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[TFT-A9]

I think our Aryan Queen is criminally underrepresented. One of the more memorable ones were like

Stalin and trotsky go "head to head" in penis battle - ultimate decider of the superior

it's a bit to hard to sift for good non-sequiturs in her sea of psychotic piss.

Oh fuck that's a gem.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I'm going to crawl down your throat and lay my nigger eggs inside you

 

[Aquinas]

stealing my posts for e-sickers, smh

 

[SIGSEGV]

stealing my posts for e-sickers, smh

 

[Aquinas]

STOP STICKERING ME MAD

 

[SIGSEGV]

STOP STICKERING ME MAD

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Personally if I'm completely wrong about something because I was wasted out of my mind, and I don't even remember why I said it, I insist I was completely right anyway and fuck you. It is the Kiwi Way.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

#metoo is the reason why I carry a gun now, because if I'm ever alone in a room with a woman for any extended amount of time it's easier to shoot myself than to deal with any bullshit that comes up later.

 

[CatParty]

I have personally described my own gender as “overalls, gardening, bike mechanics, bowl cut.”

 

[SIGSEGV]

You know the thread's gone to shit when people are posting furry porn.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Reject emoji, return to emoticon.

How is the classic yellow smiley not gender neutral? Is my patriarchal brain not registering the giant dong or something?

It's not SPECIAL! enough for these people. They need everything to be designed around them and their mental illness. Narcissistic twats.

I hate how lego has turned into model kits for retards.

Minecraft yourself.

No one with the ability to form proper sentences gives a fuck about your idiotic emojis, you mental abortions.

"Making mentally ill assholes happy is harder than you think."

=) Look how gender neutral that is.

It’s too phallic I feel raped

Paint huffing shaman huffs paint, gets mad at TikTok. News at 11.

Emoji justice warriors sounds about right for current year.

Mentally ill man gets assaulted by nigger then gets made out to be the bad guy is a more apt title.

Fuckin spergs giving us spergs a bad name.

we arent you bodyshields you fucking pedos, Fuck off.

Nigga Kiwifarms figured this shit out years ago.

Autistics are giving sadists a bad name.

I will aggressively eat a roast beef sandwich in front of you if you ever tell me to not eat meat again

 

[AnOminous]

How the Farms is as a chat.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It'd be really fucking dumb if Ralph were to film himself shoving his hoof up May's pooper and sending it to Digibro during a stream. Please Ralph don't do this.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

Yeah I had a bit of a gay moment

 

[zedkissed60]

CatParty there's no "a" in pedophilia.

 

[A_Skellington]

 

[NerdShamer]

you eat my shit off the ground you fucking hobgoblin

 

[Piss Bear]

It's not about the destination. It's about the friends we convinced to mutilate and kill themselves along the way.

 

[verygayFrogs]

His mom is a total MILF though.

Where's team plasma when you need them?

It seems that Team Plasma were the heroes all along....

RIDING MOLTRES SINCE 2001

Sperg on little aspie, sperg on.

Capture the fun and exhilaration of what it must be like to fly on a giant bird? Nah, I'm going to sit here and act like I'm riding the rocket ship ride outside the Kroger's.

Necrophilia is edgy.

I wish Solgaleo would just swallow the fat tard and be done with it.

Everything on this site is incredibly autistic and their parents should be ashamed.

At ten years, Justin's relationship with his giant Pokemon waifu has lasted longer than most of my friends' marriages.

I'm 99% sure this guy fucks his pets.

What about this thread makes people want to make throwaways and admit they have a vore fetish?

Can confirm: Baby Shark is a war crime.

"I said I want a treat, bitch."

Null is being a very bad dog again

OP is fat and I would not have sex with him,

I will die on the hill of spices. Season your fucking food, Nigella.

Fucking covid made me stick my dick in that child. Covid is evil!

Imagine being sentenced to death for killing carnies. That's like getting a death sentence for killing mosquitoes.

I hope the other kids at school ride his ass like they're on their way to Bethlehem for dating an 11 year old.

Huh. Was expecting niggers and got wetbacks.

die for Isreal and donate all your savings to e-thots goy!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

thats because they are conditioned while in the womb by capitalism. Also sex isnt real nazi we are just people in a box.