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[skiddlez]

As a person who gets a boner from seeing belly buttons, I felt that it was my civic duty to write that post and inform everyone here on this wonderful site about my weird and somewhat unknown fetish, and why I at the very least don't want to be associated with Bryce.

 

[IV 445]

“.....even going so far as to RP as Jesus. That's just too far.”

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cryzel-torture.45450/page-2

 

[Prussian Blue]

I just want you to Shut Up and stop making up crap against me in front of Jesus Christ.

 

[Desire Lines]

 

[damian]

Because nothing says "male privilege" like picking burrito rice out of your bra. That's in the Bible.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brian...isaggs-seatbeltblue.34617/page-5#post-3564758

 

[Army Burger]

But by all means rage impotently at Kiwi Farms in between sessions of jamming your finger into your asshole.

 

[300mm]

Astral Sex and Lucid dream Sex are in many ways a lot better than real world sex.

 

[Sammy]

 

[Strine]

"Blizzare, isn't it?"

 

[LagoonaBlue]

"Give me my kids back or I will sue you"

 

[PsychoNerd054]

 

[IAmNotDavid]

I AM A NUDIST AND HAVE NO SHAME.

 

[Hellfire]

"oh christ google why would you link me to fucking kiwi farms when I'm trying to find wholesome queer content"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Ha. I was not expecting to be here.

I am calling Kiwi Farms “Wacky Delly” for now on.

 

[Antipathy]

The only thing that could fully sanitise that toy is fire. I'm not even joking. You could submerge it in a drum full of bleach for a week and there'd still be golden staph bacterium clinging to the fibres, holding on to life with one side of their cellular wall, and giving the bacterial equivalent of the middle finger with the other.

I just wonder how this guy could possibly explain how Twilight would actually enjoy having feces smeared all over it daily.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

becaus ltcorbis deepthroating Trump is illegal

 

[Rand /pol/]

tbh i have more respect for people that jerk off to loli hentai than furries

 

[Antipathy]

I had to go back and find this one because my poor good ol' partner didn't believe me when I told him about the Johnny Test Mac 'n Cheese hyper futa naga tf porn

 

[CatParty]

 

[CatParty]

[Jul 25, 2018 at 7:20 AM] @Null: YouTube keeps suggesting I watch episodes of BotW with Josh in them and I believe this is Jewish propaganda.