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[Return of the Freaker]

Refined grade autism.

Take a deep whiff and get your day started the exceptional way.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

So what do we name this? The thotvinchi code area 69 the illuminthotti the thotschilds the bitchaburgs the national simpcalist party the trilateral cuntmisson the raeptillians. Thotinal treasure 2 book of simps. The Greek connection the Grecian job the simpshank redemption lol I could go on for a long time

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Actually, fun fact, my mothers mothers fathers mother died in an an insane asylum in 1922! Here is her grave:

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/142795270/catherine-splawn

*purrs and waits for more pets*

 

[Dork Of Ages]

It's my thread. I own this place. I do whatever I want and no tranny for Trump is going to stop me.

 

[Army Burger]

Like Jake needs a pube wig. Unlike his head it probably looks like Bin Laden's beard down there.

Poor Lou, nobody bought the stuff on his wishlist so he didn't get to get more yiff pics with his begging money.

"Man these bugs are disgusting! Now who wants to suck my crusty dick? There might be a few eggs on it, better find out."

 

[Unog]

I love me some boomer passwords. It's like raw-dogging it. It's so risky but it feels so good. Nuthin like a good 123456

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Can you get coronavirus from sucking dick?

I'm sorry OP, but you sound like someone who doesn't think the Hollywood elite are secretly conducting ritualistic rape on children to extract a rejuvenating substance from them that is secreted when they are experiencing stress and that hasn't been categorized by scientists yet, and I just can't deal with that.

 

[Kideo Hojima]

[10/25/2016 11:28:36 PM] Tyler McVicker: If you are a woman, hello!

(source)

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Out of all the things I thought I would see today, Stephanie defending Kim Jong Un's fatness was not one of them.

I like that you said "calf" and not "shin", implying she attacks from behind, like the coward she is.

 

[Recoil]

People pay good money to watch hot girls watch anime, yeah it's pathetic beta shit but don't kink shame bruh.

 

[Haffhart]

"possessed by dark and mysterious forces summoned at 3AM"

source (OP)

 

[SIGSEGV]

If you shit a big log and it clogs your toilet, if you flush the only thing coming back is the big log. You don't expect to shit a log and receive back a bunch of flowers.

 

[Army Burger]

Lick your doorknobs and man up and come back to your own thread you utter failure to thrive. Hiding in other threads ain't gonna save people from showing those not in the know just how fucking useless you are.

Based on my brief contact with Kiwi Farms, I think I have a pretty good profile of the average Farmer.

Very aggressive Type A personality. Perfectionist. Goes out of their way to find faults in others. Lanky and malnourished-looking ectomorphs, and probably hormonally-imbalanced, with slender piano-playing faggot fingers, but uses avatars of well-built, masculine, block-headed people like John Goodman and John Wayne to come across as intimidating. Listens to Eurobeat, Dance, and Techno and whatever else has just the right sadomasochistic vibe. Fascist-adjacent, but makes fun of fascists, too. Wants desperately to relive their years as a high school bully, but can't quite pull it off as an adult without being ridiculed by polite society. Deeply insecure about their own autistic tendencies and astronomical power levels. Spends all day picking on "spergs", "troons", "furfags", et cetera, as a form of ritual flagellation to suppress those tendencies in themselves and reassure themselves of their ideological purity. Fear of being discovered, halaled, and targeted by one's peers encourages cult-like conformity and discourages any displays of individuality whatsoever.

Am I getting warmer?

Isn't that the guy who painted his ass to look like a peach, made a cardboard cutout of a peach tree, cut out one of the peaches, and put the hole in front of his ass?

How ironic, you were jacking off to a cartoon that teaches you "the magic of friendship" and yet you don't even have a friend

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

You're not a smol bean, you're a sexual predator.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I guess I identify as a person — that makes the most sense to me — but I also tend to see myself as a wolf. But the body necessitates using hands, so I switch between a wolf and something human, something in between. I sometimes joke that I was a wolf in my previous life and I got screwed this time around by having a non-body.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Don't be such a fucking pussy, if you're going to talk shit about another user you're supposed to tag them so they see it.

it's like the reason you lower a baby into a blender feet first. You want to see the expression on their face when you do it.

 

[Unog]

I posted this in the original thread but just in case anyone missed it the vial of injectable medication is for injection directly into the penis for use in ED.

 

[Army Burger]

I think he'd just take it in the ass like a good gay boy

Anyone else wanna gouge their eyeballs out with own fingernails?

Why is his asshole vertical? It looks like the Eye of Sauron.

Underdone onion pieces in hamburgers especially is a war crime. I'd rather bite into a ground piece of cow testicle.

On the plus side, 'killed by a falling shelf of stuffed autism' will be a hell of an obituary.

"Hssskshsskskss uwu a new hole that needs filling >////////<"

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"Dating is hard with a disability and so i wanted to put my frustration into a cool, pop song."

Stop banning me @Trombonista

That shit was funny and you know it.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Yeshhhhh. *nuzzle nuzzle purrs at the cougar* I like that word.. ATTENTION. Can I has it more? Plezplezplez! Keep bumping my thread! Then I'll get soo much more.

*wiggles tail and purrs more*

Attention means pets. Pets means nip. Nip means more nip.

This grown ass man has been RPing in his own thread where he publicly states he doesn't give a shit about his kids living with a pedophile. This dude is psychotic. I can't even.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I would 100% shoot you if I felt threatened without a single thought. And since in this scenario, you socipathic autists actually showed up to my place to physically interact with me, I'd stand my ground and bury you. Especially you.