random_text.txt

[OG 666]

"Wouldn't shock me if Elon's got an account there, actually."

 

[NoFeline]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steph...gurl-fedorahippie.42496/page-104#post-3599373

 

[damian]

I only have so many hours in the day to devote to targeting harassment against women and minorities by demanding good writing.

(33:33) “...I’m weird, but I’m more normal than they are...”

 

[Hakurei Zero]

From: https://www.reddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/4h4grl/awful_autism_hate_site_kiwi_farms_exposed/
"Basically Kiwi Farms is a hate site that intentionally trawls Wrongplanet.net and other disability sites looking for victims to harass."

 

[Feline Darkmage]

"Well, SixPackAbs, I hear what you believe, and I'm glad you voiced your opinion..."

Holy shit. Someone could burst into this man's house ass-naked, spray diarrhoea on every surface, and he'd thank them for taking the time to share their viewpoint.

 

[DuckSucker]

"I urge you to retract your woof."

Is it too late to put this on those shotglasses you could order a while back?

No sir, I will not retract my woof and I will respond again with yet another woof.

Life what the fuck, Victorian dog court over here.

 

[Sammy]

I can't believe Illinois is illegal in Canada.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

"Trump is part of a secret Majestic-12 like global white supremacist conspiracy to genocide peoples of color through global warming, and the Russia collusion is just the tip of the iceberg".

CrunkLord is evil, though. He's building a super robot that will replace Kiwis! He's going to release it into the wild as an autonomous lolcow hunter.

They were already sick of that shit when they gave Bob Chimpman the boot. Well, they tried to give him the boot but he was too fucking fat, so they had to rent a backhoe to get him out of the door.

 

[Lurker]

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[damian]

Part of a longer thread, but this was the best part:

https://twitter.com/kwanzer/status/1022859917999390720?s=21

 

[OG 666]

"What's a Kiwi? Is he racist against people from New Zealand?"

 

[Wakko Warner]

"Rocky has a tin can on his head, which looks like a top hat. Marshall is holding a big flower in his paws. Then, as if the subtle symbolism wasn't enough, Marshall nervously asks, "Does this mean we just got married?""

This Troper was experiencing a chronic case of Heroic BSOD when America officially crossed the Moral Event Horizon by electing Donald Trump, a Big Bad with Karma Houdini tendencies, president. This caused me to suffer a Despair Event Horizon and I came close to being Driven To Suicide, until I watched an episode of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic where Pinkypie baked cupcakes for all her friends in a Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming.

 

[GS 281]

broken image

Image is broke dude

 

[A Hot Potato]

Image is broke dude

Is it there now?

 

[GS 281]

View attachment 508497

Is it there now?

yes

 

[A Hot Potato]

yes

gud

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

So FucktheWorldAnally is okay really!

 

[Summer Sommerland]

Okay, okay, wrong text to type out lol!!! *facepalm*

 

[Literal Rabbit]

"My father pimped me to Tom Hanks"