yeah bud, it's not that easy"

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Given the schizophrenic pattern recognition, I'd say @NoBueno , who recently came to the conclusion that I'm Taylor Swift.

 

[Pedophobe]

What better illustration of trans culture is there?

 

[often puzzled]

Fuck me but I initially translated "ASL" to Autism as a Second Language.

Too much time on the Farms I guess.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

OH SWEET JESUS, I take it back! These tits are scary! They're like a big fluffy ball of screeching tires!

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Lying is a sin, Sneed.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Zevi was also influenced heavily by English millennarianism (proving once and for all that protestants are agents of the devil)

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

No fucking way did you tell your mom about your Kiwi Farms thread

 

[Meat Target]

Becoming God just sounds like being Null times infinity, that sounds horrific. I'm happy Jesus is the loving moderator of the universe.

 

[plagiarismmaximum]

She left the table where they were drinking to collect a five-litre container of petrol from her garage, and poured it on Mr Loader before waving around her lighter.

Mr Loader said, “Go on, do it,” before Walpole set him on fire.

Disaster Thread '🇦🇺 Woman doused friend in fuel, set him alight for misogynistic comment, court hears'

May 20, 2025

https://slatereport.com/news/woman-...-alight-for-misogynistic-comment-court-hears/
https://archive.ph/0v8S6

A woman who angrily doused an “old friend” in petrol and set him alight for making a misogynistic comment was suffering from depression and substance abuse, a court has heard.

Corbie Jean Walpole, 24, earlier pleaded guilty to one charge of burning or maiming by using corrosive fluid.

Her victim, Jake Loader, was 23 when he was found with life-threatening burns at a southern New South Wales home in Howlong on January...

• Blewberry Nausea
• Replies: 145
• Forum: Articles & News

• 
• 
• 

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I saw "trannies" and "eggs" in the title and freaked out for a second.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

But, I guess that's the side effects all of you are suffering from your clear demonic possession.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The old lady who swallowed a fly. A trash bag full of vanilla pudding. A mudskipper in prime mating season. A beach ball that wished to be a real girl.

I disagree, however, that it is “challenging” to hate on multiple state-sponsored celebrities at once.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

You can't be the king of the jungle by raping Simba that's not how that works Claudio.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

i like when his gunt shows when he’s singing

 

[Dr. Butt]

can you fucking mongoloid retards stop reporting each other and just get along, jesus fucking christ

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I thought "avocado picker" was some sort of new racial slur, but it was in fact just a guy picking avocados.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

It’s like Groundhogs Day with fart pornography and suicide baiting.