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[Meowthkip]

Putting curses and hexes on the Poles? wtf I love wicca now

 

[Blackhole]

"NIGGERS" He thought. "NIGGERS could be anywhere."

 

[PinstripeLuns]

...okay ngl I would absolutely wear a "Jesus loves sluts" hoodie. Wear that fucker when I shuffle into Walmart at 2am to get a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

 

[Army Burger]

I want to see something like 9/11 happen again. the riots and wu flu are slow burns, I want to see a big explosion. God hasn't had a good cum in a while, he needs to release it, I can feel it. everything else that's happened so far this year is just precum.

@BoxerShorts47, can you fit a nintendo switch in your ass, Y/N?

Who are the core donators to the autism political platform? Scrooge McDuck? Sonichu? Please inform.

The Nazis really ruined fascism for everyone.

LOL I'm not taking moral life lessons from Kiwifarms user "Mormon BPD Cokewhore" go fuck yourself with that sanctimonious bullshit.

he has a tiny, wlanut-sized left ball. normal dick. not packing.

I want to have one of those boomer bumper stickers saying my honor roll kid doxed your faggot tranny kid.

This just looks like a massive autism holocaust about to reach its climax.

I'll be raising my glass tonight in honor of mew2king's cripplecized dick.

I have already been redpilled on the retard question. It is too late.

I am dumb. Please point and laugh.

Please don't consult pets or animals for legal advice. It's bad form.

'incest is hot, I'd definitely molest a daughter if I had one."

I doubt most gays or even the trans people would appreciate being compared to group of people who masturbate to Gadget from Rescue rangers.

 

[Sprocket]

"documenting degeneracy"
"no, sir. we will not get rid of all the mexicans"

 

[nekrataal]

This is the gayest fucking thing I have ever seen. Touching the doo doo wasn't enough for you weens. You had to shovel the shit into your mouth and chew on it and savor the taste.

 

[SIGSEGV]

snip

"Touching the doo doo" and "weens" are the gayest fucking words and this post is cringe incarnate.

 

[Army Burger]

I wonder if Rene ever squarted diarrhea on Bob's stomach when he tried hittin from the back. Does he even have a dick anymore with the 400lb bacon gunt? What's all this gonna smell like afterwards? If they aren't married but they still fondle under the laptops, what does God think?

Try it, genuis.

"But... how will mommy pay for my anal stretching now?"

 

[SIGSEGV]

You can tell he was shoved in a locker a lot back in the day and never really grew out of that aside from growing too big to fit in a locker.

 

[Full Race Replay]

This website is actual neo-nazi garbage and I'm only here to tell you that the internet is now being taken over by rational people. Just check out Twitter for proof.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/shoe0n...eptic-gregory-greg-fluhrer.22394/post-6865072

shoe0nhead / June Lapine/Laporta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" …

archived 7 Jul 2020 20:49:17 UTC

archive.is

 

[Table Country]

Oh yes once you got a piece of the golden vagina you were cured of your sins and become a follower of the true path. Now get on your knees Simp! Worship your Goddess and send her money on Only Fans. If she posts Black Lives Matter you better like it and repost it! You're a good Simp now aren't you? The power of the Golden Vagina. Once her legs were mercifully parted all things were imparted to you. You become an ascended master of cuckholdry. You stared into the pink abyss and it stared back!

Virgin hands typed this

 

[Antipathy]

This is either a deific shitpost or, more likely, some dudes wank material.

The sexy female Minion was made by Shädman if I recall correctly.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I regret looking at this thread.

Fuck's sake, they look like the virgin vs Chad meme if the virgin was also fat and wanted to get his microdick chopped off.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

I was recently reading about lithopedians or 'stone babies'. Basically there are rare cases where women in third world hellholes have their baby die in the later stages of an ectopic pregnancy, and the fetus is never removed. So the thing just sits there in them and calcifies, sometimes for 40-50 years, and basically becomes a stone baby statue.

Mfw

Lithopedion - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Haffhart]

From the looks of it, she ran away from home at 15 as a minor to fulfill her dreams of drawing Smash art (I guess).

 

[PhoBingas]

I am the real owner of Nicholas Perry's anus. You will be hearing from me soon.

christ i was about to masturbate then i saw his fucking asshole and my dick retracted into my body

*Edit to add that other gem

 

[Antipathy]

My god, I do believe that address is accurate after all. One of his photos on deviantart shows a bird near a tree sitting on some twisted powerlines. One of the cables is a light color and kinda looks like rope. Going into google maps streetview you can see the same wiring near that address. Now to find which tree it is...

"Fuck you Dad, you'll never see me again!"
(Walks twenty feet away.)

That's some top tier shitposting and I wish I could take credit for it.

Somewhere there's a confused serial killer thinking "If 'front hole' is taken, what do I call the stab wound in the chest when I'm fucking that?"

Look, there's only so many CatParty articles I can keep mentally archived. Too many of them and the edges of reality start to blur and fracture.

It's like learning about an Elder God, but with more trannies.

 

[Spedestrian]

I bet a lawyer would be like "oh she's not sufficiently traumatized if she's making jokes about garfield's dong and 9/11"

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

The Delena Christ thread is lit.

"This journey began on March 6th when God spoke to share that he had died on the cross with a hippopotamus belly full of dung."

The Road To Salvation Through the Miracle of Dung

"Welcome to IAMDUNG where shit happens and where shit is glorified. I am a dungologist where I sample feces"

 

[Army Burger]

He says, on a website devoted to cataloging on how many diapers a diaperfur shits in a week and how schitzos talk about how they are being gang stalked.

My kid successfully killed himself 100 times and died in the emergency room 15 times each time!

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What does Colorado have to do with mentally challenged jewish pirates having sex?

Donald Trump Jr is a chubster with a metrosexual beard. Sad!

"Dress code: formal, PJ t-shirts acceptable"

Bring your own head grease.

Where's @Buttercreamer Pete at when you need him?

My cousin was a militant vegan. Still is, as far as I know.

She was also the hottest and sweetest pussy I ever had.

Wonder if there was a connection?

Amazing. Her back tits are nearly the same size as her front tits.