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[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Do Mexican Jews have festive little kippahs that look like miniature sombreros?

 

[CallmeCicada]

I fuck them, you eat them, therefore you give me oral by default.

 

[Tablet County]

If China can have Belt & Road, we can have Belt & Radiator.

The blacking of cheddar man is a crime that keeps reverberating.

plans are a construct of white males

I made the 'mistake' of calling him 'Baby Elton' and he cried like Snoopy.

in the time you took to make this post you could've created a bomb instead in a mysterious shack deep in the thickets of some forest near an isolated town with a post office

I don't trust a man who doesn't appreciate cars.

An account that was made 12 days ago, has 11 posts, and is named micropenissyndrome is the one posting this here? I don't think you could make up something less believable.

 

[vomitusdeux]

If you can figure out how to accept EBT for "shutting the hallway bird up", you'll be a millionaire in your first year.

i helped ONE dog masturbate

I am unaware of any Native American recipe that involves shitting in a kettle.

Bruh if I was a Homophobe then why the fuck do I have naked ladies in my favorites on DA...?

Gretchen sat down one day and said; “I’m gonna pretend to be a 5’2 pedophile who I know personally”.

Groomed, raped, bathtub hormones even.

I am not homophobic or transphobic. if I was I wouldn't have naked women in my favorites lol.

It's sad that there is a whole ethnicity deprived of understanding the existence of a potato.

Go buy a fucking potato after you clock out and stick it the microwave. Crush it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

Also who can forget this iconic line, "And I think I'm poopin' myself damn it, I'm poopin' myself! I'm poopin' myself! (Random little King Ghidorah noise) I didn't even know I was recording this!" Classic.

Transgenderism and its consequences have been a disaster for slightly weird looking people.

did that bitch ask for some melanin in her food

Wait, are you saying that someone who wants to have sex with children is a dumbass? NO WAY, DUDE!

Have you tried getting them to play Undertale? My (38, she/her) parents were being very transphobic when I told them I wanted my girlfriend to live at home with us, and they also refused to educate themselves.
They so against it and kept on misgendering her and said I couldn't change who I was, but this all changed after I used their credit card to buy a Facebook ad telling them to read Homestuck.
After they played through Homestuck they finally started to get the idea of gender. They apologized for being so transphobic, and let my girlfriend move in with me.
And get this-my Mom even pushed my dad to open their relationship up into a quadrant!
If you cant get them to understand, I known a discord you can join that acts as a support network for homeless folx.

You took one bite of a carrot, that's not "eating a carrot". Finish your dinner young lady.

im not making a full ass carrot eating mukbang

What lack of real cheese does to a motherfucker

ZOEY LIED
CARROT SURVIVED
THREAD REVIVED
MODS DIED

The evil Kiwifarms encouraging people to eat healthy.

What a jewish way to "eat a carrot".

I'm glad my eyes don't have to see this fat retards hairy dingle berry riddled ass.

Eating healthy to own the meanies at Kiwi Farms.

The beta-carotene grimace

I've come to make an announcement: Joshua Conner Moon is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. He PISSED ON MY FUCKING reputation. That's right, he took his broken, misshapen, fuckin' autistic dick out and he fucking PISSED ON MY REPUTATION, and he said his dick can smash "THIS MANY BOX", and I said THAT'S DISGUSTING! So I am making a callout post on my Deviantart dot com:

Joshua Conner Moon, you got a broke dick! It's as misshapen as one of my anime girls, except with less amputation marks. And guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS—
(Banned)

I assume this is some sort of Japanese ghost bitch about to crawl through my TV for watching this video of her eating a carrot with Lord knows what on it.

With Alex complaining about Kiwis donating to Josh's GiveSendGo, have we asked Canadian taxpayers how they feel about their tax dollars going towards a pedophile's disability benefits?

why would you tattoo DSP on your body?

Where did my life go so wrong that i watched a mentally ill girl eat a carrot for 3 minutes and 42 seconds

 

[Tablet County]

have you considered ignoring stickesr

i like to play Manson's interview really loud

he inserted himself into the happenings thread posting about literally nothing -- Nicholas Rekieta eating a burrito gayly

He's actually openly gorged on an ENTIRE Dorito as his meal of the day.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Insane mental gymnastics like "these statistics are unlabelled", "what does FF7R have to do with anything", and "who the fuck is Naniki and why are we talking about fucking his ass".

 

[Arrival]

*makes angry lesbian noises*

So anyway, I was watching MLP(obviously I'm totally team Rainbow Dash all the way) and my mom comes into the basement without knocking even though it's literally supposed to be my space. Like, what the fuck? I didn't say anything to her, but she totally caught me clopping and now I want to dieeeee

I don't need no surgeon I can cut off my balls with a good 'ol kitchen knife and some spliff for the pain!

SHUT THE FUCK UP
I AM GONNA RAPE YOU

YOU NEED CORRECTING FOR NOT AGREEING WITH ME AND THAT COMES AT THE END OF MY GOCK

i wanna dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

someone said i dont pass!!! SO I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF WITH MY DADS HUNTING RIFLE

Things are getting properly scary here in Trump's America and I'm really worried that they're gonna be sending us trans folx off to camps pretty soon. I'd buy a gun but I'm pretty suicidal rn so yeaaaaahhhhh~ ://///////////////

i like kids

Say it with me

SEX WORK IS LEGITIMATE WORK
SEX WORK IS LEGITIMATE WORK
SEX WORK IS LEGITIMATE WORK
SEX WORK IS LEGITIMATE WORK

I'm non-binary and just had a nice raunchy fart.

It's not incest, it's fauxcest

okay Chris might have fucked her mom but that's no reason to misgender her

Im going to kill myself if you stop me from exposing my shenis to your children, if you stop me from exposing my feminine penis to your children you are a far right extremist bigot nazi.

Someone should kill that Joshua Moon guy as revenge for all the trans murder he and his awful transphobic and hateful stalker site has caused.

I feel so euphoric when playing with my big girl clitty in the women's bathroom.

cis gay bestie and i were having a kiki and he asked me where all the gay guys on grindr went... sweetie, no. grindr is for the dolls now. go back to scruff and go do some tina.

Heya dolls! Tits update: 2 weeks into progesterone and my girls are aching! I use hot water bottle on them and to my joy my left breast has a drop of milk coming out! #TransGains #Gendereuphoria #DOLLYParton

 

[Statix_Shark]

Jazz's (man)boobs are a separate entity with their own set of physics rules. I stopped asking questions about them long ago.

 

[Rux]

Null's anglohatred is racial memry of 4fathers battleing the british. 4hate to not eat self, he must glory 4 america. So he glory 4 it because frelspech. German tonguespeaking manifestation of anglohate, historic british enemies german was. Null hate for britain greater than robot killer "AM" no mouth scream have to. Selfperpetrating. Eternal MATB

 

[Towoman]

Because I'm a high-functioning autist and not a retarded one, I challenged him and beat him at memorizing numbers.

 

[Tablet County]

why do GB News appear to have a 13 year old in his dad's suit presenting a programme?

As a great man once said: Just run them over with your car.

70s vagina beard

Author of Leninist classics such as Da Fuq We Finna Do Now? and 'Bitch-Nigga' Communism: Y'all Done Fucked Up.

Resting fag face is a new one for sure

 

[CallmeCicada]

OH NO MY J-OSHI!

 

[I'm a Silly]

Null's anglohatred is racial memry of 4fathers battleing the british. 4hate to not eat self, he must glory 4 america. So he glory 4 it because frelspech. German tonguespeaking manifestation of anglohate, historic british enemies german was. Null hate for britain greater than robot killer "AM" no mouth scream have to. Selfperpetrating. Eternal MATB

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Taco burrito to you too, señor.

Fufufufu Spergo-san, you have fallen for my trap. All according to keikaku

 

[Sooty Soot]

I am Indian, and living among other Indians makes me suicidal.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

i literally have a 36 page long kiwi farms thread and they've convinced themselves I have a fart fetish a fat fetish and that i like kids

Spoiler: Source

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[neger psykolog]

I thought I was bad at public speaking but goddamn. After such a performance J. Edgar Hoover would be throwing the word "jigaboo" or even more esoteric racial terms like "moon cricket" all over the building built in his name that is about to get torn down.

 

[Disc]

If it's any indicator of her popularity, I've already seen at least three different images floating around of her with a hyper futa cock

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I'm torn on this. On one hand he promised it on his ass so he's definitely a lying scammer

I think having it on his arm is more kino than on his ass

 

[Tablet County]

EPSTEINS BACK BABY.
NEW ISLAND, NEW JOB, NEW OPPORTUNITY

Can we make a separate Internet for people below 90 IQ points?