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[Army Burger]

He uses a Lady and the Tramp GIF to speak about orally taking out a tampon strong before putting his (tiny) “meat” in. Cocktail weiners are ruined for me!

he hates her lack of penis

He can shove a fleshlight up his ass & be a hermaphrodite.

Tell me he called the cat a tiggerfaggot.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

You just know that this is not their first poop sculpture.

 

[Antipathy]

Let Women Be Murderous Authoritarians

She wouldn't look so weird if it wasn't for that beluga whale forehead.

She's already dead inside, you're just finishing the job.

i can't call my dad daddy anymore because thots ruined it.

Give Mitch McConnell half of a stale bagel and your ex girlfriend's phone number and you will be able to charge money for oxygen

"THE PANDEMIC IS ALL ABOUT ME AND MY YEAST COVERED FUPA!!"

She also has atypical bulemia where she binges and binges.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"This is especially funny when viewed alongside your animated Pokeman avatar"

 

[The Un-Clit]

"I would take anything he says about his mom with a Canadian-public-works-sized chunk of dirty road salt."

Re: Jonny "muh period" Yaniv.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

They felt a great disturbance in the Tism, as if a great autist cried out in terror, and was suddenly silenced.

 

[Army Burger]

Spot on, but you know what she could do? Sell a sextape to ISIS as a torture device.

nah man my dick is pretty average

“Literally worked in marketing” citation needed. You mean you tweeted about your ass vore porn?

I’m sure many people told Zach he was “gifted” in school. “Special” even.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

Except yeah, literally everyone saw this coming because Sen is predictable trash.

 

[Army Burger]

Neutered does not equal asexuality. Also, your cat's a whore if he's polyamorous.

I appreciate Kiwifarms because where else can I go for commentary that ends in 'oh, and your cat is a WHORE'.

 

[Antipathy]

These labels. I think I got an eye cancer wtf

XUMSEXUAL

So "gender" just means "personality I aspire to have other people think I have/treat me like I have" now.

Which also leads to the disturbing conclusion that these people think "man" and "woman" are also personalities, and that 99% of people just have one of the two most common personalities and are pretty much interchangeable. Only the genderspecials have authentic, unique ways of behaving, the rest of the normies are just cogs.

I'll never understand why people actively seek the attention of a website that makes fun of them and people like them.

That being said, thank you for setting yourself on fire Jimmy.

Imagine trying to 41% with a fucking butter knife and being so much of a pussy that after failing that you attempt to convince some a-logs to shoot you

Isn't that a /d/orse?

How bad can it be?..


oh god.

Is it wrong that I laughed?

She looks like she's planning to 9/11 a building by jumping up and down in an elevator.

I await the French plague movie where everyone discusses death and smokes cigarettes.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Dear Feeder would jizz in your general direction, he likes big and juicy.

 

[SIGSEGV]

His IQ briefly bumped up to the double digits during a moment of post-orgasm clarity after masturbating the third time that day to a picture of his fursona giving birth.

 

[Army Burger]

He still can be when he's not talking politics. It's actually weird how much he changes, like he's being possessed by the ghost of Down's Syndrome Ronald Reagan.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Unless your family members are also running around singing the peepeepoopoo song in public and grooming minors online and posting demon nudes and collecting their skin peelings in jars and sucking spectral rapist serial killer dicks, we couldn't give less of a shit about them.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Stop larping for lucifer, pick up a real Bible and find Jesus in repentance for your loss of braincells dumbfuck.

Satanists are people too! Won't someone please think of the edgelords?

Real #satanism has never been tried amirite

 

[Antipathy]

No matter the expense, there's ALWAYS money left over for tiger titty drawings.

Then again, furries and anime go as well together as furries and autism.

Now you've been, as the kids say, BTFO'd. And you're even dumber and wronger than ever.

Now I realize I've been had at this point and I'm replying in earnest to a stupid troll called arm pit cream, so I guess you are correct that you're not the only moron in this conversation...

(when I had an iPhone I never got random airdrops from anyone and always left mine open, what the fuck, i don't think you can just do that. or else I would have airdropped CWC's best pics to everyone around)

I'd be ecstatic to be inundated with virtual wang.

"gruesome genital-based version of Guess Who?"

 

[not william stenchever]

I haven't done hallucinogens since I got out of the Marines.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Over the years I've befriended over a hundred babyfurs. They aren't all pedophiles,

 

[FuckedUp]

"It's ok to rape people if they support Russia"

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Quit shucking and jiving and go clean up some shitposts, nobody asked for a "one of the good ones" cuckpocket janny coon.

For a second, I thought you meant TDS as in The Daily Shoah and I got excited...

Your mom isn't rich and I care about her because she gives good head.

the only objective distinction between what your typical 'SJW' advocates and Trump's Charlie Kirk tier policies is that Trump wants to keep the precious resource that is American trannies safe from being drafted.

From what I've seen he goes through friends as quickly as he goes through pizzas