random_text.txt

[Assman]

Frequency is synonymous with MgHz. Every living thing has a certain MgHz. A rose is 320 mghz, a cucumber is like 20.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Some CGRF just brought up the fact that I identify as a survivor of astral rape via magic to try to discredit me in a completely unrelated argument about the validity of trans identities

From the Witchblr thread

 

[CatParty]

Resisting the Urge to Fart While Masturbating

 

[Azafran90]

Why is it that every male lolcow without fail has such an abnormal dick??

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

The military doesn't have a problem with racism, they treat everyone like they're fucking black.

 

[Robo Sonichu]

This quote from a crazy Muslim I found on YouTube:

 

[AnOminous]

I saw a black women eat friend chicken and throw the bones out of the window on the highway.

 

[Assman]

You are a menace to society Joshua Moon

 

[Army Burger]

I am but a lowly faggot, albeit one with a profound knowledge of and history with anuses. But I fear that Nicocado's craterous buttpussy is beyond even my comprehension.

She looks like the type of fat chick to have puffy pink nipples.

 

[Piss Bear]

 

[Robo Sonichu]

To quote my signature, "Don't be mean to me or I'll tell on you to my big tiddy mommy gf"

 

[SIGSEGV]

If these pictures of a Jew trigger any National Socialists PM me and I'll spoiler them.

 

[Army Burger]

One could say this is an example of unstoppable force meets immovable object. Well if the force was an idiot, financially retarded and had gout and the object was a mega spurg with ultra instinct level of autism.

 

[DumbDude42]

"hi I just met you and this is crazy so dive into my muff maybe"

 

[Karl der Grosse]

And that's how you know what a monumental failure your life is when choosing to get a penis/vagina combo is the best career option you have.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

[tears running down cheeks] "Death Grips is the least retarded band ever!"

 

[verygayFrogs]

Millennials are shitheads, though.

How salty

I'm a virgin, so my opinion doesn't count.

Remember the Pineapple shoah goyim

I know it's bad for me, but I do it anyway.

Bloody peanut butter jelly time.

This is me, every day

I really like fat marshmallow man declaring anything on fleek.

Ha, ha! What a story, KF

Y'all forgot the bald spot his mother gave him by combing his hair wrong.

Thots in general are good for you health.

THOU SHALL NOT SLEEP WITH CHILD!"

Anime was a mistake

It's only sexist when straight men do it, shitlord.

People would hate furries and weebs less if they kept their interests in appropriate forums.

Beyond stupid.

Is that amputee porn? Jesus.

Gator.

GATOR!

We need to engage MAXIMUM COPERDRIVE!

The only reason these niggas hate Josh so much is he mentioned corn and they hate vegetables.

because that looks like a bitch who is not opposed to getting pregnant to super duper lock down a man if I ever saw one

Muh livelyhood!

I know some states still have consensual combat

There's a sick motherfucker on the internet called Superhound or whatever the fuck his name is.

Fuck Superhound.

NOTHING HE CAN DO DOOD

Haha, rest in piss Hassan.

DarkSydeKaren needs a personal manager

He's already starting to suck YT's dick again.

"Human people." -Philip P. Burnell

 

[Junkail]

You can try to hire a hit man to stop me but you won't find me and no bullet is going to stop me. I have the body of a lioness.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

True, Riley Reids asshole might make more money than my mom, but my mom's asshole is 86 years old and still can keep its shit.

 

[Stardust]

... and age of consent at 12 doesn't mean every 12 yr old gets fucked, it just means that's the lowest limit to prevent all this jailbait garbage.