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[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

4chan debates the farms

 

[nekrataal]

I wonder if those guys over at DARPA who invented the internet with Al Gore knew that one day their invention would lead to cease and desist letters being sent over pictures of a man’s abused asshole. G-D bless the internet dot com

 

[SIGSEGV]

And in today's chapter of Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch...

 

[Spergichu]

I've gained weight 07/06/20

most weight i've ever lost in 2 days... wow (07/07/2020)

the reason why i will never diet again.... 07/08/20

 

[Samoyed]

The cognitive dissonance on display is astounding. This thread is about extending the Ignore function; you, and people like you, have decided the thread is actually a toilet. By your own deduction, anyone who insists otherwise is clearly autistic (or whatever the latest tired insult is.)

If anything, I think the poor decorum ITT is a perfect demonstration of why Articles & Happenings keeps growing in users, while the rest of this site (the one obsessed with Lolcows) is apparently dying. You are incredibly bitter. I think I feel bad for you; I certainly don't feel obliged to be polite anymore, considering.

 

[{o}P II]

I have the largest implants in China

 

[SIGSEGV]

Your logic is sound and your arguments are corret and fair, but i still prefer to call him a retard

 

[Longjack Attack]

I was perma banned once and im still here, bring it fatty.

My 20 dollar investment paid off in spades in internet spergery.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Your only value is as a source of entertainment. We come in here to point and laugh at the retarded freak in his cage. Now get back up and start dancing, faggot.

 

[Clown Baby]

We WILL SEE. WHO'S WRONG. NICE WIKIPEDIA INTERNET SEARCH, YOU CURSED FAG.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

You right, I am busy. But not for twet. I AM BUSY FOR DrinKING

 

[Spidersforfriends]

She can’t maintain dietary restrictions imposed by God. She sure as hell won’t stick to those imposed by herself.

 

[Army Burger]

JESUS. I have never seen areolas so HUGE.

MY VULVA IS SO KYUTE AND SASSY

we're really arguing copyright over some ones anus.

Nothing says "I love you" more than Pepsi, Doritos, and Adam Sandler comedy 4 pack.

"Is it true sir that you have an egg-shaped penis?"

You can't understand ratings, you're just a dog. A retarded dog! Get off the Internet, dog!

"GET MY ANUS OFF YOUR SITE!"

no.

I'd hardly call Kiwifarms an illuminati sex cult

Muslim terrorists were better when they'd just detonate their suicide vests and blow you up instead of dragging you into court.

"Who cares if I took it up the ass and sucked a honeydildo COS YOU ALL LOOKED AT MY ASSHOLE AND MY DICK HAAA JOKES ON U LOSERS"

"STICK ALL MY POGS IN MY ASS" What does this even mean? I've never said this to anyone.

I left this site for a couple of months, come back to see Greg's misshapen penis.

Holy shit its been 7 months?!? Time flies when you're not having fun.

I thought I was pretty equal opportunity about not having sex with white or black men,

"Let me tell you about my foreskin collection"

 

[Twinkie]

We WILL SEE. WHO'S WRONG. NICE WIKIPEDIA INTERNET SEARCH, YOU CURSED FAG.

aww Pam should have at least one spot in the rotation. I kinda like this one.

 

[Antipathy]

if you ever think things are bad, fist your own asshole and you will realize "wow things could be a lot worse"

You can just smell the BPD and other disorders wafting off of this bitch.

I seem to have a knack for summoning speds to this place. This is the second time in the last two months alone.

...okay I'm not THAT deep into Le Furry Culture, what is this supposed to be other than the most obvious 'I have a vore fetish' indicator I've ever seen?

It's a fucking travesty. I am glad PLAYBOY ended cuz i'm sure one of the whales would've been slapped onto the centre spread - filling the whole page with their extreme girth and width.

 

[Wakko Warner]

"God damn you! This is my circus!"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The cabinet was falsely advertised, there should have been a 9 year old sex slave inside but it was completely empty.

 

[Mr. Bones]

This is made by the same nymphomaniac that made a fanfic for a Serbian film

 

[Antipathy]

Oh yeah. I know any legal advice with a poop emoji is totally legitimate.

Why yes, I am attracted to women closer to my own age. What gave it away?

 

[FuckedUp]

Guys, guys! I've discovered a terrifying new symptom!

Spoiler: Mild NSFW

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