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[Antipathy]

I cannot tell if this is a shitpost or not

Run. Run. Run. Hike. Hike. Run. Hike. Hike with a pack on, ammo and gun, in an accessible configuration. Run and hike on BLM land, practice shooting during hikes. Quick set up tent, start one of them underground smokeless fires. Hike while being quiet. Run, then read about Stalingrad, the Rwandan genocide, or any Balkan conflict. Practice self application of turniquets, both hands. Hike.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I wish you fucking assholes would quit posting this video of me.

It's hotter if some of them lack agency.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She literally gets naked and sings in a Kermit the Frog voice to take a shit. She can't make fun of anyone's bathroom issues.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

You bet your sweet ass we made some cold hard cash by selling vulnerable children to rich pedos. What are you, gay?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The Ignore User function should also forcibly download horror porn to your desktop.
Examples include: mpreg, inflation, furry (of any variety), scat, etc.
Oh, and it'd be set as a default desktop background, as well.

 

[TV's Adam West]

"And then Milo fell into a hole like the stupid fuck that he is. Can you believe that shit?"

Entire star systems will be converted to computronium to run reality cartoons on them.

Lies, this has nothing to do with autism!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

[...] even a turbo simp knows to stay away from an insane slut who inhales dicks and exhales fake rape accusations.

 

[SIGSEGV]

PM me if he comes back so I can move the duckling so it doesn't get raped.

Kevin does seem like the kinda guy to hit up a taco bell and say that he loves their authentic Mexican cuisine.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Dive in and slurp up mummy's blood cummies like a good boy.

 

[Army Burger]

That's just "regular" ol' male pregnancy.

Shabbat shalom, bitch.

I downloaded a strange piece of literature this morning from the internet.

Oh Christ, we summoned the retard back

 

[Return of the Freaker]

MATI:
Manly
Agile
Trendy
Intellectual

Oh you guys are too nice. How can I stay silent when you spoil me so? You’re just the sweetest little incels!

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Obviously fist fucking only works if the women has a tighter vagina otherwise .....nevermind. I'm not going to help you under the female vagina. Stay stupid with your cheeseball porn

 

[Spidersforfriends]

Get over yourself, Liz, you fucking mong.

 

[Brain Power]

Nool is unironically the only admin on the entire fucking internet that I trust at this point.

Soon on reddit you won't be able to refer to shitting out of your ass because SoMe PeOpLe ShIt OuT tHeIr VaGiNaS.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

She's no cock connoisseur, but a dick dilettante.

 

[nekrataal]

Somewhere, in outer space, Yakub and Christoph Meiners, are high fiving, a mutual celebration of the human finally understanding the common negro.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of needles and hobo shit and when the drains finally scab over, all the niggers will drown. The accumulated filth of all their SJW-ism and troonery will foam up about their waists and all the journos and politicians will look up and shout "Federal Aid!"... and I'll whisper "learn to code."

 

[Table Country]

The beauty standards of the average KF user are astronomical. They'd tell you Aphrodite is a 2/10 to your face.

You could naturally sculpt your body so that you look exactly like their favorite animu girl and they'd still say you're ugly and without an alibi.

Half of them are in eternal post nut clarity, and the other half play hard to get so well they forgot they were playing.

 

[Monolith]

This ain't it. Vore is disgusting but now there is PSvore.

 

[Big Nasty]

deathmetal.org once held a writing contest for gay sex Pantera fanfiction