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[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

That is normal Pixiv experience, I followed a user for extremely cool art of game I like, only for them to draw FOUR chicken anthro porns in a row.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Also they can and would be allowed to legally eat giraffe

Get fucked, I'll keep pirating even if I've to use an international starlink account with an antenna wired into my car driving around a denny's parking lot while torrenting stuff.

Null is a hamster confirmed.

Every time I have to see this woman I try to explode her with my mind but at this point I just have to assume that she has too much biomass to be able to be exploded

Just imagine nipple piercings with little fried chicken drumsticks instead of the usual studs

Please choke on a lemon

Goddamnit I know that off the top of my head imagine all the more useful shit I could have memorized

Mother of God, I should've kept not reading

Blahblahfourarmedlobstergodwali

I imagine little Nazi blood cells.

 

[Gentlebastard]

There HAS to be info on this guy. No one is this fucking schizo without leaving a trail of skeletons.

I'm the entire fucking pyramid including the three other faces not shown and the bottom of it as well.

All I see are the words RAPE CHILDREN strobing in black & white using the MS Impact font.

This is not a simple explanation at all. It is complex and full of woo.

There is no bottom to this particular barrel.

These freaks want to be treated like normal people, right? Then they will be subjected to getting killed, discriminated and held accountable by law like what normal people experience in life.

As customary, history repeats itself but in a more lame and gay way.

His batshittery and distructive disregard for others is on par with stuff you only ever hear from Eastern European and Chinese orphans that spent the first years of their life being locked in a cage in some abusive, barely funded orphanage before some naive American couple picks them up.

Haven't either of you ever wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol?

Even retards have standards.

 

[often puzzled]

Why do we even autism? Are our painstaking archives meaningless, in the face of unrelenting, repeating retardation?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why the fuck I went there the first post is some hairy pooner with a dicky-clitty shoving a dog dildo up her hot pocket

Never heard of anyone shitting themselves from hunger before.

Everyone that voluntarily dons the name Zoey also voluntarily dons the mental health afflictions associated with that name.

There's no straight man on earth that can stand to be fucked by another guy, at least not for free.

Imagine killing yourself because a persona named "Chip Unicorn" told you to get a job.

"me personally, I make sure all my bills are paid/funded before I buy disgusting art of my gross fetish, it makes life go a whole lot easier."

 

[Dr. Butt]

It goes without saying, you will see man-made horrors beyond comprehension.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

i shower once a week

 

[y a t s]

From: Ellen Woodbury<woodbury_e@hotmail.com>
To: legal@kiwifarms.net

Lmao go for it.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

the fucking thread went from discussing the sexual development of animals to fucking Tariq Nasheed. The fuck?

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

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"Plaintiff will say it right now: he is a brother, a son and an uncle. His life matters. His life has value. Plaintiff has a facial disability and anxiety."

 

[Dr. Butt]

last I saw they have the pure and holy plastic white and blue tomorrowland still

 

[BoomerPrime]

Ralph looks like the kind of thing Sasquatch doesn't believe exists.

 

[JustSomeDong]

He named his PC "Xbox Mountain Dew"

can we just.. leave pokemon out of this?

 

[vomitusdeux]

If wanting to shag your coworker is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right.

What good is a Jesus that talks into the void?

Why do fat people even bother getting tattoos?

You got a tattoo?

So what? You're still fat.

the devil's in the details and we're not headed for faggotville today.

Do people really find that creature attractive?
It looks like a transvestite TF2 scout.

Koalas and Corn Starch Americans both have high rates of Chlamydia.

You make moid hygiene standards look like the gold standard of cleanliness, my God.

Please don't bait the retard into talking about her vagina.

The only thing Guy Edward Bartkus did to advance the cause of antinatalism was barbecue his own useless dick and balls.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Is it because they made you kiss it?

 

[NerdShamer]

THE POINT OF NUDES IS THAT THERES NO CLOTHES
IF I POST SOMETHING WITH CLOTHES ON IT CANT BE NUDES BECAUSE NUDITY MEANS NO CLOTHES

listen you fucking bint, you can't complain about sexual harassment and then talk about posting nudes across multiple pages. either stop complaining about thirstposting or stop being a dumb whore.

 

[Skitarii]

Zoey is actually LTG's younger sister. The lights in the background are lightnings and she's saying "YOU SOHULD THREAFBAM YOUDSELV NOW"

I made a wager with some autisic girl on the Internet that she wouldn't eat a carrot. She ate the carrot and now I'm banned from her thread.

Where did my life go so wrong that i watched a mentally ill girl eat a carrot for 3 minutes and 42 seconds

 

[WonderWino]

I have a 7 page manifesto written down below with as least as many pages of references in the credits section. Pedophilia does not interest me. Kids don't produce enough progesterone or testosterone to be good for an aging immune system. Diddling kids instead of diddling adults will make you die sooner. Rape is no fun. Then they struggle. There's nothing sexier than consent. Down came the hammer of love

Do we legalise incest to make it fair? Come on. Kids will make you sicker than adults. You need a man, not a boy. Parenthood isn't easy. I hope your immune system can take babies with diarrhea because I have no kids and am open to being called Daddy. Your choice. I'm available.

Incest is illegal. Pedophilia is illegal. Raising consent for males to 35 will mean younger men will have to think about anything other than sex. The talent busting out of these Stevie Wonders and Galileoi. Warp drives and real rock n roll again. The Second Rennaisance of science and sound. Ted Talk replaces religion. We get these young men on it and put the young ladies in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant eating a meal made by her Wolfgang Puck / Paul Bunyan hybridization of a man like me treating you like a queen.

I'm looking to get lost in the light of a star. My ideal stellar body at this point in the space-time continuum is hot, bright, and relatively new in relation to the 13.8 billion year scope of the known observable universe. Werner's Postulate: Negative time is distance over the speed of light multiplied by anything greater than one. Yup. I wrote an equation. Boredom. Intelligence. Neccesity. I don't know. Apparently I know math. Who knew? That which exceeds light speed moves backwards in time.

-t = d/c (x>1)

My name is Lucas Werner. I've been new to Spokane from Olympia for 5 months. I've been lonely and searching for a girlfriend for 5 years. I've given away $3000 worth of food from an EBT card in that time to people on the street. I've lost 175 lbs. I can do what I want. Wake up. I'm your good man

 

[Dr. Butt]

"fāng è lì zǐ" 方颚例子 is Chinese for "square jaw example"

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Tattoos were invented by the N words.