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[Antipathy]

He put all his stats into CON so he could best protect Mi'lady, but he didn't have the CHA or INT stats to woo Mi'lady. Now he is just a big dumb oaf hp sponge virgin with rage.

>tfw a markov chain of yourself is more clever than you are

 

[Superman93]

I know this is sappy, but you're one of my heroes, Null.

 

[Antipathy]

He's not the worst thing on the internet, but you look at his list of fetishes that have been unearthed and that boy clearly ain't right.

• Girldick
• Muscular trannies
• Watching women get raped
• Dead muppet gangbang porn
• Green M&M porn

Why can't you just be into something normal, Lewis?

lmao I never even imagined a foreskin being depicted like a fucking tornado of flesh. Have these people seen a real human body in their lives?

He is just busy owning the libs irl, have patience.

Good grief, is it finally done? Has the Fantastic Elastic Spastic finally run out of bounce? I hope so.

 

[Army Burger]

At last, the cross between Josef Mengele and mukbang Youtuber we've all been waiting for.

 

[Antipathy]

This isn't fair. Fetishes have to start in deviantart and work their way up into the social media ladder, but this fetish is going rogue and outright making their own website. It's way out of line and it's going to throw off the balance of sick fuckery.

Between every girl who wants a 'daddy' and now every boy who wants to be bullied into fucking his mom, Sigmund Freud's ghost gets a little bit stronger.

Soon we will see his resurrection and the ushering in of a new Oedipus/Elektra-complex fueled necro-Reich.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Forgive me, but the recipient should not look like they're trying to do a cartwheel while you rawdog from behind.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I no long care if he comes in CWC's butthole.

 

[Antipathy]

Oh how little we all knew.

If you complain about Wonder Woman being overly sexualized and then have pics of her ramming guys up the butt it makes you a hypocrite

 

[MediocreMilt]

The Harry Potter book series helped me realize I'm nonbinary. Now I know that had nothing to do with J.K. Rowling.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

This guy's parents are going to be so proud, when they learn their basement is ground zero for the revolution.

Yeah, that's right. Here's your standard-issue kit: your pina colada, your Ray-Bans, and your flip-flops. You are truly an expert in the art of doing nothing.

To trash can his posts would be an insult to trash cans.

Oscar the Grouch lived in one for many years, and he was an entirely well-adjusted member of the community and never advocated for lowering the age of consent.

Sometimes you've got to live for the moment, even if that is just to call someone a retard.

 

[Xarpho]

OP needs to be updated, I know I've seen a few things that have been added in the last year and a half.

 

[Antipathy]

He is gone. We may never known who is his favorite Sailor Scout...

I'm now seeing what Null meant in his recent essay about the site.

Because of Ol' Boxy, I have learned the following:

Filipinos are superior at being white.

Debating is not about coherency, because literacy is for the left.

You can parrot buzzwords and others' phrases and ideas, but claiming them as original is 4D Chess tier.

Girls are all dumb sluts until Boxsus Christ redeems them, where we then become HIS dumb sluts.

My womb is like a RTS game, and must spam foot soldiers for the cause.

Feminism is why men cannot get laid...

... not because of acne, social ignorance, living with mommy, or having a tiny penis.

Gay porn and crotch shots via Twitter is the greatest political thesis ever.

Sailor Moon is a Stacy.

 

[Army Burger]

nope.
i'm going all in on my manifesto


jesus is a piece of shit
he taught people be to weak and helpless
no, Caesar, Napoleon, hell maybe Hitler or Stalin.

Apparently spongebob squarepants is gay. Can't wait for him to lose his shit at spongebob being gay

I'm really looking forward to her next tutorials of "How to make your lips look like an angry butthole" and "Confused Caterpillar Brows on a Budget (NOT SPONSORED)".

 

[Antipathy]

After reading one page of this thread. It makes me not feel bad for wanting a fleshlight anymore. These people are pathetic.

This is as bad as when wizchan started banning people for having been raped by their parents as kids because it meant they weren't virgins.

You always think you've seen the very epitome of crazyness on the intarwebz... count on Kiwifarms to find something to one-up it.

It's like he fed his pony waifu to his anime waifu...

To sum it up, he's a diagnosed insane lolicon sociopathic violent prostitute-hiring pedophile waifufag who wants to fuck toddlers and has fucked up SM fetishes.

Yes they are. Cartoons aren't real. Goddamn.

The entire world is copypasta at this point. Next time cops are kicking down my door I will just yell at them to fuck off because they're just copypasta. Okay?

At least both of those women were real and not just wank fodder mass produced by underpaid, jaded, and suicidal Japanese animators.

We have made a lot of advancements in machine learning since furbies, which themselves were not far from the level of interaction these people want from their significant others.

This is why God doesn't talk to us any more.

 

[Army Burger]

Tomboys are precious creatures and need to be protected.

 

[Assman]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. A grown man having sex with a PS3. I watched schizophrenic programmers run down glowing federal agents in Arizona. All those posts will be lost in time, like tears in tard cum.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She keeps her dead cat in her room next to her skin jars.

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

I think the wuhan thread readers will be getting warm feelings if they ever see this quote pop up in the random text, so please do add it:

One Ann Arbor man allegedly killed by his roommate in a Corona-related dispute. The suspect has been released from custody while the investigation continues.

 

[Army Burger]

"How do you do fellow niggers"

she has two Minions shirts, that's just....illegal.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Just make the video, you pussy. We'll all have a lot of fun destroying you...again.