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[FuckedUp]

Spoiler

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why

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

prepared to answer, "Stuck up Gavin Newsom's ass!" in case of a query.

 

[Thornforg]

Go back to Reddit you fucking mouthbreathing homunculus.

Art says you're wrong

is the tiny hitler the real hitler shrunken down or is it just a separate clone hitler (therefore unrelated to the regular sized hitler) who happens to be very small?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It's 2020 and periods are for everyone now, bigot.

Do not go gentle into that dickless future. Rage, rage against the catheterization of the penis.

 

[Antipathy]

It's a disgusting time for American culture.

We've evolved from the Blobby ages dude, cmon now

 

[Twinkie]

if you don't add this ill kms

he has a tiny, wlanut-sized left ball. normal dick. not packing.

 

[{o}P II]

I'll give you a special sticker if you answer them. Bitches love stickers.

 

[Antipathy]

if you don't add this ill kms

That ultimatum actually fucking worked, I just saw it on the random.txt.
Proof:

 

[SIGSEGV]

Kevin is an abomination of a woman made of repurposed body parts and morally ambiguous untested surgical techniques.

I hope they give it this an honest try rather than going with more sensible options, honestly.

Can you imagine the horror of living in an unfinished shipping container, getting baked from the outside by the summer sun, the bleating of alpacas and cooming troons coming from all around you as you asphyxiate to death?

 

[Antipathy]

These days it doesn't even phase me to see something like that. But back then... Dear Lord.

Because unless the player had no choice in the matter, nobody would dare enter his magical realm.

Why do you want to fuck a Ducktales character?

So it's basically like bugchaser Poz Parties except without gay sex. Boring!

How much money are we talking? I'm not a fan of shitting liquid and puking into the bathtub at the same time, not as spry as I used to be.

A comic sans plaque.
Shudder

Exactly. This just seems to further weaponize the posting of CP even more than it already is, not reduce its availability.

 

[Bionicle of War]

Crap thread, but the amputee Muslim dwarf made me laugh, so 3/10.

 

[emo goff]

As it turns out, people back then didn't subsist on a diet of mountain dew, dating sims and loneliness.

 

[Antipathy]

It's okay, you post here so it's not like you could get laid anyway.

Makes me glad to be gay because if this is how batshit psycho women seem to be these days, you straight dudes have my sympathy.

I have no confidence in the US military to win a war of any scale. Since Vietnam it's been a jobs program that emphasizes promoting women and niggers into leadership roles, and now fags and troons also, who are more likely to put their firearm into their mouth than point it at the enemy.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-...-like-find-out-from-men-whove-tried-it.72557/

Plain and simple. It feels good to do things to someone elses butt, and have someone else do things to your butt. Really, the more butts involved during sex, the better.

The feeling of someones ass slapping against my thighs, or their hole tightening around my dick is incredibly empowering.

I felt like a born again virgin but I still knew what to do. Bottoming feels great without any inhalants

Receiving anal sex feels like realizing the power of your queerness.

And in that moment, when youre getting your guts rearranged, you feel sexy, and powerful and queer.

Anal sex feels like that first glass of unsweetened iced tea on a hot summer day. It feels like the hot shower after a weekend camping trip.

After a deep breath out and an inhale of determination, time passes and the meal cools. You then enter a state of delicious consumption, as your booty devours their penis.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

What if Batman raped the Joker?

 

[mr.moon1488]

You are not YandereDev. He would never say that

You destroyed a whole community. Are you prould of yourselves?

You evil, you go beyond garbage

HE IS NOT A PEDOPHILE!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/evaxep...han-alexander-stuart-mahan.19311/post-6843973

lol this shit is a goldmine

 

[Big Nasty]

To be fair, I’d probably be a bit alarmed if someone sent me a pocket pussy with a grenade shoved in it.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

I'm very intelligent. Got the test scores to prove it.

 

[Baguette Child]

Like, let's try to milk the cows instead of just slaughtering them immediately, that's all I'm saying.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

Thank you for saving me from having to put in effort. I appreciate it.
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Here's an extra treat.

"Null got ahold of it...He is a known terrorist - I don't know why he would do this to me "