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[Return of the Freaker]

OK what area did they apply stiches to? I don't think anal rape works like that

The embodiment of waking up at three am and becoming a cheese goblin

Sounds like someone needs a hearty bowl of Isis-K in the morning.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

This assdust person writes like some low IQ black kid who just found out the internet exists.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

She told everyone you raped her and now you told twitter - great!

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" is a great song to sing at karaoke because if you forget the lyrics you can just mumble nonsense and so long as you keep the emphasis and tune the same nobody will be able to tell the difference

Jesus... this guy cuts his own dick off and saves the world, and where's the gratitude?!

At the same time there is some due diligence and acknowledgment of risk that needs to be had when sticking your dick in random openings in a wall and something unseemly can happen.

Dear State of California: I am an active crack addict. If you give me $2000 a month, I will stop smoking crack. Thank you.

In all honesty, the more of these "FFS" procedures I see, the more I'm convinced it's all just a scam and they're just put under sedation, slapped around a bit and wrapped up.

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FAG

That flag is the latinx of flags.

That head must have really really hurt on the way out

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If I can't pull out and nut on a squirrel what's the point?

Sex with women is for fags

Yogi may come and steal your lives.

"If she's not peeing on you as you question the legality of continuing to have sex with someone who evidently lost half their IQ points midway, what's the point?"

I dunno man, this whole "sex" thing sounds more complicated than it seems at first glance.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I am not interested in underage animals. All porn I look at have anthros with human bodies and adult consciousness.

No I do not. Children cannot consent, and they do not have curves

Also SWERF and TERF are not slurs, so rather than trying to get your own 'nigger-word' to make you feel special you should instead sublimate your fetish for negro-ification into a good, hard (and much needed) pounding from a BBC.

Wow, 200 IQ analysis, women who hate men-in-dresses invading their space REALLY just want a black cock. This is very original.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I too, am special.

 

[Euler's identity]

One tried to give me an exorcism because I talked about sleep paralysis.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Some people are alpha wolf natural leaders capable of bringing crowds together. Some people are alpha wolves capable of defeating their enemies and staying at the top...We are not that. But we are much more...
WE ARE BABY YODA

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

At the farmers market, I found something I didn’t expect—White supremacists.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The important thing to remember about cats is that they're autists.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/niger...s-her-with-bag-of-rice-yam-other-items.99185/

"God bless the CEO peace mass transit, baby peace you're welcome. Madam please use super glue and hold your kpe..... Cause the economy is somehow now 7 is okay no matter the gender."

"Thank God for safe delivery ..but no one should be encouraged to keep popping out kids because they want a particular gendar ..7 children because of a boy hian."

"Congratulations. Please don’t born again oo, country hard. Zip up already."

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you're going to be depressed and in pain no matter what you do, why not be depressed, in pain, and making money?

 

[Meat Target]

I don't even like Dogs much, but quite frankly we should trade Australia for Afghanistan. The Aussies deserve 20 years of Sharia law.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Thank you for your cervix.

You are Train Dodger but the vaccine version lol.

The Faygo sludge is activating my gag reflex and I swear I can smell every last one of these people through the computer screen.

Glad they haven’t caught me at the aquarium yet. Already got to third base.

A hamster, either with or without ducktape.

His mantits are disgusting.
He looks like Wal-Mart Kid Rock circa "Devil Without a Cause". Where's his midget sidekick?

My vidyaaaaaaaaaa, someone think of my vidyaaaaaaaaa at hoooooommmeeeee!

But will I be able to make a pork steak shaped like a swastika?

Considering who his wife is, I can't blame him for jerkin it to hentai.

Love that this is an Israeli study so I can scream antisemite at the deboonkers.

What kind of STD does the boyfriend have that it's transmissible through a stretched ear?

Oh, so it's cute when these creepy, slippery underwater snakes attack females hoping for some lovin', but when I do it I end up on a watch-list? This fucking world, man.

Is it a nude portrait if they're so fat you can't see their vag?

 

[Orange Rhymer]

We’re the cabal, the boogie men, the Zionist starfish cia agents from the 9th heaven, we’re this supposedly terrifying presence when really if your on this site longer then an hour, it’s just a very large movie theater featuring comedies that you can leave and seat in at any time, filled with other people who like having a morbid laugh.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Hold on to your penis bro, this ride is about to get bumpy.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Shits hilarious. I couldn’t even attract this kind of attention if I tried. What is the special type of autism that makes things like this possible?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Anyway, do I believe she's a skanky liar? Yes. Do I necessarily believe she's the Typhoid Mary of HSV-2? Not really.

 

[NoReturn]

Heilwai'i?